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CUP TACTICS AND VOTES TO MARKY

Those who voted, and posted tactics can add £2.5m to their budgets.

Those who didn't do both of those things get £1m only.

The Fan Gilhaus 'Whooooo?' League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble Bradistan Glue Sniffers - Nadeem Bunga Bunga FC - Olly
Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

Table

VFL Fassbender - Bull

AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze


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the Cherries loves Neymar Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

Deportivo My Sharona - Marky

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures

Moleicester City - Fernando

Results

No Respek FC - Azzy

Table

Pass the Deutschie - Viva

FC Ich spreche kein Deutsch - Russell Elmo

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Who do I PM tactics to?

It's in the OP, as it is every week as you ask nearly every week.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:actually, does anyone want to write my tactics? Ill pay 500k

Make it £1m and I'll do some sick ones.

Hero wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Who do I PM tactics to?

It's in the OP, as it is every week as you ask nearly every week.

To Hero and Afro? I just want to be 100% sure.

My goash im sick of EA. such a poopie company. Fifa not working again, web app isnt working. I wouldnt be surprised if they end up on watchdog again.

500k for tactics offer is still open. Please apply in writing to me

I'll get my tactics in this afternoon.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:actually, does anyone want to write my tactics? Ill pay 500k

i can
Defence, tackle them
Midfield, kick the ball to other guys
Attcack, SHOOT IT!

DONE

More than that cherries. I was basicallt going to put that.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:My goash im sick of EA. such a poopie company. Fifa not working again, web app isnt working. I wouldnt be surprised if they end up on watchdog again.

500k for tactics offer is still open. Please apply in writing to me

FIFA IS DOGPOOP, the ended up making and ultimate team where my back line is clichy, walker, Richards and G Johnson lol

also i won a head to head match with an invisible ball

cherriesfan wrote:ans anyone got a big striekr for sale, by big i mean strength and hieght

Didier Drogba??

Zidane I'll do your tactics for £500k

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

cherriesfan wrote:ans anyone got a big striekr for sale, by big i mean strength and hieght

Didier Drogba??

nah how many has he got in the china league this year

cherriesfan wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

cherriesfan wrote:ans anyone got a big striekr for sale, by big i mean strength and hieght

Didier Drogba??

nah how many has he got in the china league this year

8 goals in 11 matches. Nobody can say Drogba can't outmuscle any defender or win the ball just because he is playing in China don't mean his powers have weakened. He is still gangsta.

heskey has 4in 5 in a stronger lesague, that is a higehr goals per game ratio meaning he is of now better than drogba

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:lol, Azzy, It doesnt matter what formation or player I play as my tactics will be ignored and made up to what the voters preferance is

That was ONE person, stop being a moron

I gave you a hiding in voting for the cup because you didn't do tactics. Every time you fail to do tactics, I'll make it an even bigger hiding. So you only have yourself to blame

Arguing over whether the Australian or Chinese league is better is like arguing over which type of dog poo you'd prefer to step in.

cherriesfan wrote:heskey has 4in 5 in a stronger lesague, that is a higehr goals per game ratio meaning he is of now better than drogba

It's not fair to compare Drogba to Heskey, Heskey is one of a kind.

My IT teacher in school was first cousins with Heskey, apprently his brothers were gangstas that used to wear balaclavas and be gangsta if it wasn't for Footballer Heskey may have followed that path. I doubt it, Heskey looks so sweet and gentle.

im actually considering starting the big man ss hell fit my system the best

8 goals in 11 matches. Nobody can say Drogba can't outmuscle any defender or win the ball just because he is playing in China don't mean his powers have weakened. He is still gangsta.

Is that why he gets shot down so much?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

cherriesfan wrote:heskey has 4in 5 in a stronger lesague, that is a higehr goals per game ratio meaning he is of now better than drogba

It's not fair to compare Drogba to Heskey, Heskey is one of a kind.

My IT teacher in school was first cousins with Heskey, apprently his brothers were gangstas that used to wear balaclavas and be gangsta if it wasn't for Footballer Heskey may have followed that path. I doubt it, Heskey looks so sweet and gentle.

\thats what he wants you to think

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

8 goals in 11 matches. Nobody can say Drogba can't outmuscle any defender or win the ball just because he is playing in China don't mean his powers have weakened. He is still gangsta.

Is that why he gets shot down so much?

Rule number 4 in the rap game "If I ain't got my gun I'm runnin'"

cherriesfan wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

cherriesfan wrote:heskey has 4in 5 in a stronger lesague, that is a higehr goals per game ratio meaning he is of now better than drogba

It's not fair to compare Drogba to Heskey, Heskey is one of a kind.

My IT teacher in school was first cousins with Heskey, apprently his brothers were gangstas that used to wear balaclavas and be gangsta if it wasn't for Footballer Heskey may have followed that path. I doubt it, Heskey looks so sweet and gentle.

\thats what he wants you to think

Cherries whats Heskey like in the bedroom?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

cherriesfan wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

cherriesfan wrote:heskey has 4in 5 in a stronger lesague, that is a higehr goals per game ratio meaning he is of now better than drogba

It's not fair to compare Drogba to Heskey, Heskey is one of a kind.

