Euro Division Homepage XXXVI

by ncfc_Tooze Thu 25 Oct 2012, 4:01 pm

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Teams in The Fan league, PM tactics to Sodhat and Twist, send votes to Hero
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The Fan Gilhaus 'Whooooo?' League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers

Tactics

Under Brescia FC - Afro

Injuries

Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble

Lawyers

Bradistan Glue Sniffers - Nadeem

Fixtures

Bunga Bunga FC - Olly

Results

Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

Table

VFL Fassbender - Bull

AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze

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the Cherries loves Neymar Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

Deportivo My Sharona - Marky

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures

Moleicester City - Fernando

Results

No Respek FC Pass The Dutchie - Azzy

Table

Pass the Deutschie - Viva

FC Ich spreche kein Deutsch - Russell Elmo

by Guest Tue 30 Oct 2012, 2:46 pm

Fernando wrote:I shall be about tonight

Also just send an invite ill play anytime

#goinglikeacheaphooker

Will do

by Guest Tue 30 Oct 2012, 2:48 pm

Marky wrote:Viva lets his pimp pay for everything

I am offended. Viva and I are consensual partners, and I would never rent him out for pocket money. But if I did, he'd cost at least £800 a night, because he's the L'Oreal of men. He's worth it.

by sodhat Tue 30 Oct 2012, 2:49 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
sodhat wrote:Don't use Gumtree.

I got fake tickets off there once.
That isn't to say it isn't trustworthy, but I won't be going back there.

I want to sell something on there, I'd prefer to do it face to face with the person but I got a feeling that I'll get bummed and murdered.

I met the person face to face, and they still took my money for the fake tickets...

Just use Ebay and say collection only - much more likely to be sold to a normal person.

by FIFA Diva Tue 30 Oct 2012, 2:49 pm

sodhat wrote:
Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
Anyone use Gumtree here? Any tips on how to avoid the scammers, real items for sale etc.
Well if it says:

1 x Wheel Barrow like NEW
No wheel included

Id suggest thats dodgy

P.S Marky you paid me to suck your dick you biatch!
Marky, did Viva do it??

The fact he took the money suggests he did.

1. Marky hasn't complained and 2. Viva does like a sausage

That was obviously a mistake by me, I meant Marky sucked me and paid me and his boyfriend Zidane recorded it on his Nokia.

P.S That don't mean I'm gay.

by Fernando Tue 30 Oct 2012, 2:52 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
sodhat wrote:
Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
Anyone use Gumtree here? Any tips on how to avoid the scammers, real items for sale etc.
Well if it says:

1 x Wheel Barrow like NEW
No wheel included

Id suggest thats dodgy

P.S Marky you paid me to suck your dick you biatch!
Marky, did Viva do it??

The fact he took the money suggests he did.

1. Marky hasn't complained and 2. Viva does like a sausage

That was obviously a mistake by me, I meant Marky sucked me and paid me and his boyfriend Zidane recorded it on his Nokia.

P.S That don't mean I'm gay.

That's pretty much gayness at the highest level of denial Laugh

by sodhat Tue 30 Oct 2012, 2:53 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
sodhat wrote:
Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
Anyone use Gumtree here? Any tips on how to avoid the scammers, real items for sale etc.
Well if it says:

1 x Wheel Barrow like NEW
No wheel included

Id suggest thats dodgy

P.S Marky you paid me to suck your dick you biatch!
Marky, did Viva do it??

The fact he took the money suggests he did.

1. Marky hasn't complained and 2. Viva does like a sausage

That was obviously a mistake by me, I meant Marky sucked me and paid me and his boyfriend Zidane recorded it on his Nokia.

P.S That don't mean I'm gay.

Thinking about it, it was a really odd insult.

It's only gay if you look down thumbsup

by Marky Tue 30 Oct 2012, 2:57 pm

Does it count as gay when Viva was dressed like a woman?

by Fernando Tue 30 Oct 2012, 2:58 pm

Wouldn't that make him transexual Nadia from BB ages ago Whistle

by Marky Tue 30 Oct 2012, 2:59 pm

I hope not, she was rough.

Viva wanted me to dress up as Elroy Jetson, which I found very odd and suspicious.

by Fernando Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:02 pm

so a transexual jimmy saville then?

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:07 pm

I want to sell something on there, I'd prefer to do it face to face with the person but I got a feeling that I'll get bummed and murdered.

Viva sold his mouth to Marky, hes now expanding his business ventue online

by sodhat Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:08 pm

I'm ordering Christmas trees today and tomorrow for work

I might intentionally balls it up and start dressing like the Grinch. I could do with a bit of time off work, and I'm pretty sure that would get me it.

by Fernando Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:20 pm

by FIFA Diva Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:22 pm

Azzy Mahmood wrote:
Marky wrote:Viva lets his pimp pay for everything
I am offended. Viva and I are consensual partners, and I would never rent him out for pocket money. But if I did, he'd cost at least £800 a night, because he's the L'Oreal of men. He's worth it.

by FIFA Diva Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:29 pm

Zidane I heard you offered Nando £40 on Craigs List to sit on your face.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:41 pm

Results??????

by Fernando Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:44 pm

by **Afro** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:48 pm

Olly wrote:Results??????

