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by **Hero** Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:49 am

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606V2 EURODivision

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Season 3 Week 3:

TACTICS DUE IN BY 11:59pm ON WEDNESDAY!!!!

Clarification: Betting players or money between 2 clubs is strictly prohibited

Sign up now for the Euro Division Telegraph Fantasy Football League!

Participants: Olly, T5J, Twi5t, 5odhat, Ru55, Nando, Marky (if we spoon feed him), Greger5

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Everyone in Premier League (who votes on Championship) send their results to:
Hero

Everyone in Championship (who votes on Premier League) send their results to:
Olly

To Qualify for the £2M Bonus, teams need to post their tactics by Midnight on Wednesday and PM their results by Midnight on Friday

Premier League

Real Ale Sociedad - TwisT

Tactics

The London Silly Nannies - Sodhat

Injuries

AC ALittleSilhouetteoOfAMan (AC ALSOAM) - Marky

Lawyers

Viva City - VivaPaulScholes

Fixtures

Athletico Bilbao Baggins FC - Hero

Results

Jacamos United - The Special Juan

Table

Hangover 69 - Gregers

Treble's Revenge - onlytreblewinners

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Championship

Holton FC - Olly

Tactics

Barearselona - Fernando

Injuries

Real NADrid©®™ V2 - Nadeem

Lawyers

Substandard Liege - Afro

Fixtures

Neymar FC - cherriesfan

Results

Go Ahead Eagles - Russell_Elmo

Table

Gotham City Rovers - TheBrahmaBull

City Of Norwich FC - ncfc_Tooze

by TwisT Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:52 pm

sodhat wrote:Or...enjoy yourself, get a debiliating disease affecting your immune system.

Im engaged mate, so I would have given it to her in the first place.

Share and share alike

by Marky Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:52 pm

9. A famous opera singer
Luciano Pavarotti - Viva, Twist, Afro, Marky, Zinedine, Trebs, Sodhat
Paul Potts - Gregers

Scores;
Trebs 39
Viva 38
Zinedine 37
Afro 36
Marky 34
Twist 34
Sodhat 31
Gregers 15

by sodhat Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:52 pm

Marky wrote:
sodhat wrote:No-one else goes Goodyear?!

It was chosen because it was an awesome quote from Naked Gun.

Frank: "She died in a blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day."
Jane: "Goodyear?"
Frank: "No, the worst."

Best trilogy ever.

Easy

Who cares about The Godfather? Was O.J Simpson in The Godfather. No, he wasn't.

by The Special Juan Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:53 pm

sodhat wrote:Or...enjoy yourself, get a debiliating disease affecting your immune system.

I'm going to march on Washington. Lead the fight and charge the brigades.....

by sodhat Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:53 pm

TwisT wrote:
sodhat wrote:Or...enjoy yourself, get a debiliating disease affecting your immune system.

Im engaged mate, so I would have given it to her in the first place.

Share and share alike

The way I see it, everyone has aids.

Always assume that and you'll be fine.

by Trebs Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:53 pm

I nearly said Michelin but thought Pirelli would get more due to the F1.

by Marky Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:53 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
Marky wrote:5. A soft drink
Coke - Viva, Afro, Zinedine
Coca-Cola - Twist, Marky, Trebs, Sodhat
Lilt - Gregers

Scores;
Trebs 24
Viva 23
Afro 21
Zinedine 21
Marky 18
Twist 18
Sodhat 15
Gregers 6

Oh come on! Technicalities!
I agree, cant do that after you accepted tea. Could of said PG Tips or Tetley.

Except everyone who was given the answer of Tea actually said Tea.

Coke and Coca-Cola could be different so I separated them.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:55 pm

No.....it is simply enjoy yourself, ask questions later

Questions like.....Is it a boy or a girl? OR Why am I so itchy down there?

by Marky Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:55 pm

10. A pizza topping
Cheese and Tomato - Viva
Pepperoni - Twist, Marky, Sodhat
Meat Feast - Afro
Cheese - Zinedine, Trebs
Egg (as in Florentine) - Gregers

Scores;
Trebs 41
Viva 39
Zinedine 39
Afro 37
Marky 37
Twist 37
Sodhat 34
Gregers 16

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by Marky Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:56 pm

Be back later to vote, enjoy your Friday afternoon chaps

by Trebs Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:56 pm

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:56 pm

Except everyone who was given the answer of Tea actually said Tea.

Coke and Coca-Cola could be different so I separated them.

Suppose one is a powder Whistle

by **Afro** Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:58 pm

Well done Mouse clap

by The Special Juan Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:58 pm

Robson wins yet another match Yahoo

(Well done trebs)

by Trebs Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:59 pm

Coke and Coca-Cola doesn't make a difference to the results though, just increases everyones score by three/four apart from Gregers. And as everyone is two points away then it's evened out.

by **Afro** Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:00 pm

What's her predicted ranking now and if she wins the final?

