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CUP TACTICS AND VOTES TO MARKY

Those who voted, and posted tactics can add £2.5m to their budgets.

Those who didn't do both of those things get £1m only.

The Fan Gilhaus 'Whooooo?' League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble Bradistan Glue Sniffers - Nadeem Bunga Bunga FC - Olly
Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

Table

VFL Fassbender - Bull

AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze


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the Cherries loves Neymar Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

Deportivo My Sharona - Marky

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures

Moleicester City - Fernando

Results

No Respek FC - Azzy

Table

Pass the Deutschie - Viva

FC Ich spreche kein Deutsch - Russell Elmo

I need a volunteer from the managers in The Fan Gilhaus 'Whooooo?' League.

I need someone to take over from Hero the collecting of votes, and calculating of results for the Cherries League as I'm not going to be able to add them to the things I currently do.

I would but I'm in the wrong league :P

BigFellasAfro wrote:I need a volunteer from the managers in The Fan Gilhaus 'Whooooo?' League.

I need someone to take over from Hero the collecting of votes, and calculating of results for the Cherries League as I'm not going to be able to add them to the things I currently do.

I'm happy to collect votes, if you can explain to me how to calculate the results. I still don't get it

Thanks Azzy, but it should be someone from the other league to remove any risks or complaints of you being able to fiddle your own results

i can do reults as im experienced if u want

cherriesfan wrote:i can do reults as im experienced if u want

Yeah experienced in having no experience.

You seem to forget the Cherry cup, what a disaster.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

cherriesfan wrote:i can do reults as im experienced if u want

Yeah experienced in having no experience.

You seem to forget the Cherry cup, what a disaster.

cherry cup was awsome i almot won it once

Back hours and he already gets reminded of the cup abortion.

I ALSO REMMEBER THE SAMBA SRCEWJOB

Either I'm drunk, or Cherries really needs auto-correct on his posts

Didn't think you'd notice Jafro...

cherriesfan wrote:I ALSO REMMEBER THE SAMBA SRCEWJOB

Did it involve fat Ronaldo and a tranny?

sodhat wrote:

cherriesfan wrote:I ALSO REMMEBER THE SAMBA SRCEWJOB

Did it involve fat Ronaldo and a tranny?

no a 5-0 vote with no explaination

Seems like the explanations are the problem these days. You got lucky.

guess who i just signed

You're more predictable than a backwards pass from Carrick, Cherries.

Yeah that's fine Afro shall deduct 0.3m now

cherriesfan wrote:

sodhat wrote:

cherriesfan wrote:I ALSO REMMEBER THE SAMBA SRCEWJOB

Did it involve fat Ronaldo and a tranny?

no a 5-0 vote with no explaination

That was the biggest fix ever. Blatent cheating.

I'm back off to school now. Will respond to offers later

Heskey

oh yeah

g2g b back later

That was the biggest fix ever. Blatent cheating.

who did that?

Okay, I'm going to say this out loud:

Cherries' transfer dealings...

Rio sold for £5.3m (cost £11m)
Nocerino swapped for two average DMs
Signed Heskey

I'm no expert, but is Cherries for real? It's like selling Messi and buying Abou Diaby to replace him.

Welcome to the world of cherries

Cherries is an enigma, but eventually he will come out with a decent side, on past efforts.

He's eccentric. Did you know you can no longer type t-e-h because of him? Try it - it autocorrects to "the"!

He's a peculiar chap is Cherry, Nocerino deal was very good , Rio was not and Heskey is scoring goals admittedly in Australia tho

I think that says more about the quality of Oz's league than it does about a Heskey revival

Their goalposts must be a few feet wider and higher than ours

Rio sold for £5.3m (cost £11m)
Nocerino swapped for two average DMs
Signed Heskey

All that yet he wont sell me Fellaini

There was no blatant cheating Cherries.

Cherries played a 6-3-1 formation against me with instructions to not attack ever. Bearing in mind I required a win to seal the league title. Afro voted that it didn't work and voted 6-0 to me. Which is less blatant cheating than some people voting Cherries to win 1-0.

Hero also admitted via PM he knew i'd won and he was the last one to vote, so he voted 2-0 to Cherries "for a laugh".

sodhat wrote:Cherries is an enigma

I'm sure Big Ron Atkinson got in trouble for calling Marcel Desailly an enigma

Marky wrote:Hero also admitted via PM he knew i'd won and he was the last one to vote, so he voted 2-0 to Cherries "for a laugh".

That's why we want Hero to stay, what a guy

I still can't think of a worse tactic than inviting a team, going for the title and wanting a win, to just spend 90 minutes attacking and having shots on goal.

I want Hero to stay too.

How many signatures do we need to get on a petition to force them to have to talk about it in the House of Commons?

Lets get it trending on Twitter.

#saveourHero

BigFellasAfro wrote:I want Hero to stay too.

How many signatures do we need to get on a petition to force them to have to talk about it in the House of Commons?

100,000. Either that, or accuse him of child abuse

Sigurdsson can go for £9.5m by the way

Azzy Mahmood wrote: Either that, or accuse him of child abuse

I wanted it sooner than 2042, plus I'm not sure that would persuade him to return

BigFellasAfro wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote: Either that, or accuse him of child abuse

I wanted it sooner than 2042, plus I'm not sure that would persuade him to return

What else would he do in jail?

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

Marky wrote:Hero also admitted via PM he knew i'd won and he was the last one to vote, so he voted 2-0 to Cherries "for a laugh".

That's why we want Hero to stay, what a guy

It didn't help matters, it meant the overall score on votes went from 9-1 to 9-3, then the 6-0 vote looked even more important

Still, as long as the likes of Viva, Cherries and Nando could have a conspiracy to cling on to, it's all good

Pogba also available for the right price too

Sorry Azzy, not interested in Pogba.

I can't get past his name sounding like he is the children's toy to have this Christmas. Get yourself a Pogba

BigFellasAfro wrote:Sorry Azzy, not interested in Pogba.

I can't get past his name sounding like he is the children's toy to have this Christmas. Get yourself a Pogba

Alex Ferguson was going to get his grandkids a Pogba, but they were too expensive. They're getting a Cleverley instead.

Ah. The Cleverley is one of those toys that you really big up if you have one, but if you don't, you realise that there isn't much substance to the toy

What about the Wilshere toy?

I've heard it's going to be the best toy ever.

Marky wrote:What about the Wilshere toy?

I've heard it's going to be the best toy ever.

It's early days, but it's already clearly better than the Scholes at it's peak.

The Cleverley toy is ok enough. But it's less exciting than a Pogba, and bits tend to fall off easily.

BigFellasAfro wrote:Ah. The Cleverley is one of those toys that you really big up if you have one, but if you don't, you realise that there isn't much substance to the toy

I much prefer The Wilshere, shows early promise and breaks after a little bit of rough play, so it stays under your bed for 17 months while you constantly big ip up yet you never get to play with it.

It's been broken for 17 months, so no one really knows

No-one wants to play with the Scholes toy because it's ugly, so they've brought out the Scholes+ for the new generation. It's much easier on the eye, but they only sell it in an old run-down shop so no-one can truly appreciate its value.

rio is a useless now and wanted him out my team,
Nocierino fits into my plans
and Heskey also fits into my plans

also is 4-2-3-1 still hidiously overused

Imagine a Heskey toy.

It'd have to come in a plastic bag, because it's no good in the box.