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Afternoon all.

What is doesn't mention is at United you can get a food for two (pies, drinks, chocolate) for a tenner, so a fiver each. New thing for this season.

Is it possible to have an appointment at a Hospital on a Saturday?

Yeah I've seen it. It is interesting, I believe its Suge Knight who was behind it all.

Suge and Diddy I reckon.
Their artists were more valuable to them dead than alive. Pac looking to leave death row, biggie looking to quit the game. Each lable owner made much more money after their deaths rarthen then letting each artist do what they wanted.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Is it possible to have an appointment at a Hospital on a Saturday?

Yes

MIGHTY!!! Left you an offer broski

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:MIGHTY!!! Left you an offer broski

I've replied, feel free to confirm if you want

Get In!!! Tonie Kroos & Pedro at FC Murder. Looking forward to opening games now

Anyone interested in beating my Diego Forlan lawyers offer?

I have invented a new game, get your music player out put it on shuffle and post the first 5 songs on the list.

Damn mighty! Pedro injured. I though he wouldnt be if transfered but just checked the rules. Oh well.
Still, I gots me Kroos & Pedro
Bet every week one or both of them will be injured.

Artist: Muse
Song: Interlude
Album: Absoulution

Artist: Jay Z & Kanye West ft Mr Hudson
Song: Why I Love You
Album: Watch The Throne

Artist: Sean Paul ft DJ Ammo
Song: Touch The Sky
Album: Tomahawk Technique

Artist: Eminem
Song: Drug Ballard
Album: The Marshall Mathers

Artist: Deadmau
Song: Channel 42
Album: Album Title Goes Here

OMG tomorrow is Friday which means Sheep. I can't wait, most awesomest game I ever played. Love you Sodhat xxx

If you shuffle your iPod enough times, probability wise, it will get the songs in perfect alphabetical order at some stage right?

How comes it never actually happens when in probability it could happen at any given moment?

sodhat wrote:If you shuffle your iPod enough times, probability wise, it will get the songs in perfect alphabetical order at some stage right?

How comes it never actually happens when in probability it could happen at any given moment?

Yeah if you have like 4 songs at the most.

An Ipod to play the songs in perfect alphabetical order on shuffle is on the same level as greatness as that flower that only opens once every 100 years, Liverpool winning the Premier League, Jesus Christ coming back to Earth and so on. I think only two people have heard an Ipod do that and one of them was Steve Jobs.

How many songs do you have on your iPod and I'll calculate the exact probability?

onlytreblewinners wrote:How many songs do you have on your iPod and I'll calculate the exact probability?

Am I the only one who found that funny?

Afro is the stat man here Mighty.

onlytreblewinners wrote:How many songs do you have on your iPod and I'll calculate the exact probability?

I don't have an Ipod I have a much better device, it's an Android Samsung Galaxy S3. They don't force feed us things pretending it's awesome, I can play songs on my S3 and they play better then the Ipod a gadget which was designed to play music.

Artist: The Black Keys
Song: Gold on The Ceiling

Artist: A-Trak & Zinc
Song: Stingray

Artist: Honey Claws
Song: Digital Animal
(bada$$ tune, check it out)

Artist: Queens of The Stone Age
Song: Lost Art of Keeping a Secret

Artist: Arthur Baker
Song: Tear Down The Walls (Riva Starr Dub Edit)

onlytreblewinners wrote:How many songs do you have on your iPod and I'll calculate the exact probability?

Currently I have 1,894 songs listed

I can do stats because I have a GCSE in statistics.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

onlytreblewinners wrote:How many songs do you have on your iPod and I'll calculate the exact probability?

I don't have an Ipod I have a much better device, it's an Android Samsung Galaxy S3. They don't force feed us things pretending it's awesome, I can play songs on my S3 and they play better then the Ipod a gadget which was designed to play music.

I'm pretty certain that that is conjecture that cannot be proven!

