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sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
No women can control Viva Teflon Don!

How many days in a row are you watching a girl's film again?

It's give and take Afro, I got to watch Skyfall yesterday.

So, when do you get to see that for the second and third time?

It might be a while after as he is not going to be able to sit down after the 3 post film strap on sessions

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
No women can control Viva Teflon Don!

How many days in a row are you watching a girl's film again?

It's give and take Afro, I got to watch Skyfall yesterday.

So, when do you get to see that for the second and third time?

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
No women can control Viva Teflon Don!

How many days in a row are you watching a girl's film again?

It's give and take Afro, I got to watch Skyfall yesterday.

How many times?

It's not about counting or whos watched what.

It is when you are the one who accuses others of being under the tumb and are watching the same girly film three days in a row.

BigFellasAfro wrote:It is when you are the one who accuses others of being under the tumb and are watching the same girly film three days in a row.

I'm doing it because I want to not because I'm forced. I can say no to her right now if I wanted and there would be no consenquences and I wouldn't be scared.

Like I said the other day, men have forgot how to be men. Being a man is also being a gentlemen too. Which I obviously am.

BigFellasAfro wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
No women can control Viva Teflon Don!

How many days in a row are you watching a girl's film again?

It's give and take Afro, I got to watch Skyfall yesterday.

So, when do you get to see that for the second and third time?

It might be a while after as he is not going to be able to sit down after the 3 post film strap on sessions

They will be of an indeterminate length too. That's always something that's bothered me (among other things) about strap ons. How do you know when to stop? There is no natural end point, unless the woman begins to feel pity.

It's not about counting or whos watched what.

Its not when your the biyatch! Its do as your told! #TwilightDivaViva

Cherris, I think Neymars penalty is still coming back down to earth! Blaming the pitch like a cat like as bad as Haye blaming his toe. Just admit you Fed up big style and people may respect that.
At least Zlatan backed up his arrogance with a badman display and what could be the BEST goal ever!

1. Name an Australian who has played in the Premier League

Harry Kewell - 5
Hero
ZZZ
sodhat
Viva
Azzy

Tim Cahill - 2
Afro
cherries

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:It is when you are the one who accuses others of being under the tumb and are watching the same girly film three days in a row.

I'm doing it because I want to not because I'm forced. I can say no to her right now if I wanted and there would be no consenquences and I wouldn't be scared.

Like I said the other day, men have forgot how to be men. Being a man is also being a gentlemen too. Which I obviously am.

The fact that you want to watch Twilight three times is even worse.

2. Name a player who has won the Premier League golden boot

RVP - 4
Afro
ZZZ
Azzy
cherries

Thierry Henry - 2
sodhat
Hero

Cristiano Ronaldo - 1
Viva

Leaders after 2:

Hero 7
Viva 6
Afro 6
ZZZ 9
Sodhat 7
Cherries 6
Azzy 9

3. Name a soft drink

Coca Cola - 7
We're all coke-heads.

Leaders after 3:

Hero 14
Viva 13
Afro 13
ZZZ 16
Sodhat 14
Cherries 13
Azzy 16

4. Name a species of fish

Cod - 6
Afro
Hero
Azzy
ZZZ
cherries
Viva

Carp - 1
sodhat

Leaders after 4:

Hero 20
Viva 19
Afro 19
ZZZ 22
Sodhat 15
Cherries 19
Azzy 22

Carp - 1
sodhat

5. Name one of the characters of popular board game Cluedo

Colonel Mustard - 3
sodhat
ZZZ
cherries

Miss Scarlett - 3
Hero
Viva
Azzy

Professor Plum - 1
Afro

Leaders after 5:

Hero 23
Viva 22
Afro 20
ZZZ 25
Sodhat 18
Cherries 22
Azzy 25

That was a Carp answer too Sod

Hero wrote:

Carp - 1
sodhat

I couldn't believe everyone went cod. You've been to seaworld, I was expecting an extravagant fish!

It's Friday. it's traditional Cod and Chips day, so it must be engrained into the British psyche

6. Name a footballer with 100 England caps or more

Steven Gerrard - 4
Hero
ZZZ
sodhat
cherries

David Beckham - 3
Viva
Azzy
Afro

Leaders after 6:

Hero 27
Viva 25
Afro 23
ZZZ 29
Sodhat 22
Cherries 26
Azzy 28

The fact that you want to watch Twilight three times is even worse.

