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by **Hero** Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:49 am

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Season 3 Week 3:

TACTICS DUE IN BY 11:59pm ON WEDNESDAY!!!!

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Participants: Olly, T5J, Twi5t, 5odhat, Ru55, Nando, Marky (if we spoon feed him), Greger5

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Everyone in Premier League (who votes on Championship) send their results to:
Hero

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Olly

To Qualify for the £2M Bonus, teams need to post their tactics by Midnight on Wednesday and PM their results by Midnight on Friday

Premier League

Real Ale Sociedad - TwisT

Tactics

The London Silly Nannies - Sodhat

Injuries

AC ALittleSilhouetteoOfAMan (AC ALSOAM) - Marky

Lawyers

Viva City - VivaPaulScholes

Fixtures

Athletico Bilbao Baggins FC - Hero

Results

Jacamos United - The Special Juan

Table

Hangover 69 - Gregers

Treble's Revenge - onlytreblewinners

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Championship

Holton FC - Olly

Tactics

Barearselona - Fernando

Injuries

Real NADrid©®™ V2 - Nadeem

Lawyers

Substandard Liege - Afro

Fixtures

Neymar FC - cherriesfan

Results

Go Ahead Eagles - Russell_Elmo

Table

Gotham City Rovers - TheBrahmaBull

City Of Norwich FC - ncfc_Tooze

by **Afro** Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:13 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Viva, Holt, talking cats, witches, TSC and double cream oh and Michael Essien and Yaya Toure. (The Essien of 04/05 season)

Stock up on lube, here comes Olly Run

by **Afro** Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:14 pm

Olly wrote:
BigFellasAfro wrote:Right

I guess for a teenage boy, standards are lower. Presumably you also quite fancied Heather from Eastenders?

Never seen Eastenders Afro. And my standards are low, but I maintain Robson is hot

Spoiler:

by FIFA Diva Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:16 pm

If no one could ever find out then I'd probably get a blow off Heather but I'd have to be really lonely, like no girlfriend, no hands, an no talking cats type of lonely.

by Fernando Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:21 pm

Tactics are up Euro Division Homepage XXX - Page 7 3559488474

Good luck Olly

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:21 pm

And my standards are low, but I maintain Robson is hot

I bet she needs a lot of maintenance to look hot!

by sodhat Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:22 pm

I think Robson is alright, pig is a little harsh...

by **Afro** Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:22 pm

I genuinely meant that when I look at her, I see a resemblance to a pig

by sodhat Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:25 pm

Well, if it's a talking pig, maybe you can get her number for Viva?

Texting wouldn't be easy with hooves, but they could go for some dirty talk, and then have a roll in some slop.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:27 pm

Fernando wrote:Tactics are up

Good luck Olly

Mine will be up later this evening. Zebra can you respond to my offers please?

by The Special Juan Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:28 pm

Trebs would know about texting with hooves!!

I don't see the pig resemblance.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:30 pm

Whos bottom of the Championship? Where is the league table and past results?

by **Afro** Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:31 pm

Spoiler:

by Beer Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:32 pm

Robson

A Pig

by The Special Juan Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:34 pm

As much as I appreciate the pictures I still ba-can't see it. (That's a really terrible "bacon" pun).

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:37 pm

As I said, she is hit and miss. Them two pics (of her not the pigs) show it. Yes ones off the court and ones airbrushed to the Pepsi Max but I still says she hit and miss.
Shes defo no Jessica Jane Clement!

by The Special Juan Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:38 pm

I prefer the on court look of tennis players. I take bad seeing them off court.

by **Afro** Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:39 pm

A hot girl would look hot in both pictures.

You are not hot if you have to slap on tonnes of makeup to get yourself looking good. It's the first picture that you will wake up next to the following morning, not Beer's.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:44 pm

A hot girl would look hot in both pictures.

Damn Right!!

You are not hot if you have to slap on tonnes of makeup to get yourself looking good.

Isn't that what Sodhat has to do every weekend?

by FIFA Diva Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:47 pm

Anyone watched Lawless? Whats it like? Tom Hardy heart

no homo

Any good films out?

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:49 pm

Afro you are talking more in terms of how pretty she is.

I am talking about how peng she is. She is fit.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:51 pm

how peng she is.

rudeboi talk up in here

Guys, do I have to point out obvious stuff in tactics or do people understand the principles of football?

by **Afro** Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:51 pm

You got to be pretty to be peng

by The Special Juan Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:51 pm

This is a bit random but I looked up "seminal" in the dictionary ("The seminal pop group Blue") and it returned this definition:

"1. pertaining to, containing, or consisting of semen."

Ummmmmm......

by FIFA Diva Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:52 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
how peng she is.
rudeboi talk up in here

Guys, do I have to point out obvious stuff in tactics or do people understand the principles of football?

No you have to put the obvious up.

We once had a massive argument when one poster told Conterao to not attack but obviously his natural game is too attack and he wasn't good at not attacking because he is not used to it. A bit like telling a rabbit not to hop when it walks.

by sodhat Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:53 pm

I don't need no make-up to look peng.

by sodhat Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:53 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
how peng she is.
rudeboi talk up in here

Guys, do I have to point out obvious stuff in tactics or do people understand the principles of football?

No you have to put the obvious up.

We once had a massive argument when one poster told Conterao to not attack but obviously his natural game is too attack and he wasn't good at not attacking because he is not used to it. A bit like telling a rabbit not to hope when it walks.

What's it hoping for?

Clear roads? Some nice carrots?

by **Afro** Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:54 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
how peng she is.
rudeboi talk up in here

Guys, do I have to point out obvious stuff in tactics or do people understand the principles of football?

