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BigFellasAfro wrote:Got this from a very well informed football fan, who knows a footballer when he sees it. I believe if Viva knew who it was, he would respect the opinion.

I asked about United fans and Scholes.

It's hilarious, they have such a hard-on for the guy. All he does is pass it left, pass it right, pass it left, pass it right, crunch an opponent, get yellow card, pass it left, pass it right.

The reason he looks so good is that Fergie has installed a good team ethos and always made sure that the man on the ball has two options - triangle football at its best.

At his peak he was a fantastic player, but all he does now is pass it to Carrick, who fluffs it. Waste of time the pair of them

Touchpaper...lit

The guy has a point though.

sodhat wrote:I loved Batistuta. I remember seeing him smash a goal past Arsenal in the CL group stages at Wembley (they played there for some reason).

I was at the game, it's still the best goal I've ever seen live.

Arsenal played at Wembley to make more money, simple as. It was also a tester to see if they could fill a bigger ground, as they wanted to either expand Highbury or move elsewhere (Wembley was a real option for them to buy). They'd actually already lost out on buying Wembley by that time, but the financial success of the two seasons of Champions League footy at Wembley made them commit to Ashburton Grove.

And the season before that (I think) I saw Shevchenko and Rebrov tear Arsenal apart for Dynamo Kiev. An incredible performance by the pair.

It's hilarious, they have such a hard-on for the guy. All he does is pass it left, pass it right, pass it left, pass it right, crunch an opponent, get yellow card, pass it left, pass it right.

The reason he looks so good is that Fergie has installed a good team ethos and always made sure that the man on the ball has two options - triangle football at its best.

At his peak he was a fantastic player, but all he does now is pass it to Carrick, who fluffs it. Waste of time the pair of them

I reckon Joes Azzymat said that

Anyone want an In Form Miccoli on FUT PS3??

Spoiler:

Miccoli, another ageing goal machine to go alongside Milito, Di Natale, Totti and Toni

BigFellasAfro wrote:Got this from a very well informed football fan, who knows a footballer when he sees it. I believe if Viva knew who it was, he would respect the opinion.

I asked about United fans and Scholes.

It's hilarious, they have such a hard-on for the guy. All he does is pass it left, pass it right, pass it left, pass it right, crunch an opponent, get yellow card, pass it left, pass it right.

The reason he looks so good is that Fergie has installed a good team ethos and always made sure that the man on the ball has two options - triangle football at its best.

At his peak he was a fantastic player, but all he does now is pass it to Carrick, who fluffs it. Waste of time the pair of them

I love Azzy loads but if you noticed since the 606 days we hardly agree on Footballing matters. An I'm not going to respect the opinion of someone who says "they have such a hard-on for the guy." This is the same guy that thinks David Beckham is the greatest English player ever.

Oh yeah Batistuta never played for Roma winning Seria A with them

One of my favourite strikers and players of any and all time, I used to tie my school tie on my arm (Pretending to be captain) and I scored 5 and a half goals in one match.

Woah, hang on. I'd never use the words 'hard' and 'on' in the same sentence

You all know I love Scholesy, that's why I dyed my hair ginger in Year 10, moved from CB to CM and got sent off on my school debut that year

Guys i'm stepping down as manager as my college have sent me to do an apprenticeship course which means i won't have enough time for these leagues. I see that cherries is back so you can give him my team but just let him know i've only got one brazilian in my squad so he's gonna have to buy some more if he wants to continue his brazil fetish lol. I'll come back sometime in the future. Ciao.

Nadz

Take care Nadeem see you soon pal

An stop ducking me on Fifa!

Miccoli, another ageing goal machine to go alongside Milito, Di Natale, Totti and Toni

Miccoli is a beat on FIFA. If he fitted in my team id keep him.

Anyone want him then?

All the best with the apprenticeship Nads

Sorry to see you go Nadz. Will catch you on FIFA n ting bruv!
See ya around fella.

sent my votes to Marky

AHHHH Im ruined. I have 3k coins left. I need to sell Miccoli. Hes been on auction for 3 hours and nothing! Why lord WHY!!!

