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Morning Zebs

No players signed on Fridays can play in matches, league or otherwise.

Huh, I though they could NOT play in the match if signed on a friday.

There was a big fuss in London for the premiere of that shower. I must say Kristen Stewart is extremely attractive though.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Morning Zebs

No players signed on Fridays can play in matches, league or otherwise.

Huh, I though they could NOT play in the match if signed on a friday.

I think that is what he means, as in "No players who are signed on a Friday".

Either way, no they cannot

Hero wrote:Have you ever met him Viva?

I've seen him in matches but never had a 1 to 1, being the type of guy he is i doubt he would.

I've met Paul Scholes. It is not a great surprise, but he is a genuinely very, very nice bloke, albeit a bit quiet.

Yeah, that is exactly what I wrote Afro

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Viva, isnt your film out today?

Twiglight motherlovers

Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Watching it three times in a row

BigFellasAfro wrote:I've met Paul Scholes. It is not a great surprise, but he is a genuinely very, very nice bloke, albeit a bit quiet.

How where what did he say did you mention me

I met Scholes at a Sealife centre and we shared a tender moment where we both stroked a manta ray at the same time.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Yeah, that is exactly what I wrote Afro

Took me a while to work out why Zizou was questioning it. I think he added his own grammar.


"No!! Player who are signed on Fridays can play..."

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Viva, isnt your film out today?

Twiglight motherlovers

Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Watching it three times in a row

Either you're being totally mugged off, or you're in for a huge treat after that.

I met John Ebbrell, Gary Ablett and Robert Warzchyka (however you spell it!) at an Everton soccer training camp back in 91 I think? I won the penalty shootout and got tickets to Everton vs Luton

I've met Paul Scholes. It is not a great surprise, but he is a genuinely very, very nice bloke, albeit a bit quiet.

Did you tell him Wilshere was better than him?

Ive met Scholes & Becks, at the time neither of them were stars though. This was back when they were up and coming in the youth team. Uncle took me on a Old Traffod tour and we got to met two "up and coming youngsters"

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

I've met Paul Scholes. It is not a great surprise, but he is a genuinely very, very nice bloke, albeit a bit quiet.

Did you tell him Wilshere was better than him?

Ive met Scholes & Becks, at the time neither of them were stars though. This was back when they were up and coming in the youth team. Uncle took me on a Old Traffod tour and we got to met two "up and coming youngsters"

No, but he told me Wilshere was better than him.


I think given how long a go it was, he wouldn't have known who 13 year old Jack Wilshere was

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I met John Ebbrell, Gary Ablett and Robert Warzchyka (however you spell it!) at an Everton soccer training camp back in 91 I think? I won the penalty shootout and got tickets to Everton vs Luton

Just call him Bob the Pole

I met Scholes at a Sealife centre and we shared a tender moment where we both stroked a manta ray at the same time.

Hahaha.

Oh well. Im going to sign my the players anyway

We got the preziction league this week ZZZZZ?

I'll try and do some sheep shortly, providing there are people about.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:I've met Paul Scholes. It is not a great surprise, but he is a genuinely very, very nice bloke, albeit a bit quiet.

How where what did he say did you mention me

Corporate event, at Old Trafford, about 7 or 8 years ago. We talked about football for around 10 minutes, I told him he needed to join Everton to really make it big, he laughed like I wasn't being serious.

I didn't know you, so no you weren't mentioned. Although he did mention about some insane, obsessed stalker, so maybe you were?

Sheep, get it going Soddy

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Viva, isnt your film out today?

Twiglight motherlovers

Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Watching it three times in a row

Either you're being totally mugged off, or you're in for a huge treat after that.

Hope so, I'm following Afros advice on this if it fails I'll blame him.

Yo, why does the The Azzrentice get to become a Sticky on the main page but the Preziction League doesnt! It was here first and therefore has more reason to be!

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:I've met Paul Scholes. It is not a great surprise, but he is a genuinely very, very nice bloke, albeit a bit quiet.

How where what did he say did you mention me

Corporate event, at Old Trafford, about 7 or 8 years ago. We talked about football for around 10 minutes, I told him he needed to join Everton to really make it big, he laughed like I wasn't being serious.

I didn't know you, so no you weren't mentioned. Although he did mention about some insane, obsessed stalker, so maybe you were?

Scholes would never say that about me. I wish I could meet him one day. I'd hug him.

The preziction league is only ever going to be one post.

The Azzrentice is going to have loads of different posts, so this keeps them together and out of the way

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Viva, isnt your film out today?

Twiglight motherlovers

Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Watching it three times in a row

Either you're being totally mugged off, or you're in for a huge treat after that.

Hope so, I'm following Afros advice on this if it fails I'll blame him.

If I went with my Mrs to watch Twilight 3 nights running, she'd tell me to man up.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:I've met Paul Scholes. It is not a great surprise, but he is a genuinely very, very nice bloke, albeit a bit quiet.

How where what did he say did you mention me

Corporate event, at Old Trafford, about 7 or 8 years ago. We talked about football for around 10 minutes, I told him he needed to join Everton to really make it big, he laughed like I wasn't being serious.

I didn't know you, so no you weren't mentioned. Although he did mention about some insane, obsessed stalker, so maybe you were?

Scholes would never say that about me. I wish I could meet him one day. I'd hug him.

Something tells me he wouldn't be too receptive to that.

Hero wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Viva, isnt your film out today?

Twiglight motherlovers

Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Watching it three times in a row

Either you're being totally mugged off, or you're in for a huge treat after that.

Hope so, I'm following Afros advice on this if it fails I'll blame him.

