Euro Division Homepage XXXII

by **Hero** Thu 27 Sep 2012, 2:54 pm

First topic message reminder :

606V2 EURODivision

Announcements

Countries for Reboot

Zidane - Italy
Russell - Germany
Treble - Germany
Marky - Spain
Nadeem - England
Olly - Italy
Hero - Spain
Gregers - Spain
Fernando - England
Sodhat - Italy
Twist - Germany
Viva - England
Afro - Italy
Bull - Germany
New Player - Spain
Tooze - England

Here’s how it basically works.
You have a budget of 100m to purchase a squad with the following stipulations:

1. You MUST have a minimum of 6 players from the country designated to you.
2. You MUST have a minimum of 3 players that were born on or after 1st October 1991.
3. You CANNOT go over the squad limit of 25.

To buy your squad then you must make sealed bids for the players. How this works is that you check the value of the players on TM, the MINIMUM cost is what their value is on there, but you can bid more than that as others may wish to buy that player. The maximum value of a player that you can bid for is £12m although may wish to bid more than that in order to acquire him.
So for example;
Bull places a sealed bid of 875k for Paul Scholes as that is the TM value.
Viva places a sealed bid of 1m for Scholes as he thinks others may be bidding for him.

Viva therefore wins.

ALL squads are PM’d to myself and a designated neutral party (to ensure fairplay I will send my squad list first so it cannot be said I’ve gazumped anyone). I then reveal who has got which player in the first draft.
We continue the process until everyone has then spent up and we move onto the Star Player bid which works under the same principle although you have a budget of 25m + whatever remained from your normal bids for ONE player who has a value up to 25m

Clarification: Betting players or money between 2 clubs is strictly prohibited

Sign up now for the Euro Division Telegraph Fantasy Football League!

Participants: Olly, T5J, Twi5t, 5odhat, Ru55, Nando, Marky (if we spoon feed him), Greger5

Telegraph League Details:
606v2 Euro Division
PIN: 8008569

Everyone in Premier League (who votes on Championship) send their results to:
Hero

Everyone in Championship (who votes on Premier League) send their results to:
Olly

To Qualify for the £2M Bonus, teams need to post their tactics by Midnight on Wednesday and PM their results by Midnight on Friday

Premier League

Real Ale Sociedad - TwisT

Tactics

The London Silly Nannies - Sodhat

Injuries

AC ALittleSilhouetteoOfAMan (AC ALSOAM) - Marky

Lawyers

Viva City - VivaPaulScholes

Fixtures

Athletico Bilbao Baggins FC - Hero

Results

Jacamos United - The Special Juan

Table

Hangover 69 - Gregers

Treble's Revenge - onlytreblewinners

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Championship

Holton FC - Olly

Tactics

Barearselona - Fernando

Injuries

Real NADrid©®™ V2 - Nadeem

Lawyers

Substandard Liege - Afro

Fixtures

Neymar FC - cherriesfan

Results

Go Ahead Eagles - Russell_Elmo

Table

Gotham City Rovers - TheBrahmaBull

City Of Norwich FC - ncfc_Tooze

by **Hero** Sun 30 Sep 2012, 8:33 am

Note for Viva.

The new Deadmau5 album is belting, well worth getting.

by **Afro** Sun 30 Sep 2012, 11:06 am

Trying to think of an Italian team name and the best one I came up with was German - Werder Beermen

by GSC Sun 30 Sep 2012, 11:09 am

Inter the twilight zone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JhuOicPFZY

by **Afro** Sun 30 Sep 2012, 11:11 am

I did come up with Under Brescia, and the other alternative is Pie-cenza that we came up with the other day

by Marky Sun 30 Sep 2012, 11:18 am

Under Brescia is good, I'd go with Rome Alone 2.

by Bull Sun 30 Sep 2012, 11:18 am

just come up with a normalish team name is does not have to be "funny"

by Marky Sun 30 Sep 2012, 11:23 am

Comedy Bull is here Euro Division Homepage XXXII - Page 11 3559488474

How about;

Inter Bull's bum

by GSC Sun 30 Sep 2012, 11:26 am

Marky wrote:Comedy Bull is here

How about;

Inter Bull's bum

STOP BEINF UNFUNNY MARKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Jokes I laughed

by Marky Sun 30 Sep 2012, 11:27 am

Grr

GRR!!!!!!!!!!111oneoneone!!!11!

by Bull Sun 30 Sep 2012, 11:27 am

enough with the BS jokes

by GSC Sun 30 Sep 2012, 11:29 am

BS=Butt Sensitivity?

by **Afro** Sun 30 Sep 2012, 11:34 am

TheBrahmaBull wrote:just come up with a normalish team name is does not have to be "funny"

No it doesn't have to be funny, but I choose to try and find one that I find funny.

Is that okay with you?

by sodhat Sun 30 Sep 2012, 11:37 am

Genoa is a good starting point for names I reckon.

I'm not set on mine yet so I haven't posted a page. I still like Atalanta Falcons for the American football theme.

by Bull Sun 30 Sep 2012, 11:38 am

do what you want afro.

by sodhat Sun 30 Sep 2012, 11:38 am

I'd love to see Bull in the audience at a comedy gig.

He'd be the one booing all the jokes.

by Bull Sun 30 Sep 2012, 11:40 am

no its just people on here trying so hard to be funny urine me off as there not funny

by sodhat Sun 30 Sep 2012, 11:45 am

Funny a subjective thing. Other people on here find other people funny...

Perhaps you are the odd one out?

by GSC Sun 30 Sep 2012, 11:58 am

Bull is Buzz Killington, we established this

by **Afro** Sun 30 Sep 2012, 12:13 pm

sodhat wrote:I'd love to see Bull in the audience at a comedy gig.

