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Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:48 am
First topic message reminder :
Our man Nathan has his new opponent, so it seems.
American Shawn Hawk has stepped into the breach following the withdrawal of Clev's last opponent.
I don't know anything about this Hawk chap but I can only imagine the stick coming Nathan's way now.
Is it wise to keep ticking over or is this just another phony fight for Cleverly? How many more chances does he get before he fights someone we all know?
Thoughts? Or any amusing bird puns will do.
Our man Nathan has his new opponent, so it seems.
American Shawn Hawk has stepped into the breach following the withdrawal of Clev's last opponent.
I don't know anything about this Hawk chap but I can only imagine the stick coming Nathan's way now.
Is it wise to keep ticking over or is this just another phony fight for Cleverly? How many more chances does he get before he fights someone we all know?
Thoughts? Or any amusing bird puns will do.
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- http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/boxing/20202795
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by Union Cane Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:13 pm
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill withers.
Put him in the microwave until his bill withers.
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:16 pm
How do you catch a unique bird?
Unique up on it.
Unique up on it.
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by seanmichaels Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:19 pm
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:How do you catch a unique bird?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame bird?
The tame way, unique up on it.
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by two_tone Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:21 pm
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would Caesar
Because she was afraid someone would Caesar
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:26 pm
How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
With its sparrowchute
With its sparrowchute
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by seanmichaels Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:27 pm
why do budgies always win?
Because they like to suckseed........
Because they like to suckseed........
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:28 pm
What kind of math do birds like?
Owlgebra
Owlgebra
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by TopHat24/7 Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:34 pm
Are you lot googling this rubbish or just this lame???!
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by Union Cane Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:37 pm
Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
To get to the same side.
To get to the same side.
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by two_tone Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:38 pm
TopHat24/7 wrote:Are you lot googling this rubbish or just this lame???!
Who ruffled your feathers?
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by TopHat24/7 Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:39 pm
two_tone wrote:TopHat24/7 wrote:Are you lot googling this rubbish or just this lame???!
Who ruffled your feathers?
Lol
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by two_tone Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:43 pm
TopHat24/7 wrote:two_tone wrote:TopHat24/7 wrote:Are you lot googling this rubbish or just this lame???!
Who ruffled your feathers?
You should learn to be more chirpy.
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by seanmichaels Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:43 pm
What's the difference between a bird and a fridge?
You can put your meat in the fridge and it won't follow you around for the next 6 months.....
You can put your meat in the fridge and it won't follow you around for the next 6 months.....
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:45 pm
TopHat24/7 wrote:
Please stop using Lol, TopHat. It is not really befitting for a 6 foot 5, 20 stone behemoth who is slightly to the right of Genghis Khan.
When should you buy a bird?
When it’s going cheep.
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by eddyfightfan Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:51 pm
ive just checked hawks records and seen he is coming off a wide UD loss (119-108 twice and 118-108) from a guy only 8-0-0, this is incredible that it warrents a wbo world title in his next fight.
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by Il Gialloblu Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:53 pm
eddyfightfan wrote:ive just checked hawks records and seen he is coming off a wide UD loss (119-108 twice and 118-108) from a guy only 8-0-0, this is incredible that it warrents a wbo world title in his next fight.
Don't take this off-topic.
Cheers.
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by TopHat24/7 Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:10 pm
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:TopHat24/7 wrote:
Please stop using Lol, TopHat. It is not really befitting for a 6 foot 5, 20 stone behemoth who is slightly to the right of Genghis Khan.
The irony is, that comment actually made me 'LOL'. Lol.
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by Sir. badgerhands Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:11 pm
Why can't you get painkillers in the jungle?
Because the parrots-eat-em-all!!
Because the parrots-eat-em-all!!
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by seanmichaels Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:22 pm
what's the difference between a pigeon and Evander Holyfield?
a pigeon can still put a deposit on a caravan.
a pigeon can still put a deposit on a caravan.
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by two_tone Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:33 pm
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Neither, the rooster
Neither, the rooster
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by ShahenshahG Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:23 pm
Presumably young Shawn is going to pay royalties to heron pryor?
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by Super D Boon Tue Nov 06, 2012 5:54 pm
Shah we've already done Heron. I suppose toucan play at that game though. :-)
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by Hibbz Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:56 pm
Union Cane wrote:two_tone wrote:Fowl that you used my joke, Union.
Many a-pollo-gies mate.
I think you'll find I used Emu first with my emune to criticism line.
Copy me again and they'll be Hull to pay.
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by Hibbz Tue Nov 06, 2012 7:57 pm
Il Gialloblu wrote:Hibbz wrote:Il Gialloblu wrote:Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I hope Nathan is taking this seriously. Professional boxing is not just a hobby after all.
He does take boxing seriously.
He relaxes by playing a miniature football game that involves the flicking of little men.
Not sure where the bird is in your one Il Gialloblu but it all sounds a bit jay.
It did sound a bit jay, but it wasn't meant to. See picture:
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by EdWoodjr Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:09 pm
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I hope Nathan is taking this seriously. Professional boxing is not just a hobby after all.
Someone ought to tell that to Freddie Flintoff.
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by spencerclarke Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:50 pm
Union you have been watching the big bang theory. Classic Sheldon. Bazinga!
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by Il Gialloblu Wed Nov 07, 2012 4:44 am
Anyone know what music he'll use for his ring walk? I hope it'll be something orchestral.
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by bhb001 Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:11 am
Il Gialloblu wrote:Anyone know what music he'll use for his ring walk? I hope it'll be something orchestral.
The birdie song?
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by TopHat24/7 Wed Nov 07, 2012 9:55 am
Super D Boon wrote:Shah we've already done Heron. I suppose toucan play at that game though. :-)
N I've already done toucan.......... :P
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Re: Cleverly v a bird of prey.
by seanmichaels Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:59 am
see cleverly's been hanging out with the celebs
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/wales/20234709
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/wales/20234709
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