Things you cant do with a .....................

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Sep 2012, 3:29 pm

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Hutch

by **Pal Joey** Sun 10 Feb 2013, 9:48 am

Grow it organically

Bowling Alley

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 10 Feb 2013, 12:01 pm

Pretend that it's married to Kirstie Alley

subtle scent of jasmine

by **Pal Joey** Sun 10 Feb 2013, 4:19 pm

Cancel out the scent of a not-so-subtle fart

Chest of Drawers

by **Kenny** Mon 11 Feb 2013, 10:36 am

squeeze into a bra

Knob

by **Pal Joey** Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:04 am

Identify where the locksmith learned his trade

Vagabond

by **Kenny** Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:06 am

not look like one after a night on the town

Wishbone

by **Pal Joey** Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:07 am

Fulfill the wish when you win the wishbone game

Spongebath

by Guest Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:07 am

Get an attractive nurse to give you one...

Spare tyre

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:09 am

Lose it, once you reach a certain age.

Label

by **Kenny** Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:11 am

keep it on in water

Pin

by Guest Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:15 am

Not stab yourself

Rolling pin

by **Kenny** Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:19 am

Avoid after a night out

Film

by **Pal Joey** Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:42 am

Use it to cut through a concrete wall

Pope

by **Kenny** Mon 11 Feb 2013, 4:54 pm

Wash with one on a rope

Orange

by **Pal Joey** Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:46 pm

Turn one like 'The Terror' could

...n Ambit Claim

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:49 pm

Accept it

safety recall

by **Pal Joey** Mon 11 Feb 2013, 9:51 pm

Get it back to the manufacturer before the product catastrophically fails

King Tide

by **Kenny** Mon 11 Feb 2013, 11:25 pm

surf all the way home

Bone

by **Pal Joey** Tue 12 Feb 2013, 1:15 am

Find the ones you buried that night...

Cameltoe

by Guest Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:31 am

Not be sick when I see one (it really is a disgusting sight)

Parachute

by **Pal Joey** Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:46 am

Get someone to pack me a Golden one.

Lay Down Misere

by **Kenny** Thu 14 Feb 2013, 5:07 pm

not back to the hilt

Freezer

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 14 Feb 2013, 5:45 pm

Melt

Cheese and bacon melt

by **Kenny** Thu 14 Feb 2013, 7:41 pm

not burn your lips on one

Tartan blanket

by **Pal Joey** Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:26 pm

Un-thread it wearing gardener's gloves

Sand trap

by Guest Mon 18 Feb 2013, 1:08 pm

Avoid it. Ever.

Egg cup

by **Pal Joey** Mon 18 Feb 2013, 9:25 pm

Keep your pet python in one

Pair of Binoculars

by **Kenny** Thu 21 Feb 2013, 5:10 pm

see inside my soul with

Mountain

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 21 Feb 2013, 5:53 pm

Make one out of a molehill

scarf

by **Kenny** Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:05 pm

keep your whole body warm with one

Scrabble board

by **Pal Joey** Fri 22 Feb 2013, 6:42 am

Get the spehlink right

Haka

by Guest Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:06 am

Use it at the start of a fight without getting interrupted

Moonbeam

by **Pal Joey** Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:50 am

Colour it grey

Can of Irish Moss

by **Kenny** Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:56 pm

knit a shawl with

Hoola Hoop

by Guest Fri 22 Feb 2013, 2:14 pm

fill it with water

Jam doughnut

by GSC Fri 22 Feb 2013, 2:47 pm

Keep the Jam in it while eating

A bull

by Guest Fri 22 Feb 2013, 2:51 pm

Get it to cheer up Laugh

A hippopotamus

by **Kenny** Fri 22 Feb 2013, 3:22 pm

get it to floss

Beard

by Guest Fri 22 Feb 2013, 3:27 pm

Grow a non-ginger one

Conker

by **Pal Joey** Fri 22 Feb 2013, 3:57 pm

Fix a strong enough string to it

Berm

by **Kenny** Fri 22 Feb 2013, 11:08 pm

know what one is

Fleece

by **Pal Joey** Sat 23 Feb 2013, 6:56 am

Grow it near a wind farm (apparently stressing the sheep here)

Closed Couple

by **Kenny** Sat 23 Feb 2013, 1:23 pm

get the apart

Farm

by **Pal Joey** Sat 23 Feb 2013, 5:52 pm

Make a profit out of it (unless you have oil underground)

Bookworm

by **Kenny** Sat 23 Feb 2013, 10:59 pm

get their head out of a book

Boxer

by **Pal Joey** Sun 24 Feb 2013, 1:04 am

Take it to Chihuahua School

Mexican Standoff

by **Kenny** Sun 24 Feb 2013, 3:42 pm

get him to play for England at 6

Tie

by **Pal Joey** Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:02 am

Let it rust

Water Spout

by Guest Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:08 am

Block it without repercussions

Telegram

by **Pal Joey** Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:35 am

Send one today without getting laughed at

Pre-fabricated Shed

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