Cleverly v a bird of prey.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 05 Nov 2012, 8:48 am

First topic message reminder :

Our man Nathan has his new opponent, so it seems.

American Shawn Hawk has stepped into the breach following the withdrawal of Clev's last opponent.

I don't know anything about this Hawk chap but I can only imagine the stick coming Nathan's way now.

Is it wise to keep ticking over or is this just another phony fight for Cleverly? How many more chances does he get before he fights someone we all know?

Thoughts? Or any amusing bird puns will do.

Spoiler:

by coxy0001 Mon 05 Nov 2012, 2:32 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I think it is a stepping stone prior to Warren pidgeon for bigger fights.

Oh dear.... Bite your tongue, bite it now....

by **seanmichaels** Mon 05 Nov 2012, 2:36 pm

That was my best yet.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 05 Nov 2012, 2:39 pm

seanmichaels wrote:That was my best yet.

Makes a change from you ripping off Union's puns.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 05 Nov 2012, 2:45 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:That was my best yet.

Makes a change from you ripping off Union's puns.

Who rattled your cage?

Watched strictly last night for the first time ever. Do they always clap over people's songs. Poor Bocelli, he probably thought he was tearing up Nessum Dorma.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 05 Nov 2012, 2:50 pm

Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:If Hawk wins on home soil I'm sure there will be Raptor-ous applause.

Very good Sean, I wish I'd thought of that one.

Apologies, I have just read back through the article and realised my unintentional plagiarism.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 05 Nov 2012, 2:54 pm

seanmichaels wrote:

Watched strictly last night for the first time ever.

Yeah, of course it was. All those posts on Huw's infamous SCD thread were by someone else then?

What do you think of Louis Smith. Those hips don't lie.

by Hibbz Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:04 pm

If Nathan gives Hawk the bums thrush early doors he should be emune from any criticism.

by two_tone Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:12 pm

Warren must seagull-ible fans buying into this fight

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:13 pm

Right I've had enough now. I am insiskin that we stop this nonsense.

by Super D Boon Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:17 pm

Most people don't give a shag about this fight

by **seanmichaels** Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:20 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:

Watched strictly last night for the first time ever.

What do you think of Louis Smith. Those hips don't lie.

Is he the gymnast chap? Looks like a puffin if you ask me.

by TopHat24/7 Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:24 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Right I've had enough now. I am insiskin that we stop this nonsense.

Siskin, wowzers, very good bird pun! Never had you down for ornithology Tino....

by TopHat24/7 Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:26 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:

Watched strictly last night for the first time ever.

What do you think of Louis Smith. Those hips don't lie.

Is he the gymnast chap? Looks like a puffin if you ask me.

Give up on these puns SM, give someone else a Tern.....

by Hibbz Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:28 pm

Certainly a bit of an Oddie opponent to choose.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:29 pm

TopHat24/7 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Right I've had enough now. I am insiskin that we stop this nonsense.

Siskin, wowzers, very good bird pun! Never had you down for ornithology Tino....

On the contrary, TopHat. I love a bit of bird watching.

What are you brambling on about.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:30 pm

Hibbz wrote:Certainly a bit of an Oddie opponent to choose.

Cleverly sure does Packham in.

by two_tone Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:31 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
TopHat24/7 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Right I've had enough now. I am insiskin that we stop this nonsense.

Siskin, wowzers, very good bird pun! Never had you down for ornithology Tino....

On the contrary, TopHat. I love a bit of bird watching.

What are you brambling on about.

You're such a boobie sometimes.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:34 pm

TopHat24/7 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:

Watched strictly last night for the first time ever.

What do you think of Louis Smith. Those hips don't lie.

Is he the gymnast chap? Looks like a puffin if you ask me.

Give up on these puns SM, give someone else a Tern.....

Alright, keep your Heron.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:35 pm

two_tone wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
TopHat24/7 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Right I've had enough now. I am insiskin that we stop this nonsense.

Siskin, wowzers, very good bird pun! Never had you down for ornithology Tino....

On the contrary, TopHat. I love a bit of bird watching.

What are you brambling on about.

You're such a boobie sometimes.

Don't have a snipe at me, two_tone.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:35 pm

Ah, do you think Cleverly will shave or continue to fight with Heron his chin?

by TopHat24/7 Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:37 pm

two_tone wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
TopHat24/7 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Right I've had enough now. I am insiskin that we stop this nonsense.

Siskin, wowzers, very good bird pun! Never had you down for ornithology Tino....

On the contrary, TopHat. I love a bit of bird watching.

What are you brambling on about.

You're such a boobie sometimes.

Or a t!t even, or a coq.

See, toucan play at that game....

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:38 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Ah, do you think Cleverly will shave or continue to fight with Heron his chin?

You're a real coot sometimes.

by two_tone Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:39 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
two_tone wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
TopHat24/7 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Right I've had enough now. I am insiskin that we stop this nonsense.

Siskin, wowzers, very good bird pun! Never had you down for ornithology Tino....

On the contrary, TopHat. I love a bit of bird watching.

What are you brambling on about.

You're such a boobie sometimes.

Don't have a snipe at me, two_tone.

