Things you cant do with a .....................

by **Kenny** Mon 17 Sep - 15:29

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

Simple game, I start it off by saying an object, and the next poster says something you cant do with it and then says an object for the next person.

Hutch

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar - 22:35

Take out an appendix with

Spray paint can

by **Pal Joey** Wed 27 Mar - 6:19

Stop an Alsatian (completely) with it

Railway Siding

by **Kenny** Wed 27 Mar - 14:18

park your car in one

False teeth

by Guest Wed 27 Mar - 14:20

Get them in my mouth, it's already crowded in here!

Telephone wire

by **Kenny** Wed 27 Mar - 14:23

fix a piano with it

Window cleaner

by Guest Wed 27 Mar - 14:31

Find one who isn't bent

Chamois

by **Kenny** Wed 27 Mar - 14:33

get into the cracks with

Arrow

by **Pal Joey** Thu 28 Mar - 10:38

Split the seed of the core of the apple blindfolded from 30 paces with it

Prawn Trawler

by **Kenny** Thu 28 Mar - 13:57

hide the smell

Tent

by **Pal Joey** Fri 29 Mar - 23:43

Prevent a hungry bear from entering

Snow mobile

by **Kenny** Sat 30 Mar - 9:02

surf with it

Poncho

by **Pal Joey** Mon 1 Apr - 7:49

Hide 200 people under it

Mousetrap

by **Kenny** Thu 11 Apr - 14:20

catch an elephant in one

Whip

by **Pal Joey** Sat 13 Apr - 11:39

Take half a dozen strokes of one... on the nutsack

Plaster Mould

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Apr - 17:30

Make a clone

Basket

by **Pal Joey** Sat 13 Apr - 23:57

Un-weave it using gardener's gloves

Port-of-Call

by **Kenny** Sun 14 Apr - 16:55

Stay at

Fin

by **Pal Joey** Mon 15 Apr - 0:14

Be more aerodynamic than it

Close Relative

by **Kenny** Mon 15 Apr - 15:51

lie to if you dont want world war 3

Iceberg

by **Pal Joey** Tue 16 Apr - 2:48

Stop it from melting in the Cook Islands

Runway

by **Kenny** Tue 16 Apr - 13:45

have a picnic on

Cartoon

by **Pal Joey** Tue 16 Apr - 14:54

Not admire them

Swollen toe

by **Kenny** Tue 16 Apr - 14:56

beat Klitschko when you have one

Wine Gum

by **Pal Joey** Tue 16 Apr - 15:29

Drop it in a swamp

Piano Teacher

by **Kenny** Tue 16 Apr - 15:35

get them to tune your guitar

Clipboard

by **Pal Joey** Wed 17 Apr - 0:13

Swat a truck with it

Bell Tower

by **Kenny** Wed 17 Apr - 19:09

Park your car in

Raccoon

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Apr - 19:11

Eat beaver

bronze medal

by **Kenny** Wed 17 Apr - 19:11

claim its a gold

Felt tip pen

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Apr - 19:13

Line it up by row (biro, geddit?!)

lame gag

by **Kenny** Wed 17 Apr - 19:14

not laugh at

Fleece

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Apr - 19:17

Keep cool

F(f)leck

by **Kenny** Wed 17 Apr - 19:18

wipe off

Candle

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 17 Apr - 19:24

burn it at both ends, except for 1:45 here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjS7LxDYad8

thin covering of snow

by **Kenny** Wed 17 Apr - 19:30

not want to walk on

Hose

by **Pal Joey** Thu 18 Apr - 3:50

stick it in a square hole and not get a leak

Sand Fly

by **Kenny** Tue 23 Apr - 17:01

catch on a fly paper

Duck

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 23 Apr - 17:15

Swan around

spreadsheet

by **Kenny** Tue 23 Apr - 23:14

spread on toast

Sponge

by **Pal Joey** Wed 24 Apr - 8:38

Mop up freshly spewn lava with

Tantrum

by **Kenny** Wed 24 Apr - 17:10

stop your 4 year old having one when her favourite tv show records on sky + but stops before the end

Gym bag

by **Pal Joey** Thu 25 Apr - 2:41

Leave it on the train

Sandcastle

by **Kenny** Thu 25 Apr - 13:57

make it last

Bone

by **Pal Joey** Thu 25 Apr - 14:50

Take it off Fang

Slippery Dip

by **Kenny** Thu 25 Apr - 18:47

not enjoy using one

closet

by **Pal Joey** Fri 26 Apr - 9:08

Keep your pet buffalo in it

Northpoint

by **Kenny** Tue 30 Apr - 18:08

Want to go shopping there ( our local shopping center full of chavs)

Car park

by **Pal Joey** Thu 2 May - 10:24

Find a spot in it close to the front doors.

Teddy Bear

by **Kenny** Thu 2 May - 14:25

Not want to cuddle your favourite one

Snooker Cue

by **Pal Joey** Thu 2 May - 14:38

Forget to chalk it

Rolling Pin

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