If I went with my Mrs to watch Twilight 3 nights running, she'd tell me to man up.

Don't even make me murk you Hero, I love you but I know that you're under the thumb.

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:I've met Paul Scholes. It is not a great surprise, but he is a genuinely very, very nice bloke, albeit a bit quiet.

How where what did he say did you mention me

Corporate event, at Old Trafford, about 7 or 8 years ago. We talked about football for around 10 minutes, I told him he needed to join Everton to really make it big, he laughed like I wasn't being serious.

I didn't know you, so no you weren't mentioned. Although he did mention about some insane, obsessed stalker, so maybe you were?

Scholes would never say that about me. I wish I could meet him one day. I'd hug him.

Something tells me he wouldn't be too receptive to that.

I bet he would if he knew how fiercely I support him on Internet forums and how I preach the greatness of P dot Scholes to everyone.

25th Decemeber is the birth of Jesus Christ or death?

Twilight sis for teenages girls and is crap and shouldnt be aloowed as it soo bad it go against my human right

Sheep questions. Answers to me by 11:30am. Silly answers will not be tolerated (looking at you Olly...)

1. Name an Australian who has played in the Premier League

2. Name a player who has won the Premier League golden boot

3. Name a soft drink

4. Name a species of fish

5. Name one of the characters of popular board game Cluedo

6. Name a footballer with 100 England caps or more

7. Name a West Ham striker that played for the club in the 1990s

8. Name a famous London street

My answers are up in admin for verification too, so if I do happen to win, it's on the level.

If I went with my Mrs to watch Twilight 3 nights running, she'd tell me to man up.

Id get asked if the football season had finished

Zidane come to our apprentice room.

Hero wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Viva, isnt your film out today?

Twiglight motherlovers

Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Watching it three times in a row

Either you're being totally mugged off, or you're in for a huge treat after that.

Hope so, I'm following Afros advice on this if it fails I'll blame him.

If I went with my Mrs to watch Twilight 3 nights running, she'd tell me to man up.

And mine.

I can imagine Viva's missus is already shopping for a strap on for when they get home after the film

BigFellasAfro wrote:

Hero wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Viva, isnt your film out today?

Twiglight motherlovers

Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Watching it three times in a row

Either you're being totally mugged off, or you're in for a huge treat after that.

Hope so, I'm following Afros advice on this if it fails I'll blame him.

If I went with my Mrs to watch Twilight 3 nights running, she'd tell me to man up.

And mine.

I can imagine Viva's missus is already shopping for a strap on for when they get home after the film

That stupid fish question is costing me on sheep so far. Everyone has gone for the same breed, I'm stuck on my own with a fancy fish.

whena re the reults for sheeeeeeeeeeeeep

after 11:30

Still got a load of entries to come if they're playing

Cherries, did you see Neymar penalty miss, its being called the worst ever penalty miss.

BigFellasAfro wrote:

Hero wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Viva, isnt your film out today?

Twiglight motherlovers

Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Watching it three times in a row

Either you're being totally mugged off, or you're in for a huge treat after that.

Hope so, I'm following Afros advice on this if it fails I'll blame him.

If I went with my Mrs to watch Twilight 3 nights running, she'd tell me to man up.

And mine.

I can imagine Viva's missus is already shopping for a strap on for when they get home after the film

No women can control Viva Teflon Don!

I heard it went past that skydiver guy as he was freefalling from space.

Sheep answers in by 11:30am

Last warning because I'm going to make a coffee and set up the answers spreadsheet now

I have Hero, Afro, ZZZ, cherries, Azzy and my own so far.

sodhat wrote:Sheep answers in by 11:30am

Last warning because I'm going to make a coffee and set up the answers spreadsheet now

I have Hero, Afro, ZZZ, cherries, Azzy and my own so far.

And mine I sent them.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:Sheep answers in by 11:30am

Last warning because I'm going to make a coffee and set up the answers spreadsheet now

I have Hero, Afro, ZZZ, cherries, Azzy and my own so far.

And mine I sent them.

Ignore that, I sent them to myself by mistake.

Sent them to you now Soddy.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
No women can control Viva Teflon Don!

How many days in a row are you watching a girl's film again?

I'm seeing it next Friday, but in exchange I get to go see The Hobbit on my own

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
No women can control Viva Teflon Don!

How many days in a row are you watching a girl's film again?

It's give and take Afro, I got to watch Skyfall yesterday.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Cherries, did you see Neymar penalty miss, its being called the worst ever penalty miss.

it wasnt his fault thew pitch was terrible

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
No women can control Viva Teflon Don!

How many days in a row are you watching a girl's film again?

It's give and take Afro, I got to watch Skyfall yesterday.

So, when do you get to see that for the second and third time?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
No women can control Viva Teflon Don!

How many days in a row are you watching a girl's film again?

It's give and take Afro, I got to watch Skyfall yesterday.

How many times?

Bad news guys, I had the results for my knee yesterday.

Two injuries, one was medial or mensel or some cowpat ligament and the other was my ACL, I know ACL is one.

Im having two operations, guess my Football career is on hold for 18 months, I really thought I could make the Barca team this season.

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
No women can control Viva Teflon Don!

How many days in a row are you watching a girl's film again?

Even missing Annie Mac for it, Redlight + Magnetic Man headline. 2000 + people sold out.
Missing it all for a girls flim.

VivaTwilightDiva man up! Not even I get forced to watch that rubbish and Ive been with my mrs 5 years.

So, when do you get to see that for the second and third time?

Afro, id imagine the second time will be exactly around when Man United kick off against Norwich on saturday evening.