Things you cant do with a .....................

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Sep 2012, 3:29 pm

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Hutch

by Guest Mon 04 Mar 2013, 1:46 pm

Fit it inside a cake

Jelly bean

by **Pal Joey** Mon 04 Mar 2013, 9:35 pm

Not swallow it once it's in your mouth

Filing Cabinet

by **Kenny** Tue 05 Mar 2013, 5:00 pm

hide your bottle of whisky in it , well not without someone finding it

Bucket

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 05 Mar 2013, 6:15 pm

catch every raindrop

midwife

by **Pal Joey** Tue 05 Mar 2013, 10:11 pm

Interfere with her work

Cloudburst

by **Kenny** Thu 07 Mar 2013, 3:34 pm

predict one

Grasshopper

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 07 Mar 2013, 5:05 pm

Play cricket

Cricket

by **Kenny** Thu 07 Mar 2013, 5:11 pm

get Pinochio to listen to one

glowstick

by **Pal Joey** Fri 08 Mar 2013, 12:32 am

See the glow when you swallow one

Candlestick

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 17 Mar 2013, 8:27 pm

Nothing you can't do with the lead pipe

jack of all trades

by **Pal Joey** Sun 17 Mar 2013, 10:31 pm

Anything ...properly

Levelling Spirit

by Guest Tue 19 Mar 2013, 4:53 pm

Change the colour of the liquid

Cement mixer

by **Pal Joey** Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:03 pm

Mix dandelions and helium in properly

Barrage

by Guest Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:09 pm

Deflect it

Miniature of Mont St Michel

by **Pal Joey** Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:56 pm

Make one from the sand around the real Mont St Michel... so slippery!

Castellated Fortress

by Guest Thu 21 Mar 2013, 1:34 pm

Take it with an army of toy plastic soldiers (we all have them, let's not lie)

Cherry picker

by **Pal Joey** Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:46 pm

Access underground fibre optic cables

Judge

by Guest Tue 26 Mar 2013, 1:16 pm

Sober them up

Skipping rope

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013, 1:17 pm

eat soup with

card

by Guest Tue 26 Mar 2013, 1:18 pm

Fold it in half 9 times

VHS recorder

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013, 1:19 pm

play betamax tapes on

boomerang

by Guest Tue 26 Mar 2013, 1:25 pm

Get the knack of it

Sail boat

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013, 1:26 pm

drive down the M1 on one

Picture frame

by Guest Tue 26 Mar 2013, 1:31 pm

Make a good fire out of it

Gold bar

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013, 1:33 pm

own enough of them

Rabbit

by Guest Tue 26 Mar 2013, 1:37 pm

Not kill it (sad story from when I was 3, I killed my own rabbit by accident...)

Trampoline

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013, 1:40 pm

not bounce your 3 year old daughter off it when you yourself jump on it Very Happy

Rubber gloves

by Guest Tue 26 Mar 2013, 1:44 pm

Put them on without thinking about 'inspecting' someone

Tennis ball

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013, 1:47 pm

put one in your shorts pocket and not mistake for one of your own

Sculpture

by Guest Tue 26 Mar 2013, 2:17 pm

Make one of Lionel Richie if you're blind. Oh, wait...

foreign tourist

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013, 2:20 pm

not want to kill when they dont listen to what you are saying

Mask

by Guest Tue 26 Mar 2013, 2:30 pm

Wear it when you're making a lunchtime trip to the bank

Horse

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013, 2:32 pm

not eat it if you shop at Tesco

Grave

by Guest Tue 26 Mar 2013, 2:46 pm

Walk on one without upsetting the spirit world

Xylophone

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013, 2:54 pm

carry around with you

See Saw

by Guest Tue 26 Mar 2013, 2:55 pm

Play on it by yourself

Coldplay album

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013, 2:56 pm

buy without wearing a hood

Dartboard

by Guest Tue 26 Mar 2013, 3:09 pm

Convince your wife to let you have one in the front room, despite having tons of room

Steam cleaner

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013, 3:10 pm

get it back off your father in law

Velcro fastener

by Guest Tue 26 Mar 2013, 3:46 pm

Undo it quietly

Blender

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013, 3:48 pm

chop wood with

Ribbon

by Guest Tue 26 Mar 2013, 4:15 pm

Perform a self-circumcision

Knitting needle

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013, 4:16 pm

Perform a self-circumcision Shocked

comb over

by Guest Tue 26 Mar 2013, 4:17 pm

Make yourself look cool

Invitation to tea with the Queen

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013, 4:22 pm

accept if your a member of the anti-monarchy group

Book on fly-fishing by J R Hartley

by Guest Tue 26 Mar 2013, 4:27 pm

Find a copy without the Yellow Pages

Praetorian Guard

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013, 4:28 pm

not want to kill if your Spartacus

Jester

by Guest Tue 26 Mar 2013, 4:28 pm

Have a serious conversation

Submarine

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013, 4:30 pm

get a full one at Subway

Bolt

by **Pal Joey** Tue 26 Mar 2013, 9:34 pm

beat it in a 100-yard dash

Socket Wrench

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