Top 50 by the end of the year is a realistic target now

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:04 pm

well done Treble!

by FIFA Diva Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:05 pm

This has probably been the best chance I've had to win Sheep in ages. Well I'm happy that I lost to Mighty heart

by The Special Juan Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:08 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:What's her predicted ranking now and if she wins the final?

Top 50 by the end of the year is a realistic target now

57 now, 53 if she wins it. She has a few more points to come off before the end of the season so she'll need another couple of runs in tournaments to maintain a decent ranking.

by FIFA Diva Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:11 pm

I hate this rain mad

by sodhat Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:16 pm

Votes done, und sent mit liebe.

by **Afro** Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:21 pm

Das ist sehr gut

by sodhat Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:26 pm

Ach ja. Mein hund is gelb.

That is the extent of my German.

by The Special Juan Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:26 pm

Non parlez vous francais?

by sodhat Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:28 pm

Nein.

Französisch ist für Sissy Mädchen.

by **Afro** Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:28 pm

I assume your dog is a labrador, rather than being jaundiced?

by **Afro** Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:29 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:I assume your dog is a labrador, rather than being jaundiced?

or the victim of a drunken prank

by sodhat Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:30 pm

Neither, my dog is in fact a black labrador these days. Probably at the time I found that phrase funny, it was the golden one.

by **Afro** Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:33 pm

Ah, Ihr Hund ist schwarz

by sodhat Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:35 pm

I can still count in German though. It's like riding a bike once you remember the first bits.

Thinking of the re-boot, I might follow through with my team of neanderthals and be called the Amsterdam Cloggers.

by The Special Juan Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:37 pm

De Jong!

by sodhat Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:40 pm

Minimum height 6"2, and no more skillful than Abdoulaye Faye. No namby pamby wussies.

by **Hero** Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:40 pm

I'd like it if with the reboot people think of a city to be based and have a bit more of a theme to their team.

by sodhat Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:42 pm

Hero wrote:I'd like it if with the reboot people think of a city to be based and have a bit more of a theme to their team.

All of you stay out of Amsterdam.

by **Afro** Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:44 pm

sodhat wrote:I can still count in German though. It's like riding a bike once you remember the first bits.

Thinking of the re-boot, I might follow through with my team of neanderthals and be called the Amsterdam Cloggers.

Your right. I lived in Hong Kong for a few years when I was kid and we learnt to count to 10 and I can still do it

by FIFA Diva Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:45 pm

Can we have our own cities and population, govern it and trade with other cities. You have to use your money wisely, do you spend it on NHS, education or RVP.

by **Afro** Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:46 pm

Hero wrote:I'd like it if with the reboot people think of a city to be based and have a bit more of a theme to their team.

I'm tempted by some random African capital like Ouagadougo (sp?). it's prononuced Wagadoogoo, so I was thinking Ouagadougo Wanderers

by **Afro** Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:48 pm

Or Mexico City United

by The Special Juan Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:52 pm

Vatican City United. We don't like Vatican City City. We also have a youth team run by Father Seamus Finnegan.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:53 pm

When are results due???

by FIFA Diva Fri Sep 21, 2012 3:02 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:When are results due???

Most likely mid day tomorrow.

by Bull Fri Sep 21, 2012 3:21 pm

I Like the idea of being based around a city

by FIFA Diva Fri Sep 21, 2012 3:26 pm

TheBrahmaBull wrote:I Like the idea of being based around a city

What if you get a crappy City like Wolverhampton or Accra (Ghana)?

by Fernando Fri Sep 21, 2012 3:27 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
TheBrahmaBull wrote:I Like the idea of being based around a city

What if you get a crappy City like Wolverhampton or Accra (Ghana)?

Accra-ington Stanley Whistle

by FIFA Diva Fri Sep 21, 2012 3:28 pm

Fernando wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:
TheBrahmaBull wrote:I Like the idea of being based around a city

What if you get a crappy City like Wolverhampton or Accra (Ghana)?

Accra-ington Stanley

I'm sure no one lives there anymore since the cotton factorys shutdown.

Places like that are really depressing, small little towns up North, it's horrible.

by Bull Fri Sep 21, 2012 3:33 pm

no i think we should pick our own city

by FIFA Diva Fri Sep 21, 2012 3:34 pm

Mikael Silvestre is off to India to play Football Shocked

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Fri Sep 21, 2012 3:35 pm

I bagsy Norwich

by **Afro** Fri Sep 21, 2012 3:37 pm

And you can't pick the obvious like an English city as that is just dull and boring

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri Sep 21, 2012 3:38 pm

Most likely mid day tomorrow.

Can I have mine now Im not on midday tomorrow.