Euro Division Homepage XXXI

by **Hero** Sun 23 Sep 2012, 9:21 pm

First topic message reminder :

606V2 EURODivision

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Countries for Reboot

Zidane - Italy
Russell - Germany
Treble - Germany
Marky - Spain
Nadeem - England
Olly - Italy
Hero - Spain
Gregers - Spain
Fernando - England
Sodhat - Italy
Twist - Germany
Viva - England
Afro - Italy
Bull - Germany
New Player - Spain
Tooze - England

Here’s how it basically works.
You have a budget of 100m to purchase a squad with the following stipulations:

1. You MUST have a minimum of 6 players from the country designated to you.
2. You MUST have a minimum of 3 players that were born on or after 1st October 1991.
3. You CANNOT go over the squad limit of 25.

To buy your squad then you must make sealed bids for the players. How this works is that you check the value of the players on TM, the MINIMUM cost is what their value is on there, but you can bid more than that as others may wish to buy that player. The maximum value of a player that you can bid for is £12m although may wish to bid more than that in order to acquire him.
So for example;
Bull places a sealed bid of 875k for Paul Scholes as that is the TM value.
Viva places a sealed bid of 1m for Scholes as he thinks others may be bidding for him.

Viva therefore wins.

ALL squads are PM’d to myself and a designated neutral party (to ensure fairplay I will send my squad list first so it cannot be said I’ve gazumped anyone). I then reveal who has got which player in the first draft.
We continue the process until everyone has then spent up and we move onto the Star Player bid which works under the same principle although you have a budget of 25m + whatever remained from your normal bids for ONE player who has a value up to 25m

Clarification: Betting players or money between 2 clubs is strictly prohibited

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Participants: Olly, T5J, Twi5t, 5odhat, Ru55, Nando, Marky (if we spoon feed him), Greger5

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Everyone in Premier League (who votes on Championship) send their results to:
Hero

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Olly

To Qualify for the £2M Bonus, teams need to post their tactics by Midnight on Wednesday and PM their results by Midnight on Friday

Premier League

Real Ale Sociedad - TwisT

Tactics

The London Silly Nannies - Sodhat

Injuries

AC ALittleSilhouetteoOfAMan (AC ALSOAM) - Marky

Lawyers

Viva City - VivaPaulScholes

Fixtures

Athletico Bilbao Baggins FC - Hero

Results

Jacamos United - The Special Juan

Table

Hangover 69 - Gregers

Treble's Revenge - onlytreblewinners

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Championship

Holton FC - Olly

Tactics

Barearselona - Fernando

Injuries

Real NADrid©®™ V2 - Nadeem

Lawyers

Substandard Liege - Afro

Fixtures

Neymar FC - cherriesfan

Results

Go Ahead Eagles - Russell_Elmo

Table

Gotham City Rovers - TheBrahmaBull

City Of Norwich FC - ncfc_Tooze

by **Afro** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:27 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Beer stop calling people gay. How old are you 10?

I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?

by FIFA Diva Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:28 pm

sodhat wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Beer stop calling people gay. How old are you 10?

Let's be fair Viva, you've said some similarly immature stuff on here...

Yeah that was the old Viva, this is new mature Viva.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
n 06 pate eh, Nick?
What you gonna have it with? French stick? Melba toast?
Who you talking to Beer?
I made a typo, meant Audi A3, 06 plate. Got the S-Line too, really pulls when you put your foot down.

Nice, when did you start driving?

Beer wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Beer stop calling people gay. How old are you 10?

Your mum!

I banged your sister. #OOOOSHHH

by GSC Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:29 pm

#nospacesinhashtags

#illbejackingitinsandiego

by TwisT Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:34 pm

I often think that Bull is actually the sane person here

by sodhat Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:37 pm

If Bull is the benchmark of sanity, it is a sobering day for us all.

by Marky Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:38 pm

Bull is actually 45 years old playing the role of an angry teenager.

Viva, my car was a 1997 Fiat Punto, bought for £275 last year, lasted 12 months before failing it's MOT the other day and I scrapped it for £110. Not bad value for money considering the maintenance costs of a car these days.

Getting a 1999 Ford Focus tomorrow so I wont be around.

Can I have my draft results today?

by Trebs Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:38 pm

Would the rerurn of captaon hoofhands raisr the classoness of the comversatio? ghost

by **Afro** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:39 pm

Have you finalised the drafts yet?

by FIFA Diva Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:41 pm

Marky wrote:Bull is actually 45 years old playing the role of an angry teenager.

