Things you cant do with a .....................

by **Kenny** Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:29 pm

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Hutch

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jan 29, 2013 12:28 pm

Re-use it 19 times

Door Mat

by **Kenny** Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:46 pm

wipe your nose on it without scratching it

Card

by **Pal Joey** Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:12 pm

Chop down a forest with it

Hand

by **Kenny** Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:42 pm

have a extra one

House

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:36 pm

Turn it upside-down with your tongue

Gopher

by **Kenny** Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:39 pm

shut up in a broom cupboard

Spread sheet

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:28 am

take it swimming with you

Advertising Hoarding

by **Kenny** Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:43 pm

hide from your wife when your mistress tells all on one

Plastic bag

by **Pal Joey** Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:37 am

Carry soup across the desert in one

Gargoyle

by Guest Mon Feb 04, 2013 1:36 pm

Find a good looking one

Nurse

by **Kenny** Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:13 pm

not wonder if they are wearing stockings or tights

Dish

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Feb 04, 2013 7:34 pm

Stop it running away with the spoon

wigwam

by **Kenny** Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:34 pm

go bam and make you my man Wink

Hat

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:57 pm

Get a-head

swagger

by **Kenny** Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:03 pm

not have one after winning something

Voice

by **Pal Joey** Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:19 am

Keep it turned off

Zebra's Stripe

by **Kenny** Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:15 pm

join the dots

Beanbag

by **Pal Joey** Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:53 pm

sit on it without making a sound

Airbrush

by **Kenny** Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:14 am

hide my laughter lines Smile

Whoopie cushion

by **Pal Joey** Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:35 am

Put one under a fly's arse without it sensing something's up

Dreamliner

by Guest Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:26 am

Fly one without a license

Pig

by **Pal Joey** Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:39 am

Marry one (except in the US probably)

Skylight

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:31 pm

Crash through it like Batman

Skylark

by **Kenny** Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:33 pm

get everyone aboard ( do you remember that ? )

Pair of Handcuffs

by Guest Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:31 pm

Get your wife to agree to put them on

Trio of magic beans

by **Kenny** Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:33 pm

find the right bean stalk to get to the giant

Magnifying glass

by Guest Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:34 pm

afford to get caught 'sizing up'

darts trophy

by **Kenny** Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:39 pm

win one if your a Geordie/Aussie

Tulip

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:38 pm

Afford one at the last minute on 13th Feb

thorn

by **Kenny** Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:40 pm

take one out of a lions foot without getting eaten

Box

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:56 pm

Find the lid

Lid

*Tulip - my reply was for a rose picard

by **Kenny** Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:02 pm

Get one to fit properly after the kids have been at it

Microphone

by **Pal Joey** Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:35 pm

Share one with a shock-jock

Sombrero

by **Kenny** Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:28 pm

dance round one like speedy gonsalez

Badge

by **Pal Joey** Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:12 am

Wear it on your skin

Mandible

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:40 pm

Anything jaw-dropping

Claw

by Guest Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:01 pm

Itch your eye

Bag of crisps

by **Kenny** Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:06 pm

Not fancy a bag when your on a diet

Magazine

by Guest Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:08 pm

Unstick those pages that contain the double-page spread of Aliona Vilani

Roadworks sign

by **Kenny** Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:10 pm

take down of your bedroom wall Wink

Paper clip

by Guest Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:33 pm

Clean under your nails without cutting yourself

Moon rock

by **Kenny** Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:34 pm

nick one from NASA

Ear plug

by Guest Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:41 pm

Find some that actually work 100%

Parking ticket

by **Kenny** Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:42 pm

get the bloody traffic warden to rip it up

cup and saucer

by **Pal Joey** Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:37 am

Swim along the length of the Panama Canal holding one

Salon Chair

by **Kenny** Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:15 pm

get the old lady to sit bloody still

Iron

by **Pal Joey** Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:35 am

Use it on a 'new' Monopoly board.... wtf???

Get Out Of Jail Free Card

by **Kenny** Sat Feb 09, 2013 11:08 am

use in real life

Sandpaper

by **Pal Joey** Sun Feb 10, 2013 7:06 am

Polish your tongue with it

Woodpecker

by Guest Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:46 am

Get it to shut up

Astroturf

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