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Those who didn't do both of those things get £1m only.

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GSC wrote:Any more tactics for cherries division?

I have them all, but on my phone. Will stick them up in the morning when I log on with the laptop

Hero wrote:But it has Scholes in it!

Not thought of bringing in Jack Wilshire?

Nah, Paul Scholes+ is too expensive.

Why is there an international round of games in midweek?

Not withstanding that I can't stand international breaks to begin with.

Fernando wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:TSJ, please do that. Then Bull can get on with his busy life

leave him alone fifabiatch no.2

Didn't Bull say he was leaving because he had better things to do with his time?

Sorry chaps, I can't do that. Thank goodness I left when I did, otherwise I would have gone into meltdown!!

That doesn't even make any sense

Sold Valbuena, Caceres and added £4m and Henry for Villa.

Can't help but feel i've overspent! But Villa and Jovetic, AKA two Star Players, can't be too bad.

"Sorry chaps, I can't do that."

The author is expressing his regret at being unable to return to the 606v2 Euro Division. The word "Sorry" is key in showing his deep regret.

"Thank goodness I left when I did"

Here, the author is referring to when he left his post as a manager a few months ago.

"otherwise I would have gone into meltdown!!"

Finally, the author refers to having so much on his plate that the added stress and arduous effort of being a manager would have sent him into "meltdown", which means that he might have gone crazy.

B in Higher English

The Special Juan wrote:"Sorry chaps, I can't do that."

The author is expressing his regret at being unable to return to the 606v2 Euro Division. The word "Sorry" is key in showing his deep regret.

"Thank goodness I left when I did"

Here, the author is referring to when he left his post as a manager a few months ago.

"otherwise I would have gone into meltdown!!"

Finally, the author refers to having so much on his plate that the added stress and arduous effort of being a manager would have sent him into "meltdown", which means that he might have gone crazy.

B in Higher English

I'm amazed you got a B with thatc ryptic nonsense. If you'd only said that in the first place I'd have given you an A*

Next week: Norwich City vs Manchester United. 5:30pm kick off, ESPN.

Michael Turner vs RVP, Alexander Tettey vs Paul Scholes, Anthony Pilkington vs Rafael, Grant Holt vs Rio Ferdinand.

It's a no contest on paper, THE CANARIES TO WIN!

0-5 it is.

Looking to offload a couple of players for cash

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

The Special Juan wrote:"Sorry chaps, I can't do that."

The author is expressing his regret at being unable to return to the 606v2 Euro Division. The word "Sorry" is key in showing his deep regret.

"Thank goodness I left when I did"

Here, the author is referring to when he left his post as a manager a few months ago.

"otherwise I would have gone into meltdown!!"

Finally, the author refers to having so much on his plate that the added stress and arduous effort of being a manager would have sent him into "meltdown", which means that he might have gone crazy.

B in Higher English

I'm amazed you got a B with that cryptic nonsense. If you'd only said that in the first place I'd have given you an A*

Kolarov is a very good player, but whenever I see him I can't help but think he is a gigantic cheb end.

Votes sent to Hero/Afro

Votes sent

I hate City. And West Ham. And Spurs. And Newcastle. And Chelsea. And Liverpool. What a crud day for football.

Another goal for Kev Nolan today

Just need Soddy to stop injuring him and I can use him effectively!

Berbatov with 2 yesterday

Saviola scored for Malaga I think.

It's a shame Nolan does nothing else but score goals.

Oh apart from two footed lunges

Yeah but if you play for West Ham as a midfielder, you're either near the targetman or defending the back 4. No play goes through the middle.

Very good point. Even sod, a hammer says he doesn't bring much else. He's like a poor mans Tim Cahill

BigFellasAfro wrote:Very good point. Even sod, a hammer says he doesn't bring much else. He's like a poor mans Tim Cahill

No, he's like a homeless man's Tim Cahill. He's fat, has an appalling attitude, is a dirty fouler, yet scores goals. I hate him.

Hi guys.

Nando you ever say anything to Azzy again and ill do you.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Hi guys.

Nando you ever say anything to Azzy again and ill do you.

ooo er

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Hi guys.

Nando you ever say anything to Azzy again and ill do you.

I'm going to say something to Azzy now

onlytreblewinners wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Hi guys.

Nando you ever say anything to Azzy again and ill do you.

I'm going to say something to Azzy now

Don't make me pick sides Mighty.