Olly's about as rudeboi as Blazing Squad

by Beer Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:55 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:As I said, she is hit and miss. Them two pics (of her not the pigs) show it. Yes ones off the court and ones airbrushed to the Pepsi Max but I still says she hit and miss.
Shes defo no Jessica Jane Clement!

Is she the bird with one arm from CBeebies?? You sick bar steward.

by **Hero** Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:55 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:
Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
how peng she is.
rudeboi talk up in here

Guys, do I have to point out obvious stuff in tactics or do people understand the principles of football?

Olly's about as rudeboi as Blazing Squad

Pimp my tractor.

by sodhat Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:56 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:
Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
how peng she is.
rudeboi talk up in here

Guys, do I have to point out obvious stuff in tactics or do people understand the principles of football?

Olly's about as rudeboi as Blazing Squad

I think you'll find it's Blazin' Squad.

Kenzie would never be so grammatically correct.

by **Afro** Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:57 pm

Sorry

Early 21st century hip pop ain't my flava

by FIFA Diva Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:57 pm

I did a Cherries sorry, meant hop not hope. But yeah the Rabbit was hoping for some peng girl but he got molested by a Hedghog.

by The Special Juan Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:58 pm

Just Wiki'd Blazin' squad. Who's the odd one out here?

Strider
Flava
Kenzie
Rocky B
Harold Bishop
Krazy
Melo-D
Skyver
Jamse
Reepa
Spike-E
Hit-LA
Freek
Tommy-B
Hat

by Marky Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:58 pm

Beer wrote:
Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:As I said, she is hit and miss. Them two pics (of her not the pigs) show it. Yes ones off the court and ones airbrushed to the Pepsi Max but I still says she hit and miss.
Shes defo no Jessica Jane Clement!

Is she the bird with one arm from CBeebies?? You sick bar steward.

She's the lady from The Real Hustle.

Although I wouldn't turn down the one armed bandit from CBeebies. Never had a stub job?

by **Afro** Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:59 pm

The Special Juan wrote:Just Wiki'd Blazin' squad. Who's the odd one out here?

Strider
Flava
Kenzie
Rocky B
Harold Bishop
Krazy
Melo-D
Skyver
Jamse
Reepa
Spike-E
Hit-LA
Freek
Tommy-B
Hat

Reepa.

The rest are using their real names

by FIFA Diva Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:00 pm

See you at the Crossroads.

I'm not being racist or nothing but the black guy they had in the group was blatently in there just to give them some "street" cred. But the funny thing is he was probably more of a Cat then the others.

by Marky Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:00 pm

The Special Juan wrote:Just Wiki'd Blazin' squad. Who's the odd one out here?

Strider
Flava
Kenzie
Rocky B
Harold Bishop
Krazy
Melo-D
Skyver
Jamse
Reepa
Spike-E
Hit-LA
Freek
Tommy-B
Hat

Hit-LA. He's the only one who led the Nazi party.

by sodhat Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:00 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I did a Cherries sorry, meant hop not hope. But yeah the Rabbit was hoping for some peng girl but he got molested by a Hedghog.

What a little pr1ck...

by sodhat Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:02 pm

The Special Juan wrote:Just Wiki'd Blazin' squad. Who's the odd one out here?

Strider
Flava
Kenzie
Rocky B
Harold Bishop
Krazy
Melo-D
Skyver
Jamse
Reepa
Spike-E
Hit-LA
Freek
Tommy-B
Hat

How awesome a rap name is Hat?

He must have been last in line when they were giving names and they'd run out.

I bet he's glad he wasn't wearing mittens.

by The Special Juan Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:02 pm

So not Harold Bishop from Neighbours?

Hat was the coolest out of the lot of them.

by sodhat Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:07 pm

Did he wear a hat?

I'm coming at this with innocent eyes really. I never much cared for them at the time, although they were right in the middle of my school life so I was aware of them.

by **Afro** Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:07 pm

So when is our Blazin' Squad Day when all our usernames are changed to Blazin' Squad style ones?

And what would everyone's be?

by FIFA Diva Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:07 pm

Sodhat I left you a PM earlier can you get back to me pleaseeeeeeeeee.

by sodhat Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:08 pm

I don't have any PMs Viva

I'm here though til 5 if you want to resend though

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:09 pm

Who the hell are Blazin Squad!?

by sodhat Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:09 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:So when is our Blazin' Squad Day when all our usernames are changed to Blazin' Squad style ones?

And what would everyone's be?

I'd want to either be Hat or Hit-LA

If I get to make my own one up I'd be GO-balls, to suit the Nazi propaganda trail they were blazin'

by The Special Juan Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:10 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:So when is our Blazin' Squad Day when all our usernames are changed to Blazin' Squad style ones?

And what would everyone's be?

Shotgunning on "Hat"

by FIFA Diva Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:10 pm

I just realised I sent my message to Hero when it was supposed to go to you, asking your advice on my tactics an I'm playing Hero today Laugh

Forget it I can't be bothered doing tactics again.

by FIFA Diva Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:12 pm

Olly wrote:Who the hell are Blazin Squad!?

You've heard of Blackout Crew right? Well Blazin Squad were the eqivalant in my day an Sodhat days but not Afros day but the way he is talking about them they might aswell be.

by sodhat Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:12 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I just realised I sent my message to Hero when it was supposed to go to you, asking your advice on my tactics an I'm playing Hero today Forget it I can't be bothered doing tactics again.

That's uber mind games. Actually sending your gameplan to your opponent. Ballsy.