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FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

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Deportivo My Sharona - Marky

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FC Ich spreche kein Deutsch - Russell Elmo

Marky wrote:If it's not bad enough there's a Juan Mata lookalike in my office, my boss is having a meeting with someone who looks a LOT like Bill Kenwright...

At my work we have a Deco lookalike

What team does Deco play for these days?

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Marky wrote:I heard an Apple product related joke today, so i'll share it with you guys.

"Thousands of Apple users have complained about the auto-correct function on the iPad and iPhone. A spokesperson tweeted "If Steve Jobs knew about this he'd be spooning in his gravy"

ARE YOU WATCHING HERO AND AFRO!!!!!!!!!

Viva you plum. I only mock Android to WUM you, coz its so easy. I'm an android man, I just hate my actual phone. If I can get a free Samsung to replace the free iPhone I have switched too, I will be switching back.

Classic Apple fan boy comment.

I was just about to post innit to show my street stylee, but the non Android tablet autocorrected to Inuit and I would have just ended up looking anti Eskimo.

Anyone up for any deals? Looking for cash ideally

Yes Gregers

Apart from Tevez and Verratti everyone in my squad has their price

Anyone wanting Isco I'd be wanting a ridiculously huge offer!

Lambert available for cash or trade...

sodhat wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Marky wrote:I heard an Apple product related joke today, so i'll share it with you guys.

"Thousands of Apple users have complained about the auto-correct function on the iPad and iPhone. A spokesperson tweeted "If Steve Jobs knew about this he'd be spooning in his gravy"

ARE YOU WATCHING HERO AND AFRO!!!!!!!!!

Viva you plum. I only mock Android to WUM you, coz its so easy. I'm an android man, I just hate my actual phone. If I can get a free Samsung to replace the free iPhone I have switched too, I will be switching back.

Classic Apple fan boy comment.

It's obvious Afro is trying to lure me into believing he is an Android fan so I let my guard down so he can stab me when I'm at my highest emotional feelings.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Marky wrote:I heard an Apple product related joke today, so i'll share it with you guys.

"Thousands of Apple users have complained about the auto-correct function on the iPad and iPhone. A spokesperson tweeted "If Steve Jobs knew about this he'd be spooning in his gravy"

ARE YOU WATCHING HERO AND AFRO!!!!!!!!!

Viva you plum. I only mock Android to WUM you, coz its so easy. I'm an android man, I just hate my actual phone. If I can get a free Samsung to replace the free iPhone I have switched too, I will be switching back.

Classic Apple fan boy comment.

It's obvious Afro is trying to lure me into believing he is an Android fan so I let my guard down so he can stab me when I'm at my highest emotional feelings.

I'm genuinely not

I'm up for a deal as well

Xbox controller still not working properly so not playing matches, but I did just sign Higuain on FUT for 8800 coins, bargain if you ask me. Minus whatever I sell Vucinic for (as I operate on a "one in one out" policy)

I played a game with my broken controller, World Class, my FUT v Rubin Kazan on Seasons Mode, couldn't run, couldn't use skill, drew 1-1 but hung on at the end!

Need 1 win from 3 to get into the top division on seasons.

Picked up Blas for 1k, 90 pace and 85 dribbling, can't complain.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Only 12760 to go Jazzy. Come on you can do it

Azzy...Jazzy...I think we all know what the next step in the evolution of my name is

Jizzy?

I think we all know what Hero was doing, posting at 1am with jizz on the brain...

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I think we all know what Hero was doing, posting at 1am with jizz on the brain...

How did he get it there? Gets all over the place doesn't it?

This is inappropriate.

Buzz Killington to the rescue

morning.
what my league runner?

Can someone else sort out the homepage, I've just had a try but have bosses about so made a right pigs ear of it.

Hero/Afro for you ZZZ

TheBrahmaBull wrote:This is inappropriate.

I think you'll find the site rules say it's fine as long as it's before the 10am watershed.

Hero wrote:Can someone else sort out the homepage, I've just had a try but have bosses about so made a right pigs ear of it.

