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Gotham City Rovers - TheBrahmaBull

City Of Norwich FC - ncfc_Tooze

2-2 is not a bad result. It was a good game but Barca's defence fell apart as shown by ronaldo's second goal. Real didn't do enough of through balls and try and beat the offside trap against this makeshift defence.

What the hell is up with FIFA 13...haven't been able to connect to the EA servers all weekend, can't even tweet them cause their account is overloaded with people complaining, and there's no other apparent outlet for my rage

Morning all.

TheBrahmaBull wrote:can we have are draft results pls?

Yello,
Azzy, dont bother tweeting EASports they never responde. I purchased some points for my UT and they never registered. Twtted them and got nothing, couldnt find a contact email on the website, even made a thread on the forums thinking an EA admin would get back to me, nope, not a thing. They've sold you the game, what more do they care?

I've got 9 in, plus another 3 definately not submitting (maybe more I may have missed someone telling me they weren't submitting). So would still be waiting on 4

Viva
Zinedine
Nadeem
Russ

Now I do have a star player bid from Nad which may mean he is not doing a 3rd draft

Does 3rd draf go to Afro? I will send now.

Send to Afro, Zizou

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/rugby-league/19863795



Loved his comment: "Just coming out the hospital to go home... Seriously feel like I've left something?"

The last two paragraphs of that article makes me physically cringe. I used to know a guy that fell out of a tree onto a picket fence and split his sack, lost a nut.

I used to know a guy that fell out of a tree onto a picket fence and split his sack, lost a nut.

Ohhhh #BadTimes

Morning

I know a guy that lost a testicle and he was proud of it and willing to show me.

Going to do our draft now.

I know a guy that lost a testicle and he was proud of it and willing to show me.

Did you have a look at it?

Morning folks.

With Viva and Zinedine doing their drafts now, the only other one we are waiting on is Russ.

Can someone track him down because then I can get the results of draft 3 up and we can open Star Players

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Morning

I know a guy that lost a testicle and he was proud of it and willing to show me.

Going to do our draft now.

Apparently it affects balance so they recommend getting a falsie in.

I wouldn't be proud - I like having two, because it's an insurance policy if something happens to the other in later life. I want to keep my buffer for as long as possible.

BigFellasAfro wrote:then I can get the results of draft 3 up and we can open Star Players

No need, Francis Benali will be taken in the 3rd round, so no-one will be able to land the prize Star Player.

Morning

Anyone seen the picture of Joe Bennetts injury yesterday it's not pretty like Rooney's cut but a whole chunk missing

BigFellasAfro wrote:Morning folks.

With Viva and Zinedine doing their drafts now, the only other one we are waiting on is Russ.

Can someone track him down because then I can get the results of draft 3 up and we can open Star Players

Russ was on the other league this morning, so maybe he doesn't want to make any bids?

sodhat wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:Morning folks.

With Viva and Zinedine doing their drafts now, the only other one we are waiting on is Russ.

Can someone track him down because then I can get the results of draft 3 up and we can open Star Players

Russ was on the other league this morning, so maybe he doesn't want to make any bids?

He doesn't have a whole stack of cash left, so you could be right, but don't want to count him out entirely until he says as much

Where's Marky when you need him he'd contact Elmo

Texting Russ now.

Okay fellas, what was worse:

1. Suarez's dive
2. Bale's dive
3. Hazard's dive
4. Huth's stamp
5. QPR's defending

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

I know a guy that lost a testicle and he was proud of it and willing to show me.

Did you have a look at it?

Expect you to ask that. Yeah I did but it wasn't gay or anything because we were in the changing room.

I don't know about the balance thing Sodhat the guy only had one, and another guy I know had to have his testicles shorten because they were hanging which makes it easier to twist them.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Okay fellas, what was worse:

1. Suarez's dive
2. Bale's dive
3. Hazard's dive
4. Huth's stamp
5. QPR's defending

Van Persie's Elbow

Id go with Bale's dive

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Okay fellas, what was worse:

1. Suarez's dive
2. Bale's dive
3. Hazard's dive
4. Huth's stamp
5. QPR's defending

In order of severity;

Huth's stamp
Bale's dive
Suarez's dive
QPR's defending
Hazard's dive

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

I know a guy that lost a testicle and he was proud of it and willing to show me.

Did you have a look at it?

Expect you to ask that. Yeah I did but it wasn't gay or anything because we were in the changing room.

I don't know about the balance thing Sodhat the guy only had one, and another guy I know had to have his testicles shorten because they were hanging which makes it easier to twist them.

I didn't know such an operation was possible...

One of my mates brothers had a twisted nut, and he had to have a surprisingly long operation to untwist it without damaging it beyond repair. Apparently the pain of a twisted ball is extreme.

The worst thing that's happened to mine is various shots in the nuts during football.

