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I'm willing to listen to offers on Pedro, cash or good forward players.

Has to be coins taken out the market to keep it somewhat stable I imagine

But wouldnt it discourage people to sell their more valuable players as 5% EA Tax on selling say Benzema at 80k coins means you lose 4k coins off the sale.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Has to be coins taken out the market to keep it somewhat stable I imagine

But wouldnt it discourage people to sell their more valuable players as 5% EA Tax on selling say Benzema at 80k coins means you lose 4k coins off the sale.

Not really, people would drive the value of the player by 5%.

Currently writing a CV. This should be fun

GSC, I work in recruitment so can format it if you want mate lol

Anyone got a cm going?

Ive got a CM going Gregers.
Have a look at my squad and make me an offer

No sorry Gregers, Soddy has injured my CM's grrrrrrrrrrr

I have no idea where to start haha. Should probably have talked to the careers office before next week

GSC wrote:I have no idea where to start haha. Should probably have talked to the careers office before next week

Start with your name, address, and an image of yourself in a sexy pose. Guaranteed to win interviews.

I re-did my CV the other day. Stuff that really isn't very hard or impressive sounds great when written down. My downfall is my grades were perhaps not where they should be, so I leave them blank and just tell them I passed...

I got that far minus the sexy pose. I like to surprise when I walk in.

Got BCC at A-Level (albeit Maths and Sciences >_>) and should be able to get a first this year

Schwegler could go for the right price?

Ohhh noo.
Just spoke someone from Fakenham, Norfolk. Sounded like a right dumb inbred !!!

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Ohhh noo.
Just spoke someone from Fakenham, Norfolk. Sounded like a right dumb inbred !!!

Was it Olly?

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Ohhh noo.
Just spoke someone from Fakenham, Norfolk. Sounded like a right dumb inbred !!!

Was it Olly?

Either Olly or one of his brothers Cricker or Cf is it?

I believe CF is his uncle, but being its Norwich it could well be both

I don't live in Fakenham. I live in Taverham half the week, Drayton the other half

GSC wrote:I believe CF is his uncle, but being its Norwich it could well be both

No CF is Ollys brother, there are four brothers in total. CF, Cherries, Olly and one more that I can't name

No CF is Ollys brother, there are four brothers in total. CF, Cherries, Olly and one more that I can't name

Whos the one you cant name?

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

No CF is Ollys brother, there are four brothers in total. CF, Cherries, Olly and one more that I can't name

Whos the one you cant name?

I'm not allowed to say because I'll get in trouble. All I will say he is a manager in this league, Marky is the father of all four well step father he should know.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

No CF is Ollys brother, there are four brothers in total. CF, Cherries, Olly and one more that I can't name

Whos the one you cant name?

I'm not allowed to say because I'll get in trouble. All I will say he is a manager in this league, Marky is the father of all four well step father he should know.

I'll give one last clue, his name begins with Nad and ends with eem he is also knows as Nadz by some of us.

Took me an hour and 4 calls to get my phone replaced, and even then I cocked up the address and had to phone them back.

Next time, I'm going in the Bar Steward shop.

I'll give one last clue, his name begins with Nad and ends with eem he is also knows as Nadz by some of us.

We need to sort this on the Jeremy Kyle show.

World Class midfielder Michael Carrick with a 26% passing accuracy.

Bet most of those were backwards as well.

I wonder how all those United-supporting retards feel, having bigged up Carrick as being one of the world's best midfielders, how he should have been in the England team for years...and after his inept performance against San Marino, he has the worst game I've EVER seen from any England player in all my time (1988-now).

Hats off the worst decision Hodgson has made to date, bringing that useless plank back.

Cleverley is also clearly not cut out for this level yet.

Carrick wasn't great tonight, but neither was any England player. For me the only one to come out of that with any sort of credit was Glen Johnson. If Carrick was the one bad player who cost the team it'd be different, but Rooney, Cleverley, Cole, Hart, Defoe all didn't do enough.

Rooney scored. He's a striker, it's his job, he gets a pass. Lescott, Jagielka and Cole were all very poor. But Carrick was by far the worst player tonight, and I've never seen a performance that bad from an England player. Soooooooo bad.

Its literally 26% pass completion from a player whose strength is supposedly passing.

Quick poll for everyone

James Rodriguez or Ben Arfa?

Ben Arfa.
But he's my player

He's mine too in another league but I'm contemplating putting him on offer for Rodriguez because I'm a big fan of him.

Rodriguez is better IMO

I will try to do tactics tonight, but if not, Friday will be the earliest I can do them tbh. As am at the theatre tomorrow night

Ben Arfa, by a mile. Few players are as exciting and as difficult to stop when on form.

Doesn't matter, the manager doesn't rate Arfa

Morning

Before the first game of the season, what are the thoughts on changing the scoring system on how results are calculated? Personally think it should be based on results rather than scores, and that the score should be worked out after the result.

Agreed Trebs. It wasn't fair that one team could get 7 wins voted for, the other 5, but it ends up as a draw based on the scoring method.

Best to make it:

Trebs = 7 wins
Olly = 5 wins
Draw = 2 draws

So Trebs wins, and do the score based on some other method.
Trebs win

In the realistic league, we do a how the votes were spread: i.e.

7-2-5.

We don't have a specific mathematic method, but it's up to the judgement of Me/Olly (league runners) to decide. You could quite easily devise a more precise measurement though.

Morning. Carrick might of been poop last night Jazzy but James Milner was worse.
How has Super Joe Hart not been mentioned for his point saving performance?
Bet Roy Keane was loving that!

Joe Hart made one mistake all night compared to the outfield players who made countless mistakes, it's just unfortunate that Hart's mistake directly lead to the equaliser.

And I see Trebs' point of view regarding scoring, but in the Realistic League it makes any GD a mockery as ultimately the runners can decide who wins by how much.

If David De Gea had made the mistake Hart made everyone would be slating him like theres no tomorrow.
Hart made a very silly mistake. Be it unfortunate or not, it did lead to the goal.
The team overall was poor, Milner & Carrick would be my picks for worst last night.

You United fans are so defensive

I don't see a change in the results system happening, I think it ultimately works out the right winners more times than not.

Man United fans are a sensitive bunch aren't they soddy

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Agreed Trebs. It wasn't fair that one team could get 7 wins voted for, the other 5, but it ends up as a draw based on the scoring method.

Best to make it:

Trebs = 7 wins
Olly = 5 wins
Draw = 2 draws

So Trebs wins, and do the score based on some other method.
Trebs win

That's the very reason it shouldn't be done that way for me. That to me looks like a draw because there wasn't much in it. It is far too subjective. It also doesn't factor in that 7 people might have thought Treb's just scrapes a win, whilst 5 thought Olly stuffed him.

As long as people provide relevant explanation for their vote, I don't think the scoring method should change. At the moment, its clear cut and not reliant on someones opinion. It's that use of opinion (whether for results, or TPs that causes the most friction in these leagues)

The only subjectivity on the current system is in how people vote, and you have that risk in either method

Are they blaming sleeping pills???

United fans are very defensive. I would say Carrick was the worst, and then Jagielka and Milner.

Despite my bias, I just don't think Jags is cut out for the international game. He is just not consistent enough in those games and doesn't play like he does for us. Cahill has done more to deserve that spot IMO.