Oh wait, Frick Frickeddy Feck it! Black Ops 2 next week BOOOM

Nadz, it's a great shame you're leaving. I love you. What's the apprenticeship in?

Cherries has finished his apprenticeship on vajazzling and he's come back to bring us the new Brazilians

Lettuce be reality, Cherries had a poor parents evening and his mum banned from the internet

Olly complains about 2 pens given to Norwich last season. Forest don't have 1 in 2012

GSC wrote:Olly complains about 2 pens given to Norwich last season. Forest don't have 1 in 2012

That is pretty shocking. It is annoying because we have decisions where they say oh that was a penalty, but then because we are little old Norwich it never gets blown up or noticed. Example A being the tackle on Elliott Bennett in the Villa game, it was a penalty, they all said it was a penalty in the studio afterwards but because it is Norwich it don't get noticed anywhere outside Norfolk

Will send my votes after footie tonight btw

In fairness that applies to everything. Melton Mowbray is pretty much more famous than Norwich.

Cracking pork pies too

Norwich is famous for Alan Partridge and internal relations

I'm not saying either is accurate, but these are the facts...

sodhat wrote:Cracking pork pies too

Norwich is famous for Alan Partridge and internal relations

I'm not saying either is accurate, but these are the facts...

Mustard? The Puppet Man?

Mustard I will give you

The Puppet Man? What the hell is that?

BOOOOOOOOOM YA Bizatches!!

Miccoli:
Bought for 78k
Sold for 89k coins.
Less 5% FUT tax = 5550 profit.

I think this calls for an

Spoiler:

sodhat wrote:Mustard I will give you

The Puppet Man? What the hell is that?

Did you not watch Soccer AM away days this week?

If not have a watch. Bassong is a legend > http://www.skysports.com/video/inline/0,,26949_8221205,00.html

EA taking this Poopie serious why is there a need for tax?

Whos up for Fifa 13 tonight? PS3 only.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:EA taking this Poopie serious why is there a need for tax?

Whos up for Fifa 13 tonight? PS3 only.

I would do Viva but:
A) I have two essays to write.
B) I have 6-a-side football
C) I have no access to my PS3 at my Dad's with it being at my Mother's

I haven't watched Soccer AM since Lovejoy left

The place where I grew up and used to live was known for one thing in particular:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2624574/They-like-it-Up-em-in-Upminster.html

Isn't Norwich famous for John Tickle of Big Brother fame as well.

Such a high standard of celebrity, no wonder Grant Holt is so revered

Olly wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:EA taking this Poopie serious why is there a need for tax?

Whos up for Fifa 13 tonight? PS3 only.

I would do Viva but:
A) I have two essays to write.
B) I have 6-a-side football
C) I have no access to my PS3 at my Dad's with it being at my Mother's

Good luck with essay, if you need any help we the 606v2 community are willing to help.
Hope you save 10 penalties and score 50 goals xxx
Tell your dad to buy you a PS3.

EA taking this Poopie serious why is there a need for tax?

Whos up for Fifa 13 tonight? PS3 only.

I would do Viva but:
A) I have 11 a side at 7pm
B) You dont have a FUT team

Did anyone see Rooney on the weekend with his water bottle on Young....that was quite amusing.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

EA taking this Poopie serious why is there a need for tax?

Whos up for Fifa 13 tonight? PS3 only.

I would do Viva but:
A) I have 11 a side at 7pm
B) You dont have a FUT team

Did anyone see Rooney on the weekend with his water bottle on Young....that was quite amusing.

cowpat you can't play 11 a side you play 5 a side.
Play me in a normal match you Cat.

Yeah I did Young in pain and Rooney comes over squirting water over him.

BigFellasAfro wrote:Isn't Norwich famous for John Tickle of Big Brother fame as well.

Such a high standard of celebrity, no wonder Grant Holt is so revered

Don't forget he was on Brainiac Science Abuse

A question for the clever guys, why do we have hair under our armpits and balls? I shaved mine yesterday.

