Things you cant do with a .....................

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Sep 2012, 15:29

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Hutch

by Guest Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:35

Lift it over the garden fence without catching it on a fence post

Worm

by **Pal Joey** Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:39

Pull it out of it's hole in one piece

Wormhole

by Guest Mon 25 Feb 2013, 12:08

Look at it without getting goosebumps (they're horrible)

Pocket watch

by **Kenny** Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:46

tell the time with if you dont take out your pocket

Goldfish

by Guest Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:31

Get it to remember its own name

Snake charmer

by **Kenny** Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:33

find one on a plane with Samuel L Jackson

Swamp

by Guest Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:45

Stare at the lights for too long

Telescope

by **Kenny** Mon 25 Feb 2013, 22:38

use as a straw

Nun

by **Pal Joey** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 08:55

Introduce her to a Cardinal

Bad Seed

by Guest Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:21

Get it to behave

aircraft carrier

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:22

get it to fit in the bath

Cornflake

by Guest Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:22

Like the taste of it

Snowflake

by **Pal Joey** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:23

Like the taste of it

Mop Handle

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:28

use as a oar

Table

by Guest Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:29

Get both Rose AND Jack onto it at the same time...

Black and white TV

by **Pal Joey** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:33

Explore the colour attributes

Dungaree

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:35

Look cool in some

Hair clip

by **Pal Joey** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:42

Tie your tongue back with one Wink

Symphony Orchestra

by Guest Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:43

Look past the hot female violinists

Dead cat

by **Pal Joey** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:44

Resurrect it and give it a saucer of cream

Python

by Guest Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:45

Stop it crushing you

Mint flavour ice cream

by **Pal Joey** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:46

Eat too much of it without feeling high

Dragnet

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:59

make a decent film with tom hanks and dan ackroyd in it

Dentist chair

by Guest Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:03

Escape it!

90-metre head start in a 100m race with Usain Bolt

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:06

still win if your Johny Vegas

Bend in a road

by Guest Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:24

Get distracted without driving into a ditch

Cats eye

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:28

get the little buggers to stay still at the side of a motorway

Igloo

by Guest Tue 26 Feb 2013, 13:29

Have an open fire inside of it

Can opener

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:08

escape from a glass case with

Magic wand

by Guest Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:19

Show it to your female work colleagues

Koala bear

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:28

get it to stop making loo roll adverts

Pedal car

by Guest Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:30

Drive one without saying Yabbadabbadoo

Bottle of corked wine

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:31

drink

Harp

by Guest Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:32

Play it with clothes on

One man band

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:34

stay in one if your Heath Slater

Grave stone

by **Pal Joey** Wed 27 Feb 2013, 06:48

Carve your own name on it after the explosion

Slipstream

by **Kenny** Wed 27 Feb 2013, 13:48

stay in all the way home

Tape recorder

by Guest Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:42

Find someone who owns one nowadays

Padded envelope

by **Kenny** Wed 27 Feb 2013, 21:22

store water in

Bottle top

by Guest Wed 27 Feb 2013, 22:09

Use it as a life raft

Submarine

by cherriesfna Thu 28 Feb 2013, 00:24

Feed it to a penguin
feather

by **Pal Joey** Thu 28 Feb 2013, 02:41

Make it fall faster than an anvil

Beer Coaster

by **Kenny** Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:39

not get it soggy

Wrench

by **Pal Joey** Thu 28 Feb 2013, 10:55

Use it to clean the car

Soggy Biscuit

by **Kenny** Thu 28 Feb 2013, 14:58

stop it falling in your tea

blow up doll

by **Pal Joey** Fri 01 Mar 2013, 05:26

Hear it complaining

Cotton Wool Bud

by **Kenny** Fri 01 Mar 2013, 21:10

dig a hole with

Star

by **Pal Joey** Sat 02 Mar 2013, 08:04

Get to the core of it

Half-way line

by **Kenny** Sat 02 Mar 2013, 17:08

get seats on it at Wembley

Tooth

by **Pal Joey** Sat 02 Mar 2013, 23:11

Leave it in a hotel room

Bolt Cutter

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