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CUP TACTICS AND VOTES TO MARKY

Those who voted, and posted tactics can add £2.5m to their budgets.

Those who didn't do both of those things get £1m only.

The Fan Gilhaus 'Whooooo?' League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble Bradistan Glue Sniffers - Nadeem Bunga Bunga FC - Olly
Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

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VFL Fassbender - Bull

AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze


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the Cherries loves Neymar Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

Deportivo My Sharona - Marky

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures

Moleicester City - Fernando

Results

No Respek FC - Azzy

Table

Pass the Deutschie - Viva

FC Ich spreche kein Deutsch - Russell Elmo

Azzy Mahmood wrote:No-one wants to play with the Scholes toy because it's ugly, so they've brought out the Scholes+ for the new generation. It's much easier on the eye, but they only sell it in an old run-down shop so no-one can truly appreciate its value.

this is why the kids and in your case grumpy old men have no brain.

You prefer something because it may look better just like the Iphone but you don't look what it can do the Androids. All I know is the Scholes doll is the best ever.

Scholes is like the iPhone whereas Scholes+ is like the Android.

The Scholes people refuse to budge on the opinion that the Scholes is the best ever toy and nothing can ever be better, whilst those who have the Scholes+ realise they are getting everything that you get from a Scholes, plus more.

But because it's not a Scholes, and they've been brainwashed that Scholes is the best, the old school won't budge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRaRJCynppg

i sign silky skillz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHJOZrqTuj0&feature=fvwrel

Never got the Heskey toy.

Everybody seemed to love it but it always looked like a waste of space to me Only useful for propping up other toys.

What about the Wilshere toy?

Best Toy in the World.
Better than the Limited Edition Paul Scholes toy

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

What about the Wilshere toy?

Best Toy in the World.
Better than the Limited Edition Paul Scholes toy

Scholes and limited.

Those words just seem to fit together, don't they?

The Scholes+ toy is the one that the boy down the road will stand out outside your house and shout at you for buying until you back down and tell him his Scholes original is better.

Good old Scholes+. This is years of entertainment coming up

Scholes is the PS2. Good in its day.

Scholes+ is the PS3. Modern, does more, and looks nicer.

It'd have to come in a plastic bag, because it's no good in the box.

Huuurrraaar

I really hope I'm still in contact with you guys in 5 years time so I can laugh when the boy wonder Wilshere drifts into the "good but not good enough" level like most English players.

Hey guys just here to say i will be giving up my post as i want to limit my time on here more and that i want to focus on other things more , hope everythings cool and its been fun maybe i will return one day.

Cheers for everything

Bull =)

I really hope I'm still in contact with you guys in 5 years time so I can laugh when the boy wonder Wilshere drifts into the "good but not good enough" level like most English players.

Dont be ridiculous Viva, he is destined to be better than Messi in, by my calculations based on Afro and several others ratings, exactly.......3 months, 5 days, 14 hours, 27 minutes & 49 seconds.

Sheesh, another one down.

Ok, all the best then Bull.

Guess we either start recruiting, or we re-structure the leagues.

TheBrahmaBull wrote:Hey guys just here to say i will be giving up my post as i can't handle the fact cherries has returned, i'm uber jealous of him and his massive schlong, hope everythings cool and its been fun maybe i will return one day.

Cheers for everything

Bull =)

Fixed, you fruit.

anyone find the irony that Bull has quit when for once he actually has a decent side

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I really hope I'm still in contact with you guys in 5 years time so I can laugh when the boy wonder Wilshere drifts into the "good but not good enough" level like most English players.

And I really hope I'm still in contact in 3 years time, when Wilshere is playing for Barca, carrying England and being nominated for Balloon Doors, and your still saying "But Scholes is the best of all time, Wilshere can't possibly be better coz he's only 23"

Who knows someone that wants to manage a pretend football team?

I guess we can advertise in the other leagues on here and see if anyone wants a slice of the action.

Could ask on the realistic league?

already done it

Nah got nothing to do with that nando lol just lost my love for it i guess, i may find it again in the future but for now its gone.

Sorry Zidane my mistake, Wilshere is the greatest.

Sodhat we need to recruit soon as.

And I really hope I'm still in contact in 3 years time, when Wilshere is playing for Barca, carrying England and being nominated for Balloon Doors, and your still saying "But Scholes is the best of all time, Wilshere can't possibly be better"

Why 3 years Afro? A player of Wilsheres quality should be nominated for next seasons. Carrying England yeah good joke, for aplayer to be able to carry England he has to be out of this world. Wilshere at Barca read this:

"Wilshere is a top player. He is an excellent player, not just Arsenal, but also for the national team. [But] he is lucky because we have many players in the second team like him but he plays because there is no pressure at his club to win titles."

