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CUP TACTICS AND VOTES TO MARKY

Those who voted, and posted tactics can add £2.5m to their budgets.

Those who didn't do both of those things get £1m only.

The Fan Gilhaus 'Whooooo?' League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble Bradistan Glue Sniffers - Nadeem Bunga Bunga FC - Olly
Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

Table

VFL Fassbender - Bull

AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze


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Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

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FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

Deportivo My Sharona - Marky

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

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Moleicester City - Fernando

Results

No Respek FC - Azzy

Table

Pass the Deutschie - Viva

FC Ich spreche kein Deutsch - Russell Elmo

rather than to fill the quota.

Which is exactly what Citizen Khan.

No offence to anyone caucasian here. We have a white guy, quite old, in the office who thinks Citizen Khan is the funniest poop on TV now. He kept telling me to watch it, its funny ill laugh. So one day I was around when it was on, I watch 8 minutes before I turned off. I came to the conclusion he loves it because it fits his sterotype of what "Khan" should be.
I find it pathetic.

Quite a few of you backing West Ham to get the draw in Newcastle. Can't see it myself - the only time I remember us ever winning up there was when Ian Wright scored twice. We generally get beat, with the odd draw.

I can only see a defeat there.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

rather than to fill the quota.

Which is exactly what Citizen Khan.

No offence to anyone caucasian here. We have a white guy, quite old, in the office who thinks Citizen Khan is the funniest poop on TV now. He kept telling me to watch it, its funny ill laugh. So one day I was around when it was on, I watch 8 minutes before I turned off. I came to the conclusion he loves it because it fits his sterotype of what "Khan" should be.
I find it pathetic.

Please, we prefer to be called "honkies"

I haven't watched it, but then I know I don't need to. It's the same with anything produced by the BBC for BBC3 at the moment - it's all garbage. I'll watch C4s stuff, but the best comedies I see at the moment are either movies or old series' that I re-watch.

Worth pointing out that anyone signed today is NOT eligable for selection in this week's tactics.

Please, we prefer to be called "honkies"

Oh, ok SOrry HonkySod

I haven't watched it, but then I know I don't need to. It's the same with anything produced by the BBC for BBC3 at the moment - it's all garbage. I'll watch C4s stuff, but the best comedies I see at the moment are either movies or old series' that I re-watch.

All british comdies are poop.
I dont even watch anythign on C4. To be fair that because I download once aired in America but its only two shows. Homeland and New Girl (yes im a girl ha ha ha, I dont care, its actually funny).

A friend of mine loves New Girl like you wouldn't believe.

She loves it.

A friend of mine loves New Girl like you wouldn't believe.

Thats because its funny!

Do you also eat cookie dough ice cream in your PJs while watching it?

Not all British comedies are poop, some over the past have been amongst the best in the world.
IT Crowd, Peep Show, Inbetweeners, Black Books, Father Ted, Blackadder, The Book Group, Brass Eye, Couplings, Game On, Garth Merenghi's Dark Place, Spaced, Alan Partridge, League of Gentlemen, Mighty Boosh, Nightingales, The Office, Phoenix Nights, Max & Paddy, Red Dwarf, The Smoking Room.
When done well no-one makes comedy as good as us.

I think there has been such a lack of anything new that is good though. Whenever I want to see a good sitcom, the place to go is generally Dave, or 4oD.

The best one in recent times is Peep Show, I can't think of anything since.

There's Fresh Meat but it is essentially Inbetweeners at Uni.

sodhat wrote:Do you also eat cookie dough ice cream in your PJs while watching it?

I've been on a diet this past week, this Sunday I'm going to overdose on the fatty foods. Cookie Dough from Pizza Hut is one.

P.S Can you get a strawberry coffee from Starbucks?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:Do you also eat cookie dough ice cream in your PJs while watching it?

I've been on a diet this past week, this Sunday I'm going to overdose on the fatty foods. Cookie Dough from Pizza Hut is one.

P.S Can you get a strawberry coffee from Starbucks?

No, but you could get a frapuccino with strawberries and cream if I recall. It's effectively a milkshake/iced coffee.

I like the Frappuccinos, though Costa Coffee's version are nicer.

Do you also eat cookie dough ice cream in your PJs while watching it?

Only way to Soddy.