He'd be the one booing all the jokes.

Shouting out, "why do you try so hard to be funny?"

by **Hero** Sun 30 Sep 2012, 12:17 pm

Bull, who do you find funny?

by **Afro** Sun 30 Sep 2012, 12:20 pm

Sod - have you done your second bids on De Ceglie, Kehl and Verratti yet?

by sodhat Sun 30 Sep 2012, 12:23 pm

No - I can do today if you'd like to know?

I've got to sit and go through my second draft too.

by **Afro** Sun 30 Sep 2012, 12:27 pm

No rush.

I was looking at my second draft and Verratti will have a bearing on it, but genuinely is no rush.

Have we come to any conclusion on nationality requirements in the starting XI as obviously that also has a bearing

by Bull Sun 30 Sep 2012, 12:29 pm

Hero wrote:Bull, who do you find funny?

Will Ferrell , Ben Stiller etc

by TwisT Sun 30 Sep 2012, 12:33 pm

Hey all.....I gained 54 points on fantasy league and only went up one place Laugh

Changed my team a bit as well.

by **Afro** Sun 30 Sep 2012, 1:00 pm

More votes wanted on the Premier League playoffs please as I have only had two sets so far

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Sun 30 Sep 2012, 1:06 pm

Would just like to say that from Thusday evening next week, to Sunday afternoon I will be without internet so I won't be around, and if I am, only on my phone. I don't know if this will affect my 2nd draft/star player bids and handing them in, and finding them out?

by **Afro** Sun 30 Sep 2012, 1:07 pm

Olly - you can email me anything bulky that needs posting/submitting if you want and if it helps

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Sun 30 Sep 2012, 1:09 pm

When do our second drafts need to be in by Afro? Because that is the only real thing that I need to submit

by Marky Sun 30 Sep 2012, 1:09 pm

Bull, its now my aim to make you laugh.

It will be known as The Daily Bull Joke.

Day 1: How many black gay jewish gingers does it take to change a lightbulb? One, because we are all equal in God's eyes.

by Bull Sun 30 Sep 2012, 1:10 pm

thats not funny marky , try again tomro

when im on

by **Afro** Sun 30 Sep 2012, 1:12 pm

Olly wrote:When do our second drafts need to be in by Afro? Because that is the only real thing that I need to submit

Hasn't been set yet as we need to get through the rebids on any players that we're tied in the first draft.

Just let me know if you need me to do it. I can PM you my email address if needed and we can do it after I have posted mine so I can't take advantage

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Sun 30 Sep 2012, 1:13 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:
Olly wrote:When do our second drafts need to be in by Afro? Because that is the only real thing that I need to submit

Hasn't been set yet as we need to get through the rebids on any players that we're tied in the first draft.

Just let me know if you need me to do it. I can PM you my email address if needed and we can do it after I have posted mine so I can't take advantage

Yeah ok I will let you know nearer the time!

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Sun 30 Sep 2012, 1:13 pm

Anyways off out now so have a good day peeps

by TwisT Sun 30 Sep 2012, 1:13 pm

thats not funny marky , try again tomro
when im on

..............your period? That's a constant stream though isn't it?

by Bull Sun 30 Sep 2012, 1:14 pm

by **Afro** Sun 30 Sep 2012, 1:17 pm

Stop trying to be funny Twist.

This forum was set up for sombre chat only Rolling Eyes

by sodhat Sun 30 Sep 2012, 1:22 pm

Maybe we could have a sombre thread somewhere where we all discuss our problems in an adult manner?

by TwisT Sun 30 Sep 2012, 1:30 pm

Sombre? Jeeeez whose died?

The way I see it, we all have pops at one another. I don't complain when its aimed at me.....I just come back with a better reply Laugh

by **Afro** Sun 30 Sep 2012, 1:30 pm

sodhat wrote:

Maybe we could have a sombre thread somewhere where we all discuss our problems in an adult manner?

No, no, no! That's what this page is for. If we need a new thread, it needs to be forposts not funny people trying really hard to be funny

by sodhat Sun 30 Sep 2012, 1:31 pm

I'm bringing back the strike partnership on Fifa.

Signed Caving for Atletico and put him with Falcao. Works so far...

by **Afro** Sun 30 Sep 2012, 1:35 pm

TwisT wrote:Sombre? Jeeeez whose died?

The way I see it, we all have pops at one another. I don't complain when its aimed at me.....I just come back with a better reply

But you have to run it by Bull first because if it's trying to hard, and isn't funny (he is the official judge) then it's not allowed as it urines him off

by sodhat Sun 30 Sep 2012, 1:42 pm

This board isn't for pops at one another Twist. It's for grown up and humourless discussion about the economy and Mario Gotze.

by TwisT Sun 30 Sep 2012, 1:46 pm

Oh god.....this is too much for me.

Will the ass wipes who replaced Soddy and Afro with cereal boxes, please swap them back again

by **Afro** Sun 30 Sep 2012, 1:47 pm

We're being ironic

by sodhat Sun 30 Sep 2012, 1:51 pm

Irony isn't Bull approved Afro.

Stop now or you'll spend an hour watching speeches by John Major as punishment.

by TwisT Sun 30 Sep 2012, 1:51 pm

Oh....that's not funny.

Crap.....it is catching. MEDIC

by **Afro** Sun 30 Sep 2012, 1:53 pm

I'm pretty sure He who must not be named thinks Irony is what his mum does when she puts the creases in his jeans

by Bull Sun 30 Sep 2012, 2:25 pm

urine off and stop winding me up

by **Afro** Sun 30 Sep 2012, 2:28 pm

Sorry Bull. I have corrected my post