I know Olly, yours was a real surprise Shocked

by Guest Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:56 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:
Olly wrote:Results??????

I know Olly, yours was a real surprise

What, he won? Erm

by Fernando Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:58 pm

Azzy Mahmood wrote:
BigFellasAfro wrote:
Olly wrote:Results??????

I know Olly, yours was a real surprise

What, he won?

No bull did 2-1 thumbsup

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:10 pm

Zidane I heard you offered Nando £40 on Craigs List to sit on your face.

So now your saying Nando advertises his bottom hole on Craigs List. You gonna take that Nandino?

Results?
I figure, if I put it in huge text they may turn up Smile

by Marky Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:13 pm

CAN WE HAS TH RESULTS PLZ???/////????

by sodhat Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:13 pm

WHERE ARE RESULTS!?

by **Afro** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:16 pm

Hero claims to have something called "work" to do.

Not sure what he means. I have put it in Spanish, French and German translators and nothing.

Either way, we have to wait for him to do this "work" thing before he can calculate the Cherries league results

by Marky Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:23 pm

Crawley Town as well priced as 4/9 at Stan James and similarly priced with other bookies to beat Met Police in the FA Cup this weekend. Met Police minus their top scorer (who is on loan from Crawley hence can't play) as well as the four division gap, even in the FA Cup, that is a licence to print money.

by sodhat Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:25 pm

so 4/9 gets me how much from a tenner?

I'm rubbish with odds

by **Afro** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:26 pm

Marky wrote:Met Police minus their top scorer (who is on loan from Crawley hence can't play)

Do Crawley have a MET policeman on their books who they are loaning, or are MET police fielding a non MET policeman Shocked

by **Afro** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:26 pm

sodhat wrote:so 4/9 gets me how much from a tenner?

I'm rubbish with odds

£14.44 (including your tenner back). try getting that rate from a bank

by sodhat Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:27 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:
Marky wrote:Met Police minus their top scorer (who is on loan from Crawley hence can't play)

Do Crawley have a MET policeman on their books who they are loaning, or are MET police fielding a non MET policeman

And do Vauxhall Motors have Tigra up front alongside Astra still?

by Marky Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:27 pm

sodhat wrote:so 4/9 gets me how much from a tenner?

I'm rubbish with odds

4/9 means if you bet £9 you win £4, plus your original £9. £10 will win close to £5, so it's return about £15.

by Marky Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:30 pm

I'm thinking £90 to return £130, it's easy money.

by **Afro** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:30 pm

sodhat wrote:
BigFellasAfro wrote:
Marky wrote:Met Police minus their top scorer (who is on loan from Crawley hence can't play)

Do Crawley have a MET policeman on their books who they are loaning, or are MET police fielding a non MET policeman

And do Vauxhall Motors have Tigra up front alongside Astra still?

They at the very least must only be fielding blokes who work in their showrooms or servicing departments.

Harrogate Railway games are a bonanza for trainspotters

by Marky Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:30 pm

Do Sheffield Wednesday still only field post office staff who finish early on Wednesdays?

by **Afro** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:31 pm

Marky wrote:I'm thinking £90 to return £130, it's easy money.

Do they get to wear their police helmets? They could pose an aeriel threat if they do

by Fernando Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:33 pm

Viva could play for Met Police he likes a helmet drumroll

by GSC Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:33 pm

AC3 dispatched Yahoo

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:37 pm

Marky wrote:I'm thinking £90 to return £130, it's easy money.

Do it. In fact if I was older and actually had money i would bet a lot more on it. Crawley FTW!!!!!!!

by sodhat Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:38 pm

What if Crawley lose?

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:40 pm

Then we laugh at Marky. For the rest of eternity

by GSC Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:44 pm

Olly wrote:Then we laugh at Marky. For the rest of eternity

So life continues as normal then

by GSC Tue 30 Oct 2012, 5:31 pm

by Trebs Tue 30 Oct 2012, 5:33 pm

WEEK ONE RESULTS:

by Bull Tue 30 Oct 2012, 5:33 pm

Its Week 2 trebs lol

by GSC Tue 30 Oct 2012, 5:34 pm

Yeah I thought that

by Trebs Tue 30 Oct 2012, 5:35 pm

by Guest Tue 30 Oct 2012, 5:44 pm

Haha, Trebs with the own goal Laugh

by Trebs Tue 30 Oct 2012, 5:46 pm

It could have worked well if I posted last weeks results.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 30 Oct 2012, 6:01 pm

I miss TSJ Sad

God bless that poor Scottish soul

by sodhat Tue 30 Oct 2012, 6:36 pm

Just because he is Scottish doesn't mean he is poor warning

by Trebs Tue 30 Oct 2012, 8:26 pm

...and we're back