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Sorry Zidane my mistake, Wilshere is the greatest.

Sodhat we need to recruit soon as.

And I really hope I'm still in contact in 3 years time, when Wilshere is playing for Barca, carrying England and being nominated for Balloon Doors, and your still saying "But Scholes is the best of all time, Wilshere can't possibly be better"

Why 3 years Afro? A player of Wilsheres quality should be nominated for next seasons. Carrying England yeah good joke, for aplayer to be able to carry England he has to be out of this world. Wilshere at Barca read this:

"Wilshere is a top player. He is an excellent player, not just Arsenal, but also for the national team. [But] he is lucky because we have many players in the second team like him but he plays because there is no pressure at his club to win titles."

Why should he be nominated next season. Scholes never was. Or are you comparing him to gerrard and Lampard now.

But I stand corrected by that quote

I should add, I'm saying it would take three years to get from Scholes' level to Balloon Door level.

All this 'I've lost my love of the fake manager game' nonsense is just bullcrap. You don't do it for the fame or glory, you do it for the banter, the jokes, and for ridiculing Zebs.

Tactics take 30mins, voting another 15mins, add on another 15mins for various bits and bobs. 1 hour per week, then it's all fun and freaky

I say re-structure the league, put us all in one big league

Who's going to be depressingly boring now Bull's left?

One big league wouldn't work, because it would be tactical voting.

I don't suppose it's easy to restructure, given the nature of assigned nations for teams.

If we can't fill the spaces, I wonder whether we can expand the cup format. It'd be like a big Champions League, play all your group twice and then a series of head to heads in the second stage to include the top 2 of each group in an elite 2nd group phase, and the bottom two in a not-so-elite phase. Thus crowning champs. We'd have to hand default wins to teams facing the two ghost teams we have now though.

its not bull crap Azzy im just no longer interested , i really wanted to keep going but the interest became minimal

Sodhat, I don't think tactical voting would happen. We're an honest bunch, mostly.

I think Azzy's point is that it's not "I've lost the love". It's "I'm bored of it"

Yeah, I only vote for Olly to lose everyweek

I would hold fire on worrying about restructuring.

Bull's team has been vacant for approximately half an hour so far

It's too late, I've panicked and hit the 'league destruct' button in Admin.

We have 40 minutes to replace Bull, or this place is gonna blow.

I wonder if we can get Nick_Fury back?

I think I follow him on Twitter.

Imagine an argument between him and ZZZ

I'll replace Bull

'I hate (the current topic)'

'Assassins Creed 3 is good'

It'd be like them looking into a mirror and seeing the same face, wouldn't it?

A very low mirror, you mean?

It has to one of those mini mirrors.

I think ZZZ is 6ft 5 though. That's like 3 Nick_Fury's

Zebra is a choc ice

Sorry but I don't get the I have no time either, this tajes an hour or two max. That's coming from the manager who is on the least.

Having said that I do seem to spend more time here than 6wf these days but that's due to other reasons as well.

Bull I genuinely don't see how you couldn't stay especially as we're down hero and twist anyways.

I'd be against a restructured league, just hand out defaults until vacancies are filled. New managers get a 10 million boost to bring in a player or two.

As far as hero goes can we just say that any stupidly negative feedback will result in the offending manager not receiving their bonus for that week?

Gregers wrote:Sorry but I don't get the I have no time either, this tajes an hour or two max. That's coming from the manager who is on the least.

Having said that I do seem to spend more time here than 6wf these days but that's due to other reasons as well.

Bull I genuinely don't see how you couldn't stay especially as we're down hero and twist anyways.

I'd be against a restructured league, just hand out defaults until vacancies are filled. New managers get a 10 million boost to bring in a player or two.

As far as hero goes can we just say that any stupidly negative feedback will result in the offending manager not receiving their bonus for that week?

For a minute I thought that said you were off too, Gregers
I was about to take this league out the back with a shotgun.

We will have to take defaults for a while.

Is it all to do with 6WF that people are leaving? Twist and Bull are involved over there, right? We can co-exist!

GSC wrote:Yeah, I only vote for Olly to lose everyweek

I would vote for you to lose everyweek also but I havent voted yet

peoplez is scared of mezand my awsomeness

It'd take more than that to get rid of me sod! I love this league.

6wf moving to a new forum has probably effected things. In my opinion I really do not get why it moved.

Olly, both midfielders interest me. What are you looking for (can't be Spanish)

To be fair I think TwisT's interest was going and 6wf moving site may have just pushed him over the edge.

Gregers ideally an attacking midfielder or a centre half or a centre forward

Tantrum over

I'm back.

That's what we need Gregers, committed people, who can also understand Cherries' typing.

We will persevere with the league regardless. We still have 14 managers so we'll be fine.