Jeff Drinking Game

Right just for a bit of fun let's propose some rules for a hypothetical drinking game, be it about a player, a team, or something a commentator says.

My suggestions are to drink every time

A commentator refers to London Welsh as 'Irish' or vice versa
Sarries opt to kick for goal
Joe Marler's hair is commented on
Dylan Hartley stands up in a scrum

Looseheaded wrote:Right just for a bit of fun let's propose some rules for a hypothetical drinking game, be it about a player, a team, or something a commentator says.

My suggestions are to drink every time

A commentator refers to London Welsh as 'Irish' or vice versa
Sarries opt to kick for goal
Joe Marler's hair is commented on
Dylan Hartley stands up in a scrum

You'd be completely w@nkered within half an hour with that rule.

When Stuart Barnes has his MOM picked after about 20 minutes gone.

George Carlin wrote:

Looseheaded wrote:Right just for a bit of fun let's propose some rules for a hypothetical drinking game, be it about a player, a team, or something a commentator says.

My suggestions are to drink every time

A commentator refers to London Welsh as 'Irish' or vice versa
Sarries opt to kick for goal
Joe Marler's hair is commented on
Dylan Hartley stands up in a scrum

You'd be completely w@nkered within half an hour with that rule.

Isn't that the point of drinking games?

Pete C (Kiwireddevil) wrote:

George Carlin wrote:

Looseheaded wrote:Right just for a bit of fun let's propose some rules for a hypothetical drinking game, be it about a player, a team, or something a commentator says.

My suggestions are to drink every time

A commentator refers to London Welsh as 'Irish' or vice versa
Sarries opt to kick for goal
Joe Marler's hair is commented on
Dylan Hartley stands up in a scrum

You'd be completely w@nkered within half an hour with that rule.

Isn't that the point of drinking games?

It is where I come from Pete.

Slightly off topic but I like to count the number of times during a 6 Nations that Jonathan Davies says "Harry-Door-Knee-Key", I shall now have a pint next to me when ever France play and drink instead of counting.

My liver says thank you very much for the idea.....I think it's being sarcastic though!

drink whiskey neat from bottle for the amount of seconds it takes a slow scrum half to get the ball away from a ruck. (thomas o leary of the last few years could kill you)

morn steyn up and unders would have to be linked to some kind of drinking

dublin_dave wrote:drink whiskey neat from bottle for the amount of seconds it takes a slow scrum half to get the ball away from a ruck. (thomas o leary of the last few years could kill you)

morn steyn up and unders would have to be linked to some kind of drinking

Have a good slug when a commentator on a Munster HC game waxes lyrical about POC.

Or someone says 'Jonny Wilkinson's Toulon'.

And when Gibbo mentions Madigan on V2.

You will be in yer cups.



However, if you take a draft when Jiffy says anything good about a non-Welsh team, or Andy Nicol even acknowledges that there is a non-Scottish team on the park, you are doomed to sobriety.

Hound_of_Harrow wrote:
Or someone says 'Jonny Wilkinson's Toulon'.

We have "Conor O'Shea's Harlequins" now.

Jiffy saying "Nembahs" (Translation "Numbers") Or Sean Fitz saying "the (insert players name here)'s of the world". Liver failure by the weekend.

Cipriani makes a tackle - 2 fingers

mowgli wrote:Cipriani makes a tackle - 2 fingers

I'll be staring longingly at the bottle for a long time .... good value for money on the upside.

When Jiffy says "Numbers on the..." finish your drink