Hero, when I said all i just meant currently, sorry I should of made that clear.

Chelsea have made a £1.4m profit. First time since Abramovich took over in 2003.

I recommend the toffee nut latte though - that sh!t was delicious. Don't get a large though, because it's a bit sickly after a while.

Yeah there's a dirth of new comedies unfortunately, seems to have gone the way of trying to bring back ones that used to be good like Partridge, Red Dwarf etc rather than look to invent new ones.

Hero wrote:I like the Frappuccinos, though Costa Coffee's version are nicer.

I'm not ballsy enough to ask for a frappuccino in a store anymore. I used to have a girfriend with me so I could order it like it was for her, but now I'd look like a real jessie.

Peep Show was quality!

An 8th series is in production isn't it?

An 8th series is in production isn't it?

( on IMDB

AHHH hahahaha Yann Ban!!!

boom got my line-up sorted

kameni or given

Thats it, FIFA is getting traded next week for Black Ops 2

Spoiler:

Quality. My favourites, human toilet, fishing and rambo

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-20258433

Remember Michael Branch, Afro?

He was Francis Jeffers before Francis Jeffers was Francis Jeffers.

As promised, let's get this going:

1. Name a breakfast cereal
2. A kind of snake
3. A goalscorer in the weeks champions league games
4. A mobile phone operating system....
5. A UK-made sitcom
6. A member of legendary musical five-piece, Steps
7. A footballer on the shortlist for the Balloon Door
8. A daily newspaper in circulation in the UK

Y'all got an hour. 3:45pm cut off, no excuses.

Yeah, I saw that. He was never quite on the Franny Jeffers level. Jeffers was first choice alongside Kevin Campbell and was actually really good until he moved to Arsenal.

Michael Branch was always a bit average and never going to make it. Our strikers were fairly poor in those days, I think we had Brett Angell and Michael Madar as our first choices

What about Danny Cademateri? Another Everton youth legend!

And what happened to Danny Williamson? You guys broke him didn't you?

I have a book from 1997 with him in it. Got it signed by Julian Dicks, I might add.

He was only a legend because he scored against Liverpool. Those two being in our first team just about sums up the 1990's for us.

One of our best yougsters in those days was a guy called Billy Kenny. He looked like Rodney from Fools and Horses. The coke and drink found him and he was wasted, literally

Tactics sent to Hero and Afro

Will send sheep answers.

sodhat wrote:And what happened to Danny Williamson? You guys broke him didn't you?

I have a book from 1997 with him in it. Got it signed by Julian Dicks, I might add.

He was good for us, but carried too many injuries. I think in the end he went to Derby in the deal when we signed Craig Short

do i PM the answers

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/mar/07/1

There you go Afro, your boy Billy is number 1 on that list.

Yes, cherries

Got tickets for Villa V United tomorrow.

I gave you a hiding in voting for the cup because you didn't do tactics. Every time you fail to do tactics, I'll make it an even bigger hiding. So you only have yourself to blame

Only just noticed that. Azzy, your in my league so you dont vote on ym games

Got tickets for Villa V United tomorrow

Well they are on General Sale Viva

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

I gave you a hiding in voting for the cup because you didn't do tactics. Every time you fail to do tactics, I'll make it an even bigger hiding. So you only have yourself to blame

Only just noticed that. Azzy, your in my league so you dont vote on ym games

Got tickets for Villa V United tomorrow

Well they are on General Sale Viva

I didn't know that, friend got them and texted me if I wanted to go.

I didn't know that, friend got them and texted me if I wanted to go.

Fair enough. It's Villa Park, getting a ticket there is as sure as catching herpes off Cherris

Viva - sheep is on, questions are up the page a little.

who do i send tactys too

Send yours to Sodhat

Soddy sent some answers.

Now gonna do tactics #priorities

I can't reproduce those answers Olly...it will add far too much typing to doing results

sodhat wrote:Viva - sheep is on, questions are up the page a little.

I'll send them now thanks for telling me I didn't see them xxx

sodhat wrote:I can't reproduce those answers Olly...it will add far too much typing to doing results

If you don't add them in I will quit the league.

So what's the downside?

Soddy include my answers or else I will spam your PM box and stalk you. Don't think I won't do it. Why do you think PINEAPPLEHEAD left so quickly?