No Respek FC Pass The Dutchie

by FIFA Diva Mon 01 Oct 2012, 10:12 am

Managers: Azzy and Viva

Starting Budget £125m

Current Budget £2.675m

SQUAD

GK Tim Howard
GK Jack Butland

RB Javier Zanetti
RB Andre Wisdom
RB Phil Neville
RB Sime Vrsaljko
CB Simon Kjaer
CB
CB Fabricio Coloccini
CB Brede Hangeland
LB Ashley Cole
LB Erik Pieters

DM Bruno Soriano
CM Scott Parker
CM Paul Pogba
CM Ryan Giggs
CM David Beckham
CAM Gylfi Sigurdsson
RM Zoltan Gera
LM Landon Donovan

ST Peter Odemwingie
ST Luca Toni
ST David Villa
ST Antonio Cassano

6 English players and 3 U-21

Transfers In

Spoiler:

Transfers Out

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Bonus
[spoiler]£1m for getting in tactics for leage GM1 23/10/2012
£1m for getting in tactics for leage GM2 31/10/2012/spoiler]

EXTRA Poopie FOR THAT EXTRA CLIP

Spoiler:

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon 01 Oct 2012, 10:33 am

How much for Jack Butland ??
ENQ Very Happy

by **Afro** Mon 01 Oct 2012, 10:39 am

Terrible name. Your imagination has gone downhill since you brought Azzy on board

by FIFA Diva Mon 01 Oct 2012, 10:46 am

We will have a name up soon, I need to consult Azzy before we make any decisions we work as a unit, as lovers, as partners, we communicate with each other thats the key for a healthy relationship.

by **Afro** Mon 01 Oct 2012, 10:55 am

VivaPaulScholes wrote:We will have a name up soon, I need to consult Azzy before we make any decisions we work as a unit, as lovers, as partners, we communicate with each other thats the key for a healthy relationship.

Not long before Azzy takes over and you just become a yes man, who picks tactics for West Brom players.

Azzy is now in charge and you're his bitch

by FIFA Diva Mon 01 Oct 2012, 11:04 am

BigFellasAfro wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:We will have a name up soon, I need to consult Azzy before we make any decisions we work as a unit, as lovers, as partners, we communicate with each other thats the key for a healthy relationship.

Not long before Azzy takes over and you just become a yes man, who picks tactics for West Brom players.

Azzy is now in charge and you're his bitch

OH EM GEE!!! How dare you say that? Me and Azzy have a really good relationship, we talk to each other on our Xbox Mic for hours an hours, I didn't tell anyone that because I don't like to brag about stuff. I'll never be a yes man I am my own man but I can respect and admire another great manager in Azzy and that don't mean I'll bend over for him. I think someone is jealous that Azzy has stole his limelight. Whistle

Azzy = The White Jesus

by **Afro** Mon 01 Oct 2012, 11:07 am

OK. You carry on losing your credibility.

I've got a team name for you:

"I've got to check that with Azzy" Rovers

by FIFA Diva Mon 01 Oct 2012, 11:18 am

I sense that you're scared of me and Azzy teaming up, it's like if Tupac and Biggie created a joint album it would be so awesome that our ears would blow off because of the pure greatness of two of the best rappers of all time.

So please carry on with your messages because all it shows is that you are very very scared of us two, funny how it's you who needed to make the effort to post on our page the other managers didn't. Insecure? Lack of confidence? We are here to help you Afro, I love you, let me hug you please don't reject my offer xxxx

by sodhat Mon 01 Oct 2012, 11:22 am

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I sense that you're scared of me and Azzy teaming up, it's like if Tupac and Biggie created a joint album it would be so awesome that our ears would blow off because of the pure greatness of two of the best rappers of all time.

So please carry on with your messages because all it shows is that you are very very scared of us two, funny how it's you who needed to make the effort to post on our page the other managers didn't. Insecure? Lack of confidence? We are here to help you Afro, I love you, let me hug you please don't reject my offer xxxx

You couldn't be more wrong here Viva.

J from 5ive is the greatest rapper of all time.

by FIFA Diva Mon 01 Oct 2012, 11:56 am

Sorry but J was exposed as a fraud and a liar, he didn't come from the streets, he didn't rob or kill anyone, never sold drugs, he never had trouble with the police. He is a fake and he got dissed by S Club 7 on a rare pirate radio station.

by FIFA Diva Mon 01 Oct 2012, 11:57 am

An why did Afro delete his comment? Laugh

by sodhat Mon 01 Oct 2012, 11:59 am

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Sorry but J was exposed as a fraud and a liar, he didn't come from the streets, he didn't rob or kill anyone, never sold drugs, he never had trouble with the police. He is a fake and he got dissed by S Club 7 on a rare pirate radio station.

I've worked it out.

