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Teams in The Fan league, PM tactics to Sodhat and Twist, send votes to Hero
Teams in the Cherries League, PM tactics to Afro and Hero, send votes to Sodhat

The Fan Gilhaus 'Whooooo?' League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble Bradistan Glue Sniffers - Nadeem Bunga Bunga FC - Olly
Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

Table

VFL Fassbender - Bull

AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze


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the Cherries loves Neymar Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

Deportivo My Sharona - Marky

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures

Moleicester City - Fernando

Results

No Respek FC Pass The Dutchie - Viva & Azzy

Table

Sour Krauts United - Twist

FC Ich spreche kein Deutsch - Russell Elmo

Having a word count would prevent all of this debate. It's either over or it's not. Simple.

Who do I PM tactics to?

mine are 17 lines. will that be acceptable? there punchuated unlike Vivas.....

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:mine are 17 lines. will that be acceptable? there punchuated unlike Vivas.....

I love it when we get the grammar police on here telling people off and they can't spell or use the right grammar.

Sheep Questions

Name a...

1. Video game coming out soon.
2. Panel Comedy Show
3. Footballer who wears the number 9 shirt.
4. Minor Political Party (Not Labour, Conservative, Lib Dem)
5. Card Game
6. Team in the Championship
7. MOTD Pundit
8. Tellytubby

Answers to me by 1.30

Not everyone submits on computers, so not everyone can check their own word count prior to posting.

Who wants to volunteer to be the one to go and check every set of tactics, every week for word count ahead of the submission deadline to give those who can't check a fair opportunity to cut it down? And then recheck them once they are posted of course.


It's simple, no strict limit, just don't take the mick or it will count against you on votes as people will get bored before they finish reading them. If you want good results, non waffle tactics is the best way.

All teams in The Fan league, PM tactics to Sodhat and Twist.

All teams in The Cherries league, PM tactics to me and Hero

ohhh that was good Viva. Im rushing them as I have an office move later today, probs loads of spalling mistakes.

onlytreblewinners wrote:Sheep Questions

Name a...

1. Video game coming out soon.
2. Panel Comedy Show
3. Footballer who wears the number 9 shirt.
4. Minor Political Party (Not Labour, Conservative, Lib Dem)
5. Card Game
6. Team in the Championship
7. MOTD Pundit
8. Tellytubby

Answers to me by 1.30

Our saviour!

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote: ohhh that was good Viva. Im rushing them as I have an office move later today, probs loads of spalling mistakes.

That is glorious.

Can someone take my answers please?

Viva take trebs answers

Who Do I send Tactics to?

will have a go at the top post in a bit

Yeah PM to me Mighty.

ncfc_Tooze wrote:Who Do I send Tactics to?

will have a go at the top post in a bit

I have posted an update on Admin, so just needs you or Hero to copy and paste it over to the main page

How long can team talk be?
I have 5 lines + 17 tactics lines.

only AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Ive typed tactics twice and computer stupid fing internet explore has crashed and deleted them!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Im not handing any in this week. F it! ive had enough

I put a lot of effort in this weeks tactics but its really hard not knowing what formation afro is gonna play in the first game

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:How long can team talk be?
I have 5 lines + 17 tactics lines.

only AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Ive typed tactics twice and computer stupid fing internet explore has crashed and deleted them!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Im not handing any in this week. F it! ive had enough

Do what I do. Type them up in Microsoft Word (or another word document program) and save it as you go, then they remain there.

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Tactics Sent

I think Bull will be surprised by the team I've named.

Then again, I could name any team and he'd be surprised.

i think everyone will be suprised with my formation

nadeem2099 wrote:I put a lot of effort in this weeks tactics but its really hard not knowing what formation afro is gonna play in the first game

You think it's hard for you. It's hard for me not knowing what formation I'm playing in the first game

onlytreblewinners wrote:I think Bull will be surprised by the team I've named.

Then again, I could name any team and he'd be surprised.

It might well be a surprise to Bull that he is playing you

ncfc_Tooze wrote:i think everyone will be suprised with my formation

Is it a 2-3-5 like 1950's Real Madrid?

I had them on an email, finished them, copied them over and stupid thing crashed. Ive had enough, TWICE i typed them

BigFellasAfro wrote:

onlytreblewinners wrote:I think Bull will be surprised by the team I've named.

Then again, I could name any team and he'd be surprised.

It might well be a surprise to Bull that he is playing you

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rexda/

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:I had them on an email, finished them, copied them over and stupid thing crashed. Ive had enough, TWICE i typed them

You'd have thought such a Fandroid would use a better browser than IE.

#justsayin

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:I had them on an email, finished them, copied them over and stupid thing crashed. Ive had enough, TWICE i typed them

Did you type them on outlook? You should be able to recover the email you had them on even if you then deleted it.