Viva, my car was a 1997 Fiat Punto, bought for £275 last year, lasted 12 months before failing it's MOT the other day and I scrapped it for £110. Not bad value for money considering the maintenance costs of a car these days.

Getting a 1999 Ford Focus tomorrow so I wont be around.

Can I have my draft results today?

Nobody try to attempt to post anything funny because you won't beat that comment.

by sodhat Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:42 pm

onlytreblewinners wrote:Would the rerurn of captaon hoofhands raisr the classoness of the comversatio?

Judging by that comment...probably not.

by FIFA Diva Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:42 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Beer stop calling people gay. How old are you 10?

I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?

by Trebs Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:44 pm

sodhat wrote:
onlytreblewinners wrote:Would the rerurn of captaon hoofhands raisr the classoness of the comversatio?

Judging by that comment...probably not.

fine. Goobye.

by **Afro** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:47 pm

onlytreblewinners wrote:
sodhat wrote:
onlytreblewinners wrote:Would the rerurn of captaon hoofhands raisr the classoness of the comversatio?

Judging by that comment...probably not.

fine. Goobye.

Mouse is either going, or he is calling you a good boy

by sodhat Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:47 pm

onlytreblewinners wrote:
sodhat wrote:
onlytreblewinners wrote:Would the rerurn of captaon hoofhands raisr the classoness of the comversatio?

Judging by that comment...probably not.

fine. Goobye.

You need a bigger phone keyboard!

by Bull Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:49 pm

im not 45 viva you silly idiot

by Marky Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:50 pm

TheBrahmaBull wrote:im not 45 viva you silly idiot

LANGUAGE LIKE THAT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED ON THIS BOARD

by sodhat Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:50 pm

Especially not at his age. He should know better.

by Bull Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:51 pm

shut up.

by GSC Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:51 pm

MY EYES THEY BLEED

by GSC Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:52 pm

You always have to lower the tone don't you Buzz?

by **Afro** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:52 pm

If anything we should be listening to Bull and doing what he asks.

I was brought up to respect my elders

by FIFA Diva Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:53 pm

TheBrahmaBull wrote:im not 45 viva you silly idiot

I want to fight you! boxing

by Marky Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:53 pm

Turns out when Bull has guests round, he's hosting "Come Dine With Me" style dinners for strangers.

by GSC Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:56 pm

So we've established so far that Bull is a 45 year old man named Buzz Killington who imitates a teenager and hosts dinner parties for strangers

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:56 pm

Nice, when did you start driving?

Already am driving......well.....lets leave it at that Laugh

Booking my test this payday if I can afford it or next payday. The A3 cost enough. She was desperate for a car and with the solicitors taking ages over her claim (from crash earlier in the year) I paid the deposit so im a bit skint.

by Marky Thu 27 Sep 2012, 12:58 pm

GSC wrote:So we've established so far that Bull is a 45 year old man named Buzz Killington who imitates a teenager and hosts dinner parties for strangers

Buzz Killington

Hmm...

by FIFA Diva Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:02 pm

Thats cool Zidane, A3 are nice cars. Good luck with the test.

Is Bull Olly, Cherries and Crickets older brother now? Or was that just a lie.

by TwisT Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:05 pm

Bull is Yoda. Don't diss him.

by sodhat Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:05 pm

If you all took a driving test tomorrow, driving the way you do now, would you pass?

I'd fail on manouvres for sure and probably speed.

by Marky Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:06 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Is Bull Olly, Cherries and Crickets older brother now? Or was that just a lie.

Bull is actually their biological dad but rents the spare room from myself and their mother. I'm their stepdad and the tension is high as Bull shares our dinnertime.

by sodhat Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:07 pm

Marky wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Is Bull Olly, Cherries and Crickets older brother now? Or was that just a lie.

Bull is actually their biological dad but rents the spare room from myself and their mother. I'm their stepdad and the tension is high as Bull shares our dinnertime.

He doesn't share your bedtime as well does he?

by Marky Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:08 pm

sodhat wrote:If you all took a driving test tomorrow, driving the way you do now, would you pass?

I'd fail on manouvres for sure and probably speed.

Having done a Driving Awareness Course last week (punishment for being caught speeding and the alternative was 3 points), i'd stand a much better chance of passing now than I would have last week!

by Marky Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:08 pm

sodhat wrote:
Marky wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Is Bull Olly, Cherries and Crickets older brother now? Or was that just a lie.

Bull is actually their biological dad but rents the spare room from myself and their mother. I'm their stepdad and the tension is high as Bull shares our dinnertime.

He doesn't share your bedtime as well does he?