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

onlytreblewinners wrote:How many songs do you have on your iPod and I'll calculate the exact probability?

I don't have an Ipod I have a much better device, it's an Android Samsung Galaxy S3. They don't force feed us things pretending it's awesome, I can play songs on my S3 and they play better then the Ipod a gadget which was designed to play music.

I'm pretty certain that that is conjecture that cannot be proven!

www.androidarebetterthenapple.co.uk/wehateapple

The above website said so and I don't think they'd be biased or bitter to hate on Apple.

1/1894 (Chances of the first song alphabetically appearing)
x
1/1893 (Chances of the second song alphabetically appearing)
x
1/1892 (Chances of the third song alphabetically appearing)
x
1/1891 (Chances of the fourth song alphabetically appearing)
x
1/1890 (Chances of the fifth song alphabetically appearing)
=
1/2.4x10^-16

i.e.

1/0.00000000000000024
OR
0.0000000000000041% probability

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

onlytreblewinners wrote:How many songs do you have on your iPod and I'll calculate the exact probability?

I don't have an Ipod I have a much better device, it's an Android Samsung Galaxy S3. They don't force feed us things pretending it's awesome, I can play songs on my S3 and they play better then the Ipod a gadget which was designed to play music.

I'm pretty certain that that is conjecture that cannot be proven!

www.androidarebetterthenapple.co.uk/wehateapple

The above website said so and I don't think they'd be biased or bitter to hate on Apple.

They definitely don't, look at how much they mention Apple in their address. I wouldn't trust them, they are probably Apple fanboys like Afro and Hero.

P.S. I still don't have my phone. I have a not-working Samsung in a drawer.

onlytreblewinners wrote:1/1894 (Chances of the first song alphabetically appearing)
x
1/1893 (Chances of the second song alphabetically appearing)
x
1/1892 (Chances of the third song alphabetically appearing)
x
1/1891 (Chances of the fourth song alphabetically appearing)
x
1/1890 (Chances of the fifth song alphabetically appearing)
=
1/2.4x10^-16

i.e.

1/0.00000000000000024
OR
0.0000000000000041% probability

So... what shuffle a couple more times and hey presto?

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

onlytreblewinners wrote:How many songs do you have on your iPod and I'll calculate the exact probability?

I don't have an Ipod I have a much better device, it's an Android Samsung Galaxy S3. They don't force feed us things pretending it's awesome, I can play songs on my S3 and they play better then the Ipod a gadget which was designed to play music.

I'm pretty certain that that is conjecture that cannot be proven!

www.androidarebetterthenapple.co.uk/wehateapple

The above website said so and I don't think they'd be biased or bitter to hate on Apple.

They definitely don't, look at how much they mention Apple in their address. I wouldn't trust them, they are probably Apple fanboys like Afro and Hero.

P.S. I still don't have my phone. I have a not-working Samsung in a drawer.

Afro and Hero are the most biased Apple fangirls ever, they make my blood boil when they blabber on and on about how preety the Iphone is.

When did they say you'll get the S2? I think you just got a faulty phone I'm sure the replacement will work perfectly fine, the S2 is a beautiful phone and I was so close to getting that until I heard that the S3 will be coming out a few weeks later.

Speaking of sill prices at football games, I had to pay a fiver for a burger at Fulham. Was 6 quid for a cheeseburger!

On average, it would take you 242,440,434,520,653 times to achieve it, so could be a while.

If you pressed shuffle every second, it would take nearly 8 million years to achieve it.

I had to pay a fiver for a burger at Fulham. Was 6 quid for a cheeseburger!

£1 for a slice of cheese is

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

I had to pay a fiver for a burger at Fulham. Was 6 quid for a cheeseburger!