Or they should still be your copied text, so just paste again?

Oh yeah. It should be on your office clipboard!

I'm playing hockey on Saturday. How bent is that? I can't play hockey, I played once in my life, and I legitimately let go of the stick in a classic comedy style. It didn't hit anyone but it looked great.

Tactics PMed. Good luck Soddy

Do you need to have 3 players from your region in the starting 11 at all times?

sodhat wrote:

ncfc_Tooze wrote:i think everyone will be suprised with my formation

Is it a 2-3-5 like 1950's Real Madrid?

Its a double bluff....its 4-4-2 again

TwisT wrote:Tactics PMed. Good luck Soddy

Big games for my son's team tomorrow.
First game they lost 8-1 & 12-0 v Rudheath
Last week they won 9-0 & 6-5 v Barnton
This week they play Sandbach who in the first week lost to Barnton so hopefully based on that we have a good chance!

Under 7's kids five-a-side football is not for a defensive puritan.

Can managers be sacked from U7 football? You never hear reports of how the manager's lost the dressing room etc...

Damn It Twist
Ruined it for everyone now
Boooooooooooooo You

nadeem2099 wrote:Do you need to have 3 players from your region in the starting 11 at all times?

This is the rule

A minimum of 2 domestic players must be on the pitch in tactics at all times.

So at least 2 in your starting XI and if you take one off, you must still have 2 after the subs

Chhers afro.

PM for sod containing an innappropriate image

Sheep results are being calculated now.

1. Video game coming out soon.
Black Ops II - 2
Trebs
Azzy

Assassins Creed III - 2
Viva
GSC

GTA 5 - 1
Nadeem

FIFA 07 - 1
Marky

SCORES AFTER ROUND ONE
Trebs - 2
Azzy - 2
Viva - 2
GSC - 2
Nadeem - 1
Marky - 1


2. Panel Comedy Show
Mock The Week - 3
Trebs
Azzy
Marky

A League Of Their Own - 1
Viva

8/10 Cats - 1
GSC

Buzzcocks - 1
Nadeem

SCORES AFTER ROUND TWO
Trebs - 5
Azzy - 5
Viva - 3
GSC - 3
Nadeem - 2
Marky - 4


3. Footballer who wears the number 9 shirt.
Fernando Torres - 4
Trebs
Azzy
Viva
GSC

Karim Benzema - 1
Nadeem

Gary Alexander - 1
Marky


SCORES AFTER ROUND THREE
Trebs - 9
Azzy - 9
Viva - 7
GSC - 7
Nadeem - 3
Marky - 5


4. Minor Political Party (Not Labour, Conservative, Lib Dem)
BNP - 5
Trebs
Azzy
Viva
GSC
Marky

Respect - 1
Nadeem

SCORES AFTER ROUND FOUR
Trebs - 14
Azzy - 14
Viva - 12
GSC - 12
Nadeem - 4
Marky - 10

Nadz playing lemming again

5. Card Game
Poker - 2
Trebs
GSC

Blackjack - 2
Azzy
Viva

Yu-Gi-Oh - 1
Nadeem

Play Your Cards Right - 1
Marky

SCORES AFTER ROUND FIVE
Trebs - 16
Azzy - 16
Viva - 14
GSC - 14
Nadeem - 5
Marky - 11

6. Team in the Championship
Leicester City - 1
Trebs

Blackpool - 2
Azzy
Viva

Leeds - 1
GSC

Wolves - 1
Nadeem

Peterborough United
Marky

SCORES AFTER ROUND SIX
Trebs - 17
Azzy - 18
Viva - 16
GSC - 15
Nadeem - 6
Marky - 12


7. MOTD Pundit
Alan Hansen - 2
Trebs
Marky

Alan Shearer - 2
Azzy
GSC

Gary Lineker - 2
Viva
Nadeem


SCORES AFTER ROUND SEVEN
Trebs - 19
Azzy - 20
Viva - 18
GSC - 17
Nadeem - 8
Marky - 14

8. Tellytubby
Tinky-Winky - 3
Trebs
Azzy
Viva

Po - 1
GSC

Dipsy - 2
Marky
Nadeem

FINAL SCORES
Azzy - 23
Trebs - 22
Viva - 21
GSC - 18
Marky - 16
Nadeem - 10

Top 5, get in!

Viva and mine's telepathic link working a treat there

Bronze medal

Who do I send my tactics too?

Teams in The Fan league, PM tactics to Sodhat and Twist
Teams in the Cherries League, PM tactics to Afro and Hero

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Viva and mine's telepathic link working a treat there

Lighter versions of Yorke & Cole.