Afro we carry on our Wilshere V Scholes debate tomorrow yeah?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:Got this from a very well informed football fan, who knows a footballer when he sees it. I believe if Viva knew who it was, he would respect the opinion.

I asked about United fans and Scholes.

It's hilarious, they have such a hard-on for the guy. All he does is pass it left, pass it right, pass it left, pass it right, crunch an opponent, get yellow card, pass it left, pass it right.

The reason he looks so good is that Fergie has installed a good team ethos and always made sure that the man on the ball has two options - triangle football at its best.

At his peak he was a fantastic player, but all he does now is pass it to Carrick, who fluffs it. Waste of time the pair of them

I love Azzy loads but if you noticed since the 606 days we hardly agree on Footballing matters. An I'm not going to respect the opinion of someone who says "they have such a hard-on for the guy." This is the same guy that thinks David Beckham is the greatest English player ever.

What's Azzy got to do with it?

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:Got this from a very well informed football fan, who knows a footballer when he sees it. I believe if Viva knew who it was, he would respect the opinion.

I asked about United fans and Scholes.

It's hilarious, they have such a hard-on for the guy. All he does is pass it left, pass it right, pass it left, pass it right, crunch an opponent, get yellow card, pass it left, pass it right.

The reason he looks so good is that Fergie has installed a good team ethos and always made sure that the man on the ball has two options - triangle football at its best.

At his peak he was a fantastic player, but all he does now is pass it to Carrick, who fluffs it. Waste of time the pair of them

I love Azzy loads but if you noticed since the 606 days we hardly agree on Footballing matters. An I'm not going to respect the opinion of someone who says "they have such a hard-on for the guy." This is the same guy that thinks David Beckham is the greatest English player ever.

What's Azzy got to do with it?

It seems like Azzy thing to say.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:A question for the clever guys, why do we have hair under our armpits and balls? I shaved mine yesterday.

What an odd thing to share out of the blue...

I'm not sure why we have hair there and not other places. A sign of maturity perhaps, because it comes in puberty doesn't it?

Never ever use veet hair removal cream on your balls. I haven't ever done it, but there are many reviews on the net to prove that it is a very bad idea!

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:A question for the clever guys, why do we have hair under our armpits and balls? I shaved mine yesterday.

What an odd thing to share out of the blue...

I'm not sure why we have hair there and not other places. A sign of maturity perhaps, because it comes in puberty doesn't it?

Never ever use veet hair removal cream on your balls. I haven't ever done it, but there are many reviews on the net to prove that it is a very bad idea!

yeah I know

I've read the reviews, was it on Amazon or something? Hilarious.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:Got this from a very well informed football fan, who knows a footballer when he sees it. I believe if Viva knew who it was, he would respect the opinion.

I asked about United fans and Scholes.

It's hilarious, they have such a hard-on for the guy. All he does is pass it left, pass it right, pass it left, pass it right, crunch an opponent, get yellow card, pass it left, pass it right.

The reason he looks so good is that Fergie has installed a good team ethos and always made sure that the man on the ball has two options - triangle football at its best.

At his peak he was a fantastic player, but all he does now is pass it to Carrick, who fluffs it. Waste of time the pair of them

I love Azzy loads but if you noticed since the 606 days we hardly agree on Footballing matters. An I'm not going to respect the opinion of someone who says "they have such a hard-on for the guy." This is the same guy that thinks David Beckham is the greatest English player ever.

What's Azzy got to do with it?

It seems like Azzy thing to say.

Oh right, you had me confused then. I was trying to see the hidden message in there.

You can carry on Scholes v Wilshere, I've exposed my new fishing rod smiley, so I'm not to bothered.

I still stand by my opinion, but now the smiley is out there, I see no need to carry on with it

Yeah it was on Amazon for Veet, really cracked me up.

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:Got this from a very well informed football fan, who knows a footballer when he sees it. I believe if Viva knew who it was, he would respect the opinion.

I asked about United fans and Scholes.

It's hilarious, they have such a hard-on for the guy. All he does is pass it left, pass it right, pass it left, pass it right, crunch an opponent, get yellow card, pass it left, pass it right.