£1 for a slice of cheese is

Tasted like sh!t as well! But I was hungry, there are like no fast food chains near the ground, so I felt as if it was my only chance to eat food. I ate it, and that was the highlight of the day as we went on to lose 5-0 in 30 degree heat, and then get stuck in 1 and a half hours of traffic in London. Good times

And Viva, I am ahead of you in the race to Top 20 posters place

I heard an Apple product related joke today, so i'll share it with you guys.

"Thousands of Apple users have complained about the auto-correct function on the iPad and iPhone. A spokesperson tweeted "If Steve Jobs knew about this he'd be spooning in his gravy"

Olly wrote:And Viva, I am ahead of you in the race to Top 20 posters place

And i'm ahead of you

Olly wrote:And Viva, I am ahead of you in the race to Top 20 posters place

Thats not fair you have three brothers who take over posting when you get tired.

Olly, should of just gone to the Swan Island Witherspoons & got a burger earlier. We were in there when we went down Craven Cottage, disguised as innocent passers by unaware of the football match, Ooh Hehar

Marky wrote:I heard an Apple product related joke today, so i'll share it with you guys.

"Thousands of Apple users have complained about the auto-correct function on the iPad and iPhone. A spokesperson tweeted "If Steve Jobs knew about this he'd be spooning in his gravy"

ARE YOU WATCHING HERO AND AFRO!!!!!!!!!

Marky wrote:

Olly wrote:And Viva, I am ahead of you in the race to Top 20 posters place

And i'm ahead of you

I will beat you

American Football section FTW!

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Olly wrote:And Viva, I am ahead of you in the race to Top 20 posters place

Thats not fair you have three brothers who take over posting when you get tired.

I never get tired. I AM IRONMAN

onlytreblewinners wrote:On average, it would take you 242,440,434,520,653 times to achieve it, so could be a while.

If you pressed shuffle every second, it would take nearly 8 million years to achieve it.

I won't be around for a while guys.

sodhat wrote:

onlytreblewinners wrote:On average, it would take you 242,440,434,520,653 times to achieve it, so could be a while.

If you pressed shuffle every second, it would take nearly 8 million years to achieve it.

I won't be around for a while guys.

That's only on average, you could do it on the third try.

Talking of brothers, did anyone watch Four Brothers on Film4 last night?

onlytreblewinners wrote:

sodhat wrote:

onlytreblewinners wrote:On average, it would take you 242,440,434,520,653 times to achieve it, so could be a while.

If you pressed shuffle every second, it would take nearly 8 million years to achieve it.

I won't be around for a while guys.

That's only on average, you could do it on the third try.

It just took me 14 tries to get a song beginning with A!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FtZkVRkusQ

Parody of Gangnam Style, it's ETON STYLE!!!

If it's not bad enough there's a Juan Mata lookalike in my office, my boss is having a meeting with someone who looks a LOT like Bill Kenwright...

Is he planning to make a bid to take over Everton?

You should barge in there right now and ask - Afro has a right to know.

Yo! One hot Chinese girl at the train station!

Who's on PS3 FIFA tonight? I'll be on from 6ish. Got to build some coins up tho so I can't play ppl all night. Oh and I have to eat

Oh man, to get my post count up to 20 per day I'd have to post 12,762 posts today to make it.

One down, 12,761 to go

Oh, and the same offer ZZZ made for PS3, I make for XBOX. I'll be online from c.2200, and my Ultimate Team has seen some pretty darn good improvements. No more Leon Osman and Matthew Etherington

Only 12760 to go Jazzy. Come on you can do it

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Marky wrote:I heard an Apple product related joke today, so i'll share it with you guys.

"Thousands of Apple users have complained about the auto-correct function on the iPad and iPhone. A spokesperson tweeted "If Steve Jobs knew about this he'd be spooning in his gravy"

ARE YOU WATCHING HERO AND AFRO!!!!!!!!!

Viva you plum. I only mock Android to WUM you, coz its so easy. I'm an android man, I just hate my actual phone. If I can get a free Samsung to replace the free iPhone I have switched too, I will be switching back.