My IT teacher in school was first cousins with Heskey, apprently his brothers were gangstas that used to wear balaclavas and be gangsta if it wasn't for Footballer Heskey may have followed that path. I doubt it, Heskey looks so sweet and gentle.

\thats what he wants you to think

Cherries whats Heskey like in the bedroom?

Why do you want to know?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

cherriesfan wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

cherriesfan wrote:heskey has 4in 5 in a stronger lesague, that is a higehr goals per game ratio meaning he is of now better than drogba

It's not fair to compare Drogba to Heskey, Heskey is one of a kind.

My IT teacher in school was first cousins with Heskey, apprently his brothers were gangstas that used to wear balaclavas and be gangsta if it wasn't for Footballer Heskey may have followed that path. I doubt it, Heskey looks so sweet and gentle.

\thats what he wants you to think

Cherries whats Heskey like in the bedroom?

lets just say prepare to be "dominated"

Hero wrote:Why do you want to know?

Yeah Viva, why do you want to know

If he's anything like how he plays football, he'll work hard, but miss the target frequently.

Cherries, just play a ridiculous formation

maybe i migth just 6-3-1 anyone?

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

Hero wrote:Why do you want to know?

Yeah Viva, why do you want to know

Because Nick_Fury who stalks this website as a guest DM'd me on Twitter asking me to ask Cherries what Heskey is like in the bedroom. Azzy I was testing your love for me and you passed, I wanted to see if you would get angry which shows you still have feelings for me from the first day we met xxx

onlytreblewinners wrote:Cherries, just play a ridiculous formation

He could ask Hero for tips?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

Hero wrote:Why do you want to know?

Yeah Viva, why do you want to know

Because Nick_Fury who stalks this website as a guest DM'd me on Twitter asking me to ask Cherries what Heskey is like in the bedroom. Azzy I was testing your love for me and you passed, I wanted to see if you would get angry which shows you still have feelings for me from the first day we met xxx

We really need a bumming smiley for moments like this

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

Hero wrote:Why do you want to know?

Yeah Viva, why do you want to know

Because Nick_Fury who stalks this website as a guest DM'd me on Twitter asking me to ask Cherries what Heskey is like in the bedroom. Azzy I was testing your love for me and you passed, I wanted to see if you would get angry which shows you still have feelings for me from the first day we met xxx

We really need a bumming smiley for moments like this

It's Friday which means its SHEEEEEEEEEP DAY. We didn't have one last week.

I should be able to do one after about 3pm, I have a meeting at 2pm and if I get all work out of the way before that I have a clear two hours.

sodhat wrote:I should be able to do one after about 3pm, I have a meeting at 2pm and if I get all work out of the way before that I have a clear two hours.

But if anyone wants to run one before that I will take part!

No one can do it as good as you Soddy.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:No one can do it as good as you Soddy.

What about me?

Many, many, people do it better and faster. Trebs, Marky, even Cherries did one once.

Not to mention my special TwisT-themed SHEEP

onlytreblewinners wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:No one can do it as good as you Soddy.

What about me?

You are not a no one you are a some one. Comparing you to them is like comparing hamburgers to steak.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Not to mention my special TwisT-themed SHEEP

When it comes to special edition Sheep no one comes close to Azzy.

I could do a Viva-themed one for your Birthday

Have you seen there's some BBC 'comedy' about girls, and one of the characters is a girl called Viva?

GTA 5 has three chrachters that you control and they interlink in the game. I'd prefer if it was just the one you control.

The map is bigger then Read Dead Redemption, GTA 4 and San Andreas.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I could do a Viva-themed one for your Birthday

Have you seen there's some BBC 'comedy' about girls, and one of the characters is a girl called Viva?

May the 10th baby x

I haven't watched it but I did see the advert on BBC3.

Girl 1: Why are you smiling look at naked girls on your boyfriends phone.
Girl 2: Because they're all fatter then me.

I don't find that funny. BBC needs to find out what comedy is.

No predos from Zebs this week I take it?

BBC at present think that comedy is Citizen Khan & that Mrs Brown's Boys. Think that says it all.

Azzy I was testing your love for me and you passed, I wanted to see if you would get angry which shows you still have feelings for me from the first day we met xxx

#Bromance

The map is bigger then Read Dead Redemption, GTA 4 and San Andreas.

Just saw that on twitter. That game will take over my life, its going to be #Epic

Citizen Khan & that Mrs Brown's Boys

two of the most aweful programs on TV. This is why I have Netflix, when football isnt on or FIFA Servers are down (which is often) it provides me with quality viewing.

No predos from Zebs this week I take it?

Will be up in 10 mins

Which side would win?

Hero wrote:BBC at present think that comedy is Citizen Khan & that Mrs Brown's Boys. Think that says it all.

Did anyone ever see a show called The Crouches? Christ that was a steaming pile of elephant crap.

If it wasn't based on a black family it would have never made it to air - and it would never have got a second series. It should be on TV for merit, rather than to fill the quota.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

De Gea
Jones Ferdinand Evans Evra
Nani Scholes Cleverly Young
Van Persie Welbeck


Rooney Hernandez
Kagawa Anderson Carrick Valencia
Buttner Smalling Vidic Da Silva
Lindergard

Which side would win?

The De Gea team. Buttner is rubbish and Nani would destroy him, while Scholes would pass the ball sideways all day, Young would dive for free-kicks, and RVP would score all the goals.