Sorry I thought you would be moorhen capable of dealing with a joke Tina.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:42 pm

two_tone wrote:

Sorry I thought you would be moorhen capable of dealing with a joke Tina.

You're right mate. I dunnock what I was thinking about.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:44 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
two_tone wrote:

Sorry I thought you would be moorhen capable of dealing with a joke Tina.

You're right mate. I dunnock what I was thinking about.

Tina has never been able to take a yolk........ Whistle

by Hibbz Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:45 pm

Mallards, ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the ring Nathan Cleverly.............

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:50 pm

I can't believe he is fighting again so soon. Surely it can't be that ptarmigan.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 05 Nov 2012, 3:56 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:

Watched strictly last night for the first time ever.

Yeah, of course it was. All those posts on Huw's infamous SCD thread were by someone else then?

What do you think of Louis Smith. Those hips don't lie.

Looks like he's had a cockatoo

by two_tone Mon 05 Nov 2012, 4:07 pm

Clev should be Ostrich-ised if this goes ahead.

by Hibbz Mon 05 Nov 2012, 4:08 pm

Cleverly can't take it for granted he needs to be cassowary of his opponent.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 05 Nov 2012, 4:09 pm

two_tone wrote:Clev should be Ostrich-ised if this goes ahead.

Come on, he was a lte replacement. Let's not cet caraway here

by two_tone Mon 05 Nov 2012, 4:29 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
two_tone wrote:Clev should be Ostrich-ised if this goes ahead.

Come on, he was a lte replacement. Let's not cet caraway here

Emus-t not give a flying flock about his career.

by Super D Boon Mon 05 Nov 2012, 5:07 pm

If this fight goes ahead it's a-skein for trouble!

by Reborn-DeeMcK-Reborn Mon 05 Nov 2012, 5:12 pm

If he gets beat he is going to have to eat some humble (mag)pie

by Super D Boon Mon 05 Nov 2012, 5:14 pm

If Cleverly keeps on fighting these bums people are going to grouse on and on about it!

by Il Gialloblu Mon 05 Nov 2012, 5:17 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I hope Nathan is taking this seriously. Professional boxing is not just a hobby after all.

He does take boxing seriously.

He relaxes by playing a miniature football game that involves the flicking of little men.

by Reborn-DeeMcK-Reborn Mon 05 Nov 2012, 5:24 pm

Has Nathan heard that the bird, bird, bird, bird is the word?

by eddyfightfan Mon 05 Nov 2012, 6:32 pm

cleverlys just ducking anyone decent

by jimmy glitter pants Mon 05 Nov 2012, 7:44 pm

If this fight happens outside at this time of year Cleverly will be definitely getting blue T1ts and if he gets beat by Shawn Hawk hes goosed and will end up working in a turkey factory, he gets so depressed about the defeat and working in a turkey factory that the only words he can say is Gobble! Gobble!.

by Hibbz Mon 05 Nov 2012, 7:47 pm

Il Gialloblu wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I hope Nathan is taking this seriously. Professional boxing is not just a hobby after all.

He does take boxing seriously.

He relaxes by playing a miniature football game that involves the flicking of little men.

Not sure where the bird is in your one Il Gialloblu but it all sounds a bit jay.

by TRUSSMAN66 Mon 05 Nov 2012, 7:51 pm

A bird of prey tends to be lightning fast and deadly.....

Maybe in ten years Cleverly might see one of those...

Probably on his TV!!

by BallchinianMuffwig Mon 05 Nov 2012, 8:06 pm

Birds.

by Il Gialloblu Tue 06 Nov 2012, 9:49 am

Hibbz wrote:
Il Gialloblu wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I hope Nathan is taking this seriously. Professional boxing is not just a hobby after all.

He does take boxing seriously.

He relaxes by playing a miniature football game that involves the flicking of little men.

Not sure where the bird is in your one Il Gialloblu but it all sounds a bit jay.

It did sound a bit jay, but it wasn't meant to. See picture:

Spoiler:

by hogey Tue 06 Nov 2012, 10:26 am

Clev needs to Tern to a new promoter because a World Champion constantly fighting Turkeys like this is nothing to Crow about.

by Super D Boon Tue 06 Nov 2012, 12:40 pm

Clev has squawked on about BHop like he's a stork-er.

Willet ever happen? If he does fight him he'll egret it! Cool

by **Union Cane** Tue 06 Nov 2012, 12:54 pm

Emu'st realise that 'kingfishers Frank is holding his career back.

by two_tone Tue 06 Nov 2012, 1:20 pm

Union Cane wrote:Emu'st realise that 'kingfishers Frank is holding his career back.

Fowl that you used my joke, Union.

by Boxtthis Tue 06 Nov 2012, 1:31 pm

I wonder if Shawn Hawk could escape from that prison with the 50ft wall that ODLH and Floyd were stuck in?

by **Union Cane** Tue 06 Nov 2012, 1:34 pm

two_tone wrote:Fowl that you used my joke, Union.

Many a-pollo-gies mate.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 06 Nov 2012, 2:08 pm

Perhaps Clev has his eyes on Enzo if he gets passed Orville McKenzie?

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