J is Tupac. Tupac wanted out of the gang wars so faked his death in 1996, had surgery and formed the greatest boyband of all time in 1997. It all adds up.

If you asked J/Tupac about it, he'd probably laugh and call you a nutter, but that just proves it's all true.

by **Afro** Mon 01 Oct 2012, 12:05 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:An why did Afro delete his comment?

I didn't

by FIFA Diva Mon 01 Oct 2012, 12:16 pm

sodhat wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Sorry but J was exposed as a fraud and a liar, he didn't come from the streets, he didn't rob or kill anyone, never sold drugs, he never had trouble with the police. He is a fake and he got dissed by S Club 7 on a rare pirate radio station.

I've worked it out.

J is Tupac. Tupac wanted out of the gang wars so faked his death in 1996, had surgery and formed the greatest boyband of all time in 1997. It all adds up.

If you asked J/Tupac about it, he'd probably laugh and call you a nutter, but that just proves it's all true.

Tupac was not a buster, he would never pierce his brow because thats a batty thing to do for a West Life Thug gangsta. It's all lies that someone made I bet it was Snoop Dogg he seemed a bit jealous of Tupac a bit like Afro,

by FIFA Diva Mon 01 Oct 2012, 12:16 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:An why did Afro delete his comment?

I didn't

Yes you did.

by sodhat Mon 01 Oct 2012, 12:21 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
sodhat wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Sorry but J was exposed as a fraud and a liar, he didn't come from the streets, he didn't rob or kill anyone, never sold drugs, he never had trouble with the police. He is a fake and he got dissed by S Club 7 on a rare pirate radio station.

I've worked it out.

J is Tupac. Tupac wanted out of the gang wars so faked his death in 1996, had surgery and formed the greatest boyband of all time in 1997. It all adds up.

If you asked J/Tupac about it, he'd probably laugh and call you a nutter, but that just proves it's all true.

Tupac was not a buster, he would never pierce his brow because thats a batty thing to do for a West Life Thug gangsta. It's all lies that someone made I bet it was Snoop Dogg he seemed a bit jealous of Tupac a bit like Afro,

If you wanted out of the rap wars, then why would you act the same as you were before hand? You'd get found out.

It's a smokescreen. No one expects Tupac to be a white man from Hampshire, with an eyebrow piercing. He fooled us all for too long and now it's time to expose him.

by **Afro** Mon 01 Oct 2012, 12:23 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
BigFellasAfro wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:An why did Afro delete his comment?

I didn't

Yes you did.

I posted a comment, but twas not me that deleted it. There was nothing offensive in it either.

by FIFA Diva Mon 01 Oct 2012, 12:28 pm

Sodhat I agree Tupac is alive but he is in hiding in Jamaica with Bob Markley, Elvis, John Lennon and all the other greats smoking a big fat reefa. He will be back on the scene in 2017 with a new album I can't wait.

Afro I did see the comment I know it wasn't offensive.

by Guest Fri 05 Oct 2012, 9:22 am

Vives you need to update this page bruv, show the world how great our team is

by FIFA Diva Fri 05 Oct 2012, 9:38 am

Yeah no doubt baby, I'll get it on now. x

by Guest Mon 08 Oct 2012, 11:46 am

Viva, update the team with:

Andre Wisdom, RB, £1.5m
Luca Toni, ST, £500k
Bruno Soriano, MF, £7m

Then tell me which of Egil Ostendtadt / Tim Flowers we're going for in the Star Player draft.

by FIFA Diva Mon 08 Oct 2012, 12:12 pm

Sorted x

Didn't you get my message about Eyal Berkovic?

by Guest Mon 08 Oct 2012, 12:15 pm

Yep. I think him and John Hartson in the same team would work really well boxing

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon 08 Oct 2012, 12:41 pm

Interesting team Zizou...I'd not want to have to pick an XI out of that! So many 50/50 choices to make.

Azzy, interesting good or interesting bad?

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon 08 Oct 2012, 2:08 pm

Cheers Azzy.

I aimed to get a good all round squad depth. I think I made a mistake with Tim Huddleping tho. Hasnt played much for Spurs and I should of gone with Toite in the 1st round draft. Missing out on Diaby & Tiote has dented my what should be been good midfield.

by Guest Mon 08 Oct 2012, 2:29 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:I think I made a mistake with Tim Huddleping

You may deny it, but there is no way that this disease-ridden zebra is not Nick. That was your phrase of choice for Mr Huddlestone every time Laugh

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon 08 Oct 2012, 2:34 pm

Err actually Afro called him Tom Huddleping the other day, thats where I picked it up from, didnt realise Viva calls him that too.

by FIFA Diva Mon 08 Oct 2012, 2:41 pm

disease-ridden zebra ha you just got cussed you panda wannabe crackhead.