No, I go out to the pub for a few beers, leaving ol' Straight Edge with their mother AKA Bull's ex.

by **Afro** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:08 pm

Marky - what's a repeater?

by TwisT Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:09 pm

Can you fail on swearing? I seem to be doing a lot of that while driving now. Comes with age. A running commentary of a grumpy old man in your head.

by **Afro** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:10 pm

Marky wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Is Bull Olly, Cherries and Crickets older brother now? Or was that just a lie.

Bull is actually their biological dad but rents the spare room from myself and their mother. I'm their stepdad and the tension is high as Bull shares our dinnertime.

I can imagine the tension is caused by your love of a joke and Bull's complete dislike of anything humourous

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:10 pm

If you all took a driving test tomorrow, driving the way you do now, would you pass?

Nope!! Thats why I failed earlier in the year. I didnt get a single major but I got something like 46 minors.

by sodhat Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:10 pm

Marky wrote:
sodhat wrote:If you all took a driving test tomorrow, driving the way you do now, would you pass?

I'd fail on manouvres for sure and probably speed.

Having done a Driving Awareness Course last week (punishment for being caught speeding and the alternative was 3 points), i'd stand a much better chance of passing now than I would have last week!

I used to work with a guy who did the advanced driving thing you can do. He was very proud of the fact, but he was a terrible driver. He was convinced he was a great driver but he crashed the work security vehicle about four times and they took it out of his wages...

by Marky Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:10 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:Marky - what's a repeater?

Something to do with transmitting signals I think, why?

by sodhat Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:11 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
If you all took a driving test tomorrow, driving the way you do now, would you pass?
Nope!! Thats why I failed earlier in the year. I didnt get a single major but I got something like 46 minors.

Was it your first test?

I failed my first test, and I mean really failed. I had 1 dangerous, 2 majors and about 20 minors.

by **Hero** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:13 pm

I passed on my third attempt.
Though that was 19 years ago! Didn't even have Theory tests etc back then.

by **Afro** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:13 pm

Marky wrote:
BigFellasAfro wrote:Marky - what's a repeater?

Something to do with transmitting signals I think, why?

I did the same course and was just seeing if you were paying attention.

You failed!

by TwisT Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:14 pm

I failed my theory then passed it on my second go. Passed first time and did Pass Plus just to lower the insurance.

by **Afro** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:14 pm

Hero wrote:I passed on my third attempt.
Though that was 19 years ago! Didn't even have Theory tests etc back then.

If you could get your horse to pull the cart from A to B without running over any peasents you passed wasn't it?

by Marky Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:15 pm

I passed first time, with about 11 minors, although I was a learner for a good 7-8 months!

My mate failed his first test, told everyone how the best drivers pass second time around as they learn more, and promptly failed his second test Laugh

by **Hero** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:16 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:
Hero wrote:I passed on my third attempt.
Though that was 19 years ago! Didn't even have Theory tests etc back then.

If you could get your horse to pull the cart from A to B without running over any peasents you passed wasn't it?

That was the problem, the braking distance on a stagecoach wasn't very good especially with begging urchins on the road.

by Marky Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:17 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:
Marky wrote:
BigFellasAfro wrote:Marky - what's a repeater?

Something to do with transmitting signals I think, why?

I did the same course and was just seeing if you were paying attention.

You failed!

I didn't fail. I got away without the points!

Plus I now have a copy of the Highway Code, something I hadn't even looked at since passing my test despite it being part of your licence that you must be updated with the rules of the road. Still haven't read it yet though.

by sodhat Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:17 pm

Marky wrote:I passed first time, with about 11 minors, although I was a learner for a good 7-8 months!

My mate failed his first test, told everyone how the best drivers pass second time around as they learn more, and promptly failed his second test

My mate passed on attempt 7. If your friends theory is true he is the greatest driver known to man.

He did crash into someones front garden though, straight through the fence.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:20 pm

Yeah first one soddy.
I just have bad habbits. Learnt in school but never passed, since then ive just driven cars here and there and picked up too many bad habbits.

by Marky Thu 27 Sep 2012, 1:21 pm

sodhat wrote:
Marky wrote:I passed first time, with about 11 minors, although I was a learner for a good 7-8 months!

My mate failed his first test, told everyone how the best drivers pass second time around as they learn more, and promptly failed his second test

My mate passed on attempt 7. If your friends theory is true he is the greatest driver known to man.

He did crash into someones front garden though, straight through the fence.

Was that on the test?!

In a sitcom, he'd sheepishly look at the examiner and ask "So, how did I do?"