Euro Division Homepage XXXI

by **Hero** Sun 23 Sep 2012, 9:21 pm

First topic message reminder :

606V2 EURODivision

Announcements

Countries for Reboot

Zidane - Italy
Russell - Germany
Treble - Germany
Marky - Spain
Nadeem - England
Olly - Italy
Hero - Spain
Gregers - Spain
Fernando - England
Sodhat - Italy
Twist - Germany
Viva - England
Afro - Italy
Bull - Germany
New Player - Spain
Tooze - England

Here’s how it basically works.
You have a budget of 100m to purchase a squad with the following stipulations:

1. You MUST have a minimum of 6 players from the country designated to you.
2. You MUST have a minimum of 3 players that were born on or after 1st October 1991.
3. You CANNOT go over the squad limit of 25.

To buy your squad then you must make sealed bids for the players. How this works is that you check the value of the players on TM, the MINIMUM cost is what their value is on there, but you can bid more than that as others may wish to buy that player. The maximum value of a player that you can bid for is £12m although may wish to bid more than that in order to acquire him.
So for example;
Bull places a sealed bid of 875k for Paul Scholes as that is the TM value.
Viva places a sealed bid of 1m for Scholes as he thinks others may be bidding for him.

Viva therefore wins.

ALL squads are PM’d to myself and a designated neutral party (to ensure fairplay I will send my squad list first so it cannot be said I’ve gazumped anyone). I then reveal who has got which player in the first draft.
We continue the process until everyone has then spent up and we move onto the Star Player bid which works under the same principle although you have a budget of 25m + whatever remained from your normal bids for ONE player who has a value up to 25m

Clarification: Betting players or money between 2 clubs is strictly prohibited

Sign up now for the Euro Division Telegraph Fantasy Football League!

Participants: Olly, T5J, Twi5t, 5odhat, Ru55, Nando, Marky (if we spoon feed him), Greger5

Telegraph League Details:
606v2 Euro Division
PIN: 8008569

Everyone in Premier League (who votes on Championship) send their results to:
Hero

Everyone in Championship (who votes on Premier League) send their results to:
Olly

To Qualify for the £2M Bonus, teams need to post their tactics by Midnight on Wednesday and PM their results by Midnight on Friday

Premier League

Real Ale Sociedad - TwisT

Tactics

The London Silly Nannies - Sodhat

Injuries

AC ALittleSilhouetteoOfAMan (AC ALSOAM) - Marky

Lawyers

Viva City - VivaPaulScholes

Fixtures

Athletico Bilbao Baggins FC - Hero

Results

Jacamos United - The Special Juan

Table

Hangover 69 - Gregers

Treble's Revenge - onlytreblewinners

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Championship

Holton FC - Olly

Tactics

Barearselona - Fernando

Injuries

Real NADrid©®™ V2 - Nadeem

Lawyers

Substandard Liege - Afro

Fixtures

Neymar FC - cherriesfan

Results

Go Ahead Eagles - Russell_Elmo

Table

Gotham City Rovers - TheBrahmaBull

City Of Norwich FC - ncfc_Tooze

by TwisT Wed 26 Sep 2012, 2:18 pm

Apart from telling anyone who hasn't submitted how much they have to pay to get him picard

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed 26 Sep 2012, 2:26 pm

The player that others were going for continues to bring in the bids.
He currently has a 300% mark up on his value which is akin to Bull buying Eriksen.

So the current bid is £3.5m

by nadeem2099 Wed 26 Sep 2012, 2:28 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
The player that others were going for continues to bring in the bids.
He currently has a 300% mark up on his value which is akin to Bull buying Eriksen.
So the current bid is £3.5m

by **Afro** Wed 26 Sep 2012, 2:33 pm

Wrong player Zizou

Nad - just PM'd you

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed 26 Sep 2012, 2:38 pm

Wrong player Zizou

How would you know? I think its the right players, your just trying to get me out of bidding more.

by **Afro** Wed 26 Sep 2012, 2:41 pm

Maybe I know, maybe I don't.

by nadeem2099 Wed 26 Sep 2012, 2:48 pm

Does anyone know what this smiley means - mo2

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed 26 Sep 2012, 2:51 pm

Its means Chinese man?

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 26 Sep 2012, 2:52 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-19727779

Just when you thought Kelvin McKenzie couldn't sink any lower...

by FIFA Diva Wed 26 Sep 2012, 2:54 pm

It's called a Dirty Sanchez Nadeem.

by **Afro** Wed 26 Sep 2012, 2:55 pm

I despise Kelvin MacKenzie

by nadeem2099 Wed 26 Sep 2012, 2:59 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:It's called a Dirty Sanchez Nadeem.

Explain in more detail oh wise old man viva Headscratch

by Marky Wed 26 Sep 2012, 3:00 pm

Kelvin MacKenzie thinks he's a victim? Did you know Justin Fashanu only ever came out as an openly gay footballer because The Sun (and editor Kelvin MacKenzie) threatened to publish pictures of him and would break the story before him. And how did that end?

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed 26 Sep 2012, 3:01 pm

Hero, ive PMed you my draft. If I dont get the players I will hold Bull responsible

by Marky Wed 26 Sep 2012, 3:18 pm

Hero wrote:
Marky wrote:
TwisT wrote:Ok Marky, calm down. I was trying to be ironic

You only succeeded in being moronic

I know, but now I want to see who's got the highest value squad and value per player as per TM seeing as we're finishing!

