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CUP TACTICS AND VOTES TO MARKY

Those who voted, and posted tactics can add £2.5m to their budgets.

Those who didn't do both of those things get £1m only.

The Fan Gilhaus 'Whooooo?' League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble Bradistan Glue Sniffers - Nadeem Bunga Bunga FC - Olly
Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

Table

VFL Fassbender - Bull

AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze


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the Cherries loves Neymar Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

Deportivo My Sharona - Marky

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures

Moleicester City - Fernando

Results

No Respek FC - Azzy

Table

Pass the Deutschie - Viva

FC Ich spreche kein Deutsch - Russell Elmo

Olly wrote:Soddy include my answers or else I will spam your PM box and stalk you. Don't think I won't do it. Why do you think PINEAPPLEHEAD left so quickly?

PINEAPPLE ONLY LEFT CUZ I HAD SME NT SO KIND WURDS WID HIM IN DA PM. I HAD TO SHW HIM DAT VIVA RUNS BOSTON ND I WUD GIV HIM DA RUN IF I MESSED WID U GUYS. I TLD HIM I WUD MESS UP HEZ CREAM JUMNPER WID CRANBERRY VODKA.

U WIL NAVA C HIM AGAN ON DIZ FORUM.

SAFE YO HOMIE XXX

I wouldn't like to ponder too long on PINEAPPLEHEAD

I can reproduce the answers at the end, but if I'm having to add them in for all 8 rounds it adds to the writing, much easier to copy and paste them

sodhat wrote:I wouldn't like to ponder too long on PINEAPPLEHEAD

I can reproduce the answers at the end, but if I'm having to add them in for all 8 rounds it adds to the writing, much easier to copy and paste them

That's just poor running of the game Sodhat. All contestants answers should be treated equally. You are discriminating against my answers

Because he found you iliterate and diffcult to understand?

I will do answer shortly, lines are now closed.

Just sending an email then I'm on it.

BigFellasAfro wrote:Because he found you iliterate and diffcult to understand?

Whatever Jafro

nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah miles addison addison miles addison

We Want Results

1. Name a breakfast cereal

Cornflakes - 6
Hero
sodhat
Marky
Cherries
Viva
Azzy

Rice Krispies - 1
Afro

Weetabix - 1
Nando

Cumflakes - 1
Olly

Coco Pops - 1
ZZZ

I'm mashing my F5 button.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I'm mashing my F5 button.

Talking about mashing, that debate we had Afro about ready made potatoe mash or something like that Do you remember what it was over?

2. Name a type of snake

Cobra - 5
Hero
sodhat
Marky
ZZZ
cherries

Python - 3
Afro
Marky
Azzy

Anaconda - 1
Nando

Jimmy Wang Yang - 1
Olly

Scores after 2:

Hero 11
Viva 11
Afro 4
cherries 11
sodhat 11
Nando 2
Marky 9
Olly 2
ZZZ 6
Azzy 9

I don't remember it

Who ever comes below Cherries has to suck him off.

Cherries aint had a wash since he last left the league.

Tactics sent Soddy

3. Name a goalscorer in the CL in midweek

RVP - 8
Hero
Afro
sodhat
cherries
Viva
ZZZ
Azzy
Nando

Messi - 1
Marky

Mitt Romney - 1
Olly

Scores after 3:

Hero 19
Viva 19
Afro 12
cherries 19
sodhat 19
Nando 10
Marky 10
Olly 3
ZZZ 14
Azzy 17

4. Name a mobile phone operating system

Android - 5
Afro
sodhat
Marky
Viva
Azzy

iOS - 1
Hero

Nokia - 1
cherries

o2 - 1
Nando

7down - 1
Olly

Jelly Bean - 1
ZZZ

Scores after 4:

Hero 20
Viva 24
Afro 17
cherries 20
sodhat 24
Nando 11
Marky 15
Olly 4
ZZZ 15
Azzy 22

Soddy that was my best answer but you took out the funny part

It looks like he's taken out all the funny parts so far

5. Name a UK-made sitcom

Only Fools and Horses - 3
Afro
Hero
Viva

Teletubbies - 1
cherries

The Office - 1
sodhat

Not Going Out - 1
Nando

The Inbetweeners - 1
Marky

Being Liverpool - 1
Olly

Peep Show - 1
ZZZ

Phoneshop - 1
Azzy

Scores after 5:

Hero 23
Viva 27
Afro 20
cherries 21
sodhat 25
Nando 12
Marky 16
Olly 5
ZZZ 16
Azzy 23

H - 7
Hero
Azzy
Afro
sodhat
Nando
Marky
ZZZ

Claire - 1
Viva

Tina Turner - 1
cherries

Grant Holt - 1
Olly

Scores after 6:

Hero 30
Viva 28
Afro 27
cherries 22
sodhat 32
Nando 19
Marky 23
Olly 6
ZZZ 23
Azzy 30

Some great answers Cherries

7. Someone nominated for the Balloon Door

Messi - 8
Afro
Viva
Azzy
Marky
ZZZ
cherries
Hero
sodhat

Iniesta - 1
Nando

Aaron Wilbraham - 1
Olly

Scores after 7:

Hero 38
Viva 36
Afro 35
cherries 30
sodhat 40
Nando 20
Marky 31
Olly 7
ZZZ 31
Azzy 38

8. Name a newspaper in circulation in the UK

The Sun - 8
Hero
Viva
Afro
sodhat
cherries
ZZZ
Nando
Marky


Nuts - 1
Olly

Daily Star - 1
Azzy

Damn the Fandroids!
I knew that'd be the right answer but refused to do it

And the final scores are:

1. sodhat 48
2. Hero 46
3. Viva 44
4. Afro 43
5. Marky 39
5. ZZZ 39
5. Azzy 39
8. cherry 38
9. Nando 28
10. Olly 8

So Soddy won his own game

Lemmings is better

My answers are posted in the admin section for Hero, Afro to verify there was no foul play

Well done Sodhat and thank you for inventing this game. xxxx

I'm off have a good weekend all. COME ON UNITED!!!

I tell you what I will do a game of Lemmings on Tuesday. I will set up the questions in the morning and do the results when I get home from school

Have a good weekend Viva

See you Viva, enjoy the United game.

(I didn't invent the game, but I did pinch it)

How does Lemmings work?

Jelly Bean - 1
ZZZ

Jelly Bean is Android !!!!!!

I should be on 45

For the purposes of the game, Jelly Bean is Jelly Bean

BigFellasAfro wrote:How does Lemmings work?

I set 8 questions and you have to get an answer that gets the fewest points. It is like Sheep but the person with the lowest points win.

EG. Q: Name me a Prem Side. In sheep u would say a Utd but in Lemmings you would maybe say a Stoke to try and get less points. But obviously I will do questions with limited answers

Incorrect answers get 10 points

Olly wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:How does Lemmings work?

I set 8 questions and you have to get an answer that gets the fewest points. It is like Sheep but the person with the lowest points win.

EG. Q: Name me a Prem Side. In sheep u would say a Utd but in Lemmings you would maybe say a Stoke to try and get less points. But obviously I will do questions with limited answers

Incorrect answers get 10 points

So it's like Pointless that the answer has to be correct?

That's correct Afro.

Lemmings is to Pointless what Sheep is to Family Fortunes.

Lemmings is boring, I won't be playing

Day from hell today, all I want to do is go home, cuddle Viva, and fall asleep on the sofa

Also, players for sale at FC No Respek:

Simon Kjaer - £6m
Erik Pieters - £4.5m
Bruno Soriano - £7m
Paul Pogba - £7m
Gylfi Sigurdsson - £9m
David Villa - £30m or a good p/ex including at least £15m cash

xxx

Can someone confirm who I've got this week please...?



I'm just kidding

Russell.

This week, you've got...




















AIDS

Tactics sent.

Feeling really ill so I'm probably going back to bed xx

Forgot i had to do tactics! Best do it soon before i forget again.

Tactics in

Good Luck Elmo

Want to see something that makes Ollys worship of a terrible football player seem tame?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/sad-bronies-make-themselves-photoshopped-pony-girl

What you don't realize is that Olly has photoshopped a picture of Holt on his knees celebrating with Olly standing infront of him with his dong out

Source: Olly's Twitter

Fernando wrote:Tactics in

Good Luck Elmo

what I'm playing you?!!

I'm just kidding good luck to you too

Good old Fifa Ultimate Team.

Fifa Ultimate Team wrote:You have purchased Falcao for 38,500

My six strikers; Falcao, Cavani, Higuain, Eto'o, Soldado, Huntelaar.

UT got boring.