Expect you to ask that. Yeah I did but it wasn't gay or anything because we were in the changing room.

I don't know about the balance thing Sodhat the guy only had one, and another guy I know had to have his testicles shorten because they were hanging which makes it easier to twist them.

Did you cup his one remaining ball?

Bales dive was the worst yet everyone seems to be talking more about Suarez' dive. Which was quite pathetic.

For me:

1. Bale's dive (terrible, worthy of a 3-game ban)
2. Suarez's dive (almost as bad, repeat offender, worthy of 3 games too)
3. Hazard's dive (this kid is a nightmare, give him 3 games too)
4. Huth's stamp (let him walk, he stamped on Suarez, who wouldn't)

The key is in the punishment. If you get an automatic 3-game ban for simulation, then the next time you get caught it's 4 games, then 5 etc etc.

I agree that they should start handing out match bans for diving, with it escalating the more you do it.

But the stamp has to be far worse as you could also take the opponent out of the game (ignoring the fact it's Suarez and as Azzy says, we'd all like a go at that stamp)

I like Suarez, anyone who can eat an apple through a letter box is ok by me.

Basketball have brought in similar actions to stop 'flopping' which is more rife than you'd imagine in a non-contact sport. We'll see if it works. Some of their play acting is up there with the footballers.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Expect you to ask that. Yeah I did but it wasn't gay or anything because we were in the changing room.

I don't know about the balance thing Sodhat the guy only had one, and another guy I know had to have his testicles shorten because they were hanging which makes it easier to twist them.

Did you cup his one remaining ball?

Bales dive was the worst yet everyone seems to be talking more about Suarez' dive. Which was quite pathetic.

No I didn't I just had a look thats all, why would I cup it? Why would I do anything remotely gay with his ball? If you were there would you suck us both off?

Its nice the way Bales dive was laughed off but Suarez' wasnt. Both should be banned for it.
Also agree with Azzy, Huth did what most of us would do if you seen Suarez on the floor.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Expect you to ask that. Yeah I did but it wasn't gay or anything because we were in the changing room.

I don't know about the balance thing Sodhat the guy only had one, and another guy I know had to have his testicles shorten because they were hanging which makes it easier to twist them.

Did you cup his one remaining ball?

Bales dive was the worst yet everyone seems to be talking more about Suarez' dive. Which was quite pathetic.

No I didn't I just had a look thats all, why would I cup it? Why would I do anything remotely gay with his ball? If you were there would you suck us both off?

Sorry Viva, but having a look at his one ball probably falls in the category of 'remotely gay'.

If you were there would you suck us both off?

It might be what you want but No I would not.

I agree with Soddy, Viva you checked out another mans ball.

Viva, you dont your 3rd round draft?

Im done, so just waiting on Russ maybe then we can do Star players?

Question, how are the leagues picked? Who goes in which league?

I just got the gayest text ever from one of my flatmates. I want to play Fifa on the big TV tonight and he says:

"You can play it on my TV downstairs because I want to watch Geordie Shore on Sky."

Who else admits to watching Geordie Shore...am I missing out here?

It has been drawn.

It was done so that we had 2 from each country in each league and we had two runners in each league.

Other than that, it was done randomly

Hello

I'm not doing a third bid no.

Sorry I'm only just replying. Will I have to send my SP bid in now?

I think Bale and Suarez's dives were just as bad as each others. Cant say i remember hazard's tbh but havent seen the full highlights of our match yet. Huth is just your typical Stoke player and got away with one he should be punished for with a ban

My draft will be done in the next 30 mins.

Ah ok you guys got me, I'm secretly gay but I try to hide my gayness by calling others gay and every so often my gayness slips out and I have to hide it by threatning others and being macho.

Russell_Elmo wrote:Hello

I'm not doing a third bid no.

Sorry I'm only just replying. Will I have to send my SP bid in now?

No problem Russ.

Star players will be open this afternoon once I can get the 3rd draft result up

Russell isn't doing a 3rd draft so you can announce results

Marky wrote:Russell isn't doing a 3rd draft so you can announce results

Just waiting on Viva's

The Newcastle players were kicking lumps out of Van Persie. That Tiote is a Cat, people don't know but Van Persie is a real hard case and when Van Persie squared up to him he backed out like a female dog.

Lets face it RVP is no Grant Holt.

Let's face it 2xRVP's isn't Grant Holt

However Grant Holt is no Tony Hibbert

Noone is

Afro, PM sent with 3rd draft bids.

BigFellasAfro wrote:Noone is

Noone is a great player

BigFellasAfro wrote:

Russell_Elmo wrote:Hello

I'm not doing a third bid no.

Sorry I'm only just replying. Will I have to send my SP bid in now?

No problem Russ.

Star players will be open this afternoon once I can get the 3rd draft result up

Alrighty I'll be back later

Michael Turner begs to differ