My total squad ended up worth 364.6m with an average value per player of 15.2m

AC ALSOAM Total Squad Value - £357.3m
Average value per player - £14.9m

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed 26 Sep 2012, 3:44 pm

by nadeem2099 Wed 26 Sep 2012, 3:47 pm

Nick that smiley is banned on this league. Please remove it.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed 26 Sep 2012, 3:52 pm

Nick that smiley is banned on this league. Please remove it.

Nadeem, who are you talking to? I put the smiley up, me the Headbutting Zebra!

by nadeem2099 Wed 26 Sep 2012, 3:58 pm

Can I call you Zebra of Fury then? Or ZOF for short.

by The Special Juan Wed 26 Sep 2012, 5:01 pm

Spoiler:

by Marky Wed 26 Sep 2012, 5:12 pm

Interesting TalkSport debate this evening.

If David Moyes doesn't win a trophy during his Everton career, does it mean he has failed as Everton manager?

by GSC Wed 26 Sep 2012, 5:17 pm

Not at all. Given their resources, its a wonder hes kept them in the top half of the premiership.

by Marky Wed 26 Sep 2012, 6:10 pm

An amazing new Spanish team name just cropped up in my head!

Load of Balearics

by Bull Wed 26 Sep 2012, 6:13 pm

thats not amazing.

by sodhat Wed 26 Sep 2012, 6:41 pm

I don't think I've come across anyone that is less impressed by things than you Bull. You're like a humour vacuum.

by Marky Wed 26 Sep 2012, 6:47 pm

Bull, I could go for Madrid Rising if you'd prefer, Mr Comedy.

by GSC Wed 26 Sep 2012, 6:52 pm

I kinda imagine Bull as Buzz Killington from Family Guy

by sodhat Wed 26 Sep 2012, 6:56 pm

"Who wants to hear a story about a bridge?"

I actually do, if you have one Bull.

by sodhat Wed 26 Sep 2012, 6:58 pm

Also, I'm going out to eat on a whim so I may not get tactics up in time and if I do they may be booze fuelled.

by The Special Juan Wed 26 Sep 2012, 7:00 pm

"This fellow's having trouble riding a bicycle. Do you know why? Because he's a Scot!"

"I thought it would be very drole if we were to look at some etchings."

etc

by **Afro** Wed 26 Sep 2012, 7:10 pm

Marky wrote:Interesting TalkSport debate this evening.

If David Moyes doesn't win a trophy during his Everton career, does it mean he has failed as Everton manager?

No. It would be nice to win a trophy, but what he has achieved in terms of establishing things at the club, building a squad who are realistically consider potential trophy winners, when with our finances we should have gone down years ago. Success is all relative and IMO he has been a massive success

by Marky Wed 26 Sep 2012, 7:11 pm

sodhat wrote:Also, I'm going out to eat on a whim so I may not get tactics up in time and if I do they may be booze fuelled.

I've no objections if they go up tomorrow thumbsup

by Bull Wed 26 Sep 2012, 7:18 pm

no i just find it pathetic that people on here try so hard to be funny

by GSC Wed 26 Sep 2012, 7:34 pm

I thought most people on here just are funny tbh. You just don't have a sense of humour Buzz

by The Special Juan Wed 26 Sep 2012, 7:47 pm

Old guy plays tonight!!!!

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/marnick-vermijl/profil/spieler_110798.html

by nadeem2099 Wed 26 Sep 2012, 7:56 pm

What did one hat say to another?

Spoiler:

by Marky Wed 26 Sep 2012, 8:50 pm

TheBrahmaBull wrote:no i just find it pathetic that people on here try so hard to be funny

Jeremy Forrest, the only Maths teacher who thinks 30+15=69 drumroll

by The Special Juan Wed 26 Sep 2012, 8:51 pm

Marky wrote:
TheBrahmaBull wrote:no i just find it pathetic that people on here try so hard to be funny

Jeremy Forrest, the only Maths teacher who thinks 30+15=69

by **Hero** Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:01 pm

Maths test of the day.
If a 30 year old school teacher takes a 15 year old pupil 120 miles to france at an average speed of 40 miles per hour, how many years will he get in prison??

by Bull Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:04 pm

when are results hero for the draft?

by The Special Juan Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:05 pm

Will he get any years in prison? I'm not sure what he's done wrong, unless he's done the dirty with her.

by **Hero** Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:11 pm

I don't think he's gone there to see the scenery.

by Marky Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:13 pm

He's gone there to avoid prison.

by Bull Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:15 pm

TheBrahmaBull wrote:when are results hero for the draft?

by **Hero** Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:19 pm

When do you think the results may be Bull?

by Bull Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:30 pm

today?

by GSC Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:34 pm

I'm having a quiet draft if it is lol

by Marky Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:59 pm

Bull, the deadline is Friday. So the results will be up Friday.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:30 pm

Summary of Norwich vs Doncaster game.

1st half - Half decent game, Tettey scored. Legend.
2nd half - I literally wanted to stick needles in my eyes. It was that boring.

Overall summary - Tettey and Butterfield looked good. We still cannot finish our chances for some reason. Hopefully Kane aint injured for too long. And Chris Martin literally played worse than a Sunday League Footballer.

by **Afro** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 8:28 am

The Special Juan wrote:Will he get any years in prison? I'm not sure what he's done wrong, unless he's done the dirty with her.

I think this classes as kidnap as he took her off without her parents permission. Whether she went willingly or not, it's kidnap