I seen that pic you were tagged on Facebook, what a beautiful young man

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

onlytreblewinners wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Hi guys.

Nando you ever say anything to Azzy again and ill do you.

I'm going to say something to Azzy now

Don't make me pick sides Mighty.

I seen that pic you were tagged on Facebook, what a beautiful young man

There'll be more pics this winter mate

Olly wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Hi guys.

Nando you ever say anything to Azzy again and ill do you.

ooo er

There's not enough beds at the NHS as it is don't become another Viva casualty causing more problems to the health service.

onlytreblewinners wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

onlytreblewinners wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Hi guys.

Nando you ever say anything to Azzy again and ill do you.

I'm going to say something to Azzy now

Don't make me pick sides Mighty.

I seen that pic you were tagged on Facebook, what a beautiful young man

There'll be more pics this winter mate

You doing modelling or something?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

onlytreblewinners wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

onlytreblewinners wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Hi guys.

Nando you ever say anything to Azzy again and ill do you.

I'm going to say something to Azzy now

Don't make me pick sides Mighty.

I seen that pic you were tagged on Facebook, what a beautiful young man

There'll be more pics this winter mate

You doing modelling or something?

Yeah I am, mate's a pretty serious photographer and I've done modelling for years. Somewhere on the internet there's loads of pics of me

He's doing a Fifty Shades of Trebs calendar just for you Viva

Don't spoil the surprise

The pictures pretty good but it's you what makes it amazing.

Seriously that's brilliant, hope you do well.

Tbf, anybody that thinks Paul Scholes is close to the level of Paul Scholes+ probably has severe mental issues

BigFellasAfro wrote:He's doing a Fifty Shades of Trebs calendar just for you Viva

Yaaay. It's not wrong that his only 19 and I'm 24?

GSC wrote:Tbf, anybody that thinks Paul Scholes is close to the level of Paul Scholes+ probably has severe mental issues

I guess you didn't see that world class pass by Scholes yesterday, that little Chav couldn't even dream of thinking of making the pass let alone executing it.

Scholes is the best ever and I thank my parents that they made me at the right time so I can see the greatest midfielder of all time. Scholes > Life plus £50 trillion

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:He's doing a Fifty Shades of Trebs calendar just for you Viva

Yaaay. It's not wrong that his only 19 and I'm 24?

I'm 20, not 24

onlytreblewinners wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:He's doing a Fifty Shades of Trebs calendar just for you Viva

Yaaay. It's not wrong that his only 19 and I'm 24?

I'm 20, not 24

Great.

Afro being the oldest here and being very knowledgable have you heard of a song that goes like this "When I grow up I wish to be in the army" something like that. Some guy was singing it at me today.

I can't even remember what Nando said...xx

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I can't even remember what Nando said...xx

I do an I never forget. Nando better sleep with one eye open.

Fernando wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:TSJ, please do that. Then Bull can get on with his busy life

leave him alone fifabiatch no.2

Haha, I ignored that, he's hardly in a position to call someone else a biatch eh? xx

His 6'4 thats two and a half Nick_Furys put together I think you'll have to take him on Azzy.

With you in my corner I'd take on both Klitschko's at the same time. Then when I beat them, beat Paula Radcliffe in a marathon. Then after a quick rub down, out-row Steve Redgrave across the Channel, then beat Wiggo in the tour de France. All before breakfast.

That's my Azzy. Xx

Morning

Great results for Man United. Chicharito making the difference. What a player!
Someone will snap him up soon as the TP limit is up there.

Marky, how did you get Villa!!! You have a great strike force now. Fair play.
Azzy, what you doing selling Villa!! I would of bid had I knew you would consider his sale.

Right, Trebs/Cherries match tactics are now up, so please go and vote on that one to those who have already got other votes in. I think it's only Russ to be fair.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:Very good point. Even sod, a hammer says he doesn't bring much else. He's like a poor mans Tim Cahill

No, he's like a homeless man's Tim Cahill. He's fat, has an appalling attitude, is a dirty fouler, yet scores goals. I hate him.

Stop sitting on the fence Azzy!

He's only in our team because he scores. That's all he does; our other midfielders do a great job of making him look better because they do the hard work and he just stands near the big man and feeds on scraps.

Personally I prefer Collison over him, but he is comfortably our top scorer, so I musn't complain about him too much.