The reason he looks so good is that Fergie has installed a good team ethos and always made sure that the man on the ball has two options - triangle football at its best.

At his peak he was a fantastic player, but all he does now is pass it to Carrick, who fluffs it. Waste of time the pair of them

I love Azzy loads but if you noticed since the 606 days we hardly agree on Footballing matters. An I'm not going to respect the opinion of someone who says "they have such a hard-on for the guy." This is the same guy that thinks David Beckham is the greatest English player ever.

What's Azzy got to do with it?

It seems like Azzy thing to say.

Oh right, you had me confused then. I was trying to see the hidden message in there.

You can carry on Scholes v Wilshere, I've exposed my new fishing rod smiley, so I'm not to bothered.

I still stand by my opinion, but now the smiley is out there, I see no need to carry on with it

So you've just been winding me up all last week and for thepast few months when we had the Gerrard V Scholes debate? That is very evil Afro Jafro.

cowpat you can't play 11 a side you play 5 a side.
Play me in a normal match you Cat.

Yeah I did Laugh Young in pain and Rooney comes over squirting water over him.

Nah for real Viva. Play 11 a side on monday nights now. I merged my games with some other guys I know from the pub, they were short on players and I was. Next thing we know people return from holiday (over summer), illness etc and we have 11 a side now. Outdoor on floodlit astro. Ive started playing CM, reall good, challanging role for me as im used to playing striker or winger.
Normal matches are poop. I hardly play with club teams so im not used to it. Im setup to play with my FUT, they play to my style. Nadz battered me with normal team but FUt we had some cracking matches.

Rooney made me laugh with that. everyone in the pub was laughing to be fair even the ABU's.

Whats that celebration Evra does? Against Arsenal the M sign? He did it before when he scored. That and the Hernandez C are my new celebrations, whenever I start playing Football again that is.

I do think that in that YPotY season, Wilshere was playing better football than I can remember having seen Scholes play.

Gerrard v Scholes - I change my feelings on a daily basis. Both are brilliant footballers. The reason I always lean towards Gerrard because you could probably play him anywhere on the pitch and he would be the best player in the game (a bit like Rooney I guess). That to me, makes him a better all round footballer. But that isn't a slight on Scholes. The fact it is close, says how good he was.

Those aren't wind-ups, those are my opinions. The fact I kept pushing them was the wind-up

BigFellasAfro wrote:I do think that in that YPotY season, Wilshere was playing better football than I can remember having seen Scholes play.

Gerrard v Scholes - I change my feelings on a daily basis. Both are brilliant footballers. The reason I always lean towards Gerrard because you could probably play him anywhere on the pitch and he would be the best player in the game (a bit like Rooney I guess). That to me, makes him a better all round footballer. But that isn't a slight on Scholes. The fact it is close, says how good he was.

Those aren't wind-ups, those are my opinions. The fact I kept pushing them was the wind-up

What he really means is

Phil > Gary Nev
Fabian Delph > Scholes
Giroud > RVP

Grant Holt > THE REST OF THE WHOLE GODDAMN UNIVERSE

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

cowpat you can't play 11 a side you play 5 a side.
Play me in a normal match you Cat.

Yeah I did Laugh Young in pain and Rooney comes over squirting water over him.

Nah for real Viva. Play 11 a side on monday nights now. I merged my games with some other guys I know from the pub, they were short on players and I was. Next thing we know people return from holiday (over summer), illness etc and we have 11 a side now. Outdoor on floodlit astro. Ive started playing CM, reall good, challanging role for me as im used to playing striker or winger.
Normal matches are poop. I hardly play with club teams so im not used to it. Im setup to play with my FUT, they play to my style. Nadz battered me with normal team but FUt we had some cracking matches.

Rooney made me laugh with that. everyone in the pub was laughing to be fair even the ABU's.

I didn't see that, but think I just missed it. I saw 2 or 3 minutes when I was waiting for food at our local chippy and saw the bit where Ramsey skinned Evra, put a decent cross in which De Gea punched out and then Young got clattered. I then got my food. So if they had been slower serving me, I'd have seen that.