I think only yourself and the Toozester have the power to do that

I started updating on a Word doc, but only got about a third of the way through.

Will have a go at completing it, but it might be tough to get that done today.

Marky wrote:

TheBrahmaBull wrote:This is inappropriate.

I think you'll find the site rules say it's fine as long as it's before the 10am watershed.

It wasn't inappropriate either, I was concerned.

Hero/Afro for you ZZZ

I am PMing my tactics to them.

Morning

SHEEEEEEEPP.

I can make an effort to get some sheep going mid-morning.

I'm waiting for my boss to actually sit down with me for a weekly meeting and then I can do it in between work.

Anyone got any questions they can put up?

Deadline for answers can be 10:45.

I'm busy

Im busy

I can play sheep, but not do answers (only having phone access). Am determined to win back the title I lost last week!

aSHEEP SHEEP SHEEP

I went away for 40 minutes expecting someone to have put questions up and for me to have answers to sort through!

Never mind. I probably can't do answers until a lot later this afternoon now because I'm going into a patch of meetings till then.

How long can tactics be??

1.) Name a country in Africa?
2.) Name a currency that is currently in use?
3.) One of the four seasons?
4.) A Footballing world cup captain?
5.) A gaming console?
6.) Breed of dog?
7.) Cigarette brand?
8.) One of Markys step son?
9.) A film Matt Damon starred in?
10.) One animal you would find on a farm?

Morning all, anyone up for a deal?

And Zidane, 15 lines.

Send answers to Sodha if he agrees.

And Zidane, 15 lines.

What happens if one like is over by one word, so the sentance carries over to a sencond line but by a single word. Will that be counted as another line?

Basically how strict?

For every line over the limit, you have to pay a fine of 5mill.

It wasn't strict at all last time.

We apply the rule of common sense. If you take the pee with the lines and continue to do so then we may impose sanctions. If they are there or thereabouts then its fine.
The issue for most people is what length constitutes a 'line'. People moaned last season that some tactics were approaching 30 lines yet on my monitor and others they were 15.

Ok cool

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Send answers to Sodha if he agrees.

I cannot do it now I'm afraid, I could have before 11am but I'm going into a batch of meetings and work where I'll have little time in between

Yeah, what Hero says on tactics. It's a game at the end of the day, so it's not strict, but also don't take the pee.

Basically, if they are too long, noone will read them all and you'll probably suffer on votes as a consequence.

1.) Name a country in Africa?
Zimbabwe
2.) Name a currency that is currently in use?
Pound
3.) One of the four seasons?
Summer
4.) A Footballing world cup captain?
Iker Casillas
5.) A gaming console?
PS3
6.) Breed of dog?
Bulldog
7.) Cigarette brand?
B&H
8.) One of Markys step son?
Bull
9.) A film Matt Damon starred in?
The Bourne Identity
10.) One animal you would find on a farm?
A horse sized duck

1.) Name a country in Africa?
South Africa

2.) Name a currency that is currently in use?
Dollar

3.) One of the four seasons?
Winter

4.) A Footballing world cup captain?
Bobby Moore

5.) A gaming console?
Xbox 360

6.) Breed of dog?
Bulldog

7.) Cigarette brand?
B&H

8.) One of Markys step son?
Cherries

9.) A film Matt Damon starred in?
Maaaaaaaaatt Daaaayyymmonnnn. Team America.

10.) One animal you would find on a farm?
Bull

BigFellasAfro wrote:Yeah, what Hero says on tactics. It's a game at the end of the day, so it's not strict, but also don't take the pee.

Basically, if they are too long, noone will read them all and you'll probably suffer on votes as a consequence.

Didn't we agree that it was roughly 15-20 lines based on my screen size at work?

Not sure that will actually be a useful arbiter now because I will vote at home so maybe we need a new standard

You were not supposed to post your answers on here.

Sheep is cancelled this week unless a Superhero (Afro) saves the day.

We felt rebellious Viva.