Azzy don't go to hard on Zebra he is a good bloke I don't want you to break him.

by **Afro** Mon 08 Oct 2012, 2:42 pm

I did indeed call him Huddleping as does Viva Ok!

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon 08 Oct 2012, 2:49 pm

Im not disease-ridden Sad

youve made me sad now Azzy

by Guest Mon 08 Oct 2012, 2:52 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Im not disease-ridden
youve made me sad now Azzy

Good, that's one off my bucket list:

~~1. See West Brom win something~~
~~2. Meet Warwick Davis~~
~~3. Make a zebra cry~~
4. Appear in I Can Cook

Maybe Beer can come along and threaten us all again Laugh

by **Afro** Mon 08 Oct 2012, 2:56 pm

Azzy Mahmood wrote:
4. Appear in I Can Cook

If you get to meet Katy Ashworth, can I come along....

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon 08 Oct 2012, 2:57 pm

Maybe Beer can come along and threaten us all again

Shhhh, hes like Beetlejuice, say his name three times and he pops up

by Beer Mon 08 Oct 2012, 2:57 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
Maybe Beer can come along and threaten us all again
Shhhh, hes like Beetlejuice, say his name three times and he pops up

No Respek FC Pass The Dutchie 3559488474

by **Afro** Mon 08 Oct 2012, 2:59 pm

Beer wrote:
Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
Maybe Beer can come along and threaten us all again
Shhhh, hes like Beetlejuice, say his name three times and he pops up

Or he's like one thrid of Beetlejuice

by Marky Mon 08 Oct 2012, 3:00 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:
Azzy Mahmood wrote:
4. Appear in I Can Cook

If you get to meet Katy Ashworth, can I come along....

Attractive and can do the cooking. What's not to like?

by **Afro** Mon 08 Oct 2012, 3:02 pm

Marky wrote:
BigFellasAfro wrote:
Azzy Mahmood wrote:
4. Appear in I Can Cook

If you get to meet Katy Ashworth, can I come along....

Attractive and can do the cooking. What's not to like?

And has both arms....

will that get me banned?

by Guest Mon 08 Oct 2012, 3:03 pm

Marky wrote:
BigFellasAfro wrote:
Azzy Mahmood wrote:
4. Appear in I Can Cook

If you get to meet Katy Ashworth, can I come along....

Attractive and can do the cooking. What's not to like?

She was in Greenwich Park last year. Didn't find out until after my lunchbreak Sad

My son still calls that bird 'Stumpy' Laugh

by sodhat Mon 08 Oct 2012, 3:04 pm

*Inter King Beer's Mum's South End

Sorry, but if you're going to have a pop, I'd like a grammatically correct pop.

by FIFA Diva Mon 08 Oct 2012, 3:07 pm

Oh no Piers Morgan has found his way to 606v2.

by sodhat Mon 08 Oct 2012, 3:08 pm

I wish you'd spelt something wrong there so I could correct it...

by FIFA Diva Mon 08 Oct 2012, 3:09 pm

sodhat wrote:I wish you'd spelt something wrong there so I could correct it...

I know, that is why I checked it twice before I posted. I don't feel comfortable posting knowing you will be on my shoulder correcting my grammar and spelling. I had to Google the word grammar to make sure I got it right because of you. Sad

by sodhat Mon 08 Oct 2012, 3:12 pm

Sorry Viva, I won't do it again, I promise.

If I did it all the time on the league I'd be correcting everything Bull and cherries ever said, and I'd have even less time to do my actual job.

by FIFA Diva Mon 08 Oct 2012, 3:17 pm

sodhat wrote:Sorry Viva, I won't do it again, I promise.

If I did it all the time on the league I'd be correcting everything Bull and cherries ever said, and I'd have even less time to do my actual job.

I don't mind you doing it cause I like you. You're only saying it to help me xxx

Unlike that Zebra who secretly wishes he was a Panda that disease ridden rat.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon 08 Oct 2012, 3:27 pm

Unlike that Zebra who secretly wishes he was a Panda that disease ridden rat.

Zebra, Panda & Rat! So you address me as a Zebra adn then end by addressing me as a disease ridden rat. Something not quite right there Viva

by ncfc_Tooze Mon 08 Oct 2012, 3:30 pm

PM FOR VIVA

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Mon 08 Oct 2012, 3:33 pm

PM FOR VIVA

Prime Minister for Viva?

by Guest Mon 08 Oct 2012, 3:49 pm

Vives, you need a dot after the 'C'. xx

by FIFA Diva Mon 08 Oct 2012, 3:52 pm

Done

by **Afro** Mon 08 Oct 2012, 4:00 pm

Why even bring Beer into it?

You are all as bad as each other when it comes to wumming each other. After the events of Friday, don't you think you should just move on

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