Bang on Afro. VivaDiva!

Azzy, how you didnt go with Stevie Me Ill never know. Could this be my first SHEEP victory?

7. Name a West Ham striker that played for the club in the 1990s

Paolo Di Canio - 2
Viva
ZZZ

John Hartson - 2
sodhat
Azzy

Ian Wright - 1
Afro

Tony Cottee - 1
Hero

Iain Dowie - 1
cherries

Leaders after 7:

Hero 28
Viva 27
Afro 24
ZZZ 31
Sodhat 24
Cherries 27
Azzy 30

8. Name a famous London street

Downing Street - 5
Hero
Azzy
ZZZ
Viva
Afro

Oxford Street - 2
Cherries
sodhat

So, the final scores are.......

Nooooooo why didnt more of you go with Paulo!!

ZZZ 36
2. Azzy 35
3. Hero 33
4. Viva 32
5. Afro 29
5. Cherries 29
7. Sodhat 26

Yeah what!! Say Sumthin losers!!

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Yeah what!! Say Sumthin losers!!

Well done?

It just shows that I'm such a great guy and put others first.

I've never won Sheep.

Should the winner of sheep be called the shepherd?

Be a nice title to carry through the week, "reigning shepherd"

Well done ZZZ

Well done?

Aww, thank you.

I am the Reigning Shepherd, bow down to your master!

VivaPaulScholes wrote:It just shows that I'm such a great guy and put others first.

I've never won Sheep.

You've won once, according to my memory.

We should really have kept records of past winners so we have a roll of honour.

Congratulations Zidane

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:It just shows that I'm such a great guy and put others first.

I've never won Sheep.

You've won once, according to my memory.

We should really have kept records of past winners so we have a roll of honour.

Have I? I don't rememeber. Yaaaaay, can everyone congratulate me on winning Sheep.

Nobody likes a cocky zebra! You know what the saying goes "The cocky zebra gets eaten by the hungry lion"

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:It just shows that I'm such a great guy and put others first.

I've never won Sheep.

You've won once, according to my memory.

We should really have kept records of past winners so we have a roll of honour.

Have I? I don't rememeber. Yaaaaay, can everyone congratulate me on winning Sheep.

Stop living in the past Viva. What have you done for us lately?

Congratulations Zidane

Cheers TwilightDiva

If we had kept overall winners come end of season prizes could be been dished out!!

PreZiction League is up & ready for people BTW

Nobody likes a cocky zebra! You know what the saying goes "The cocky zebra gets eaten by the hungry lion"

Thats quality Nadz. Lucky there no hungry lion about hey

Congrats Zebs, cannot believe Gerrard the Thug cost me my Sheep title

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:It just shows that I'm such a great guy and put others first.

I've never won Sheep.

You've won once, according to my memory.

We should really have kept records of past winners so we have a roll of honour.

Have I? I don't rememeber. Yaaaaay, can everyone congratulate me on winning Sheep.

Stop living in the past Viva. What have you done for us lately?

I didn't come on yesterday, giving you all a rest bite.

From here on, I'll keep records of the winners on a seperate thread and at the end of the season the most prolific shepherd can have one million dollars or something.

I probably don't have time to do another round of running sheep this afternoon, what with tactics going in and work I should attempt. I can play still, of course.

Viva, shame on you!! You should be ashamed! Not only are you watching Twilight 3 times but your forgot a very important mans Birthday! Shame, hang your head in shame!!

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Viva, shame on you!! You should be ashamed! Not only are you watching Twilight 3 times but your forgot a very important mans Birthday! Shame, hang your head in shame!!

If your talking about Jack Wilshere-, then it was the first thing he mentioned this morning

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Viva, shame on you!! You should be ashamed! Not only are you watching Twilight 3 times but your forgot a very important mans Birthday! Shame, hang your head in shame!!

Whatever Zidane, I'm no Cat I do this because I care not because I'm under the thumb, like I said before if I wanted to say no now I could and she won't say nothing.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Happy Birthday to Paul Scholes the greatest of all time. Xxx

Don't test me ever again you wastemann I never forgot that was my first comment on the main page today.

Ref: Page 4, 37th comment.

Whatever Zidane, I'm no Cat I do this because I care not because I'm under the thumb, like I said before if I wanted to say no now I could and she won't say nothing.

That what every guy under the thumb says

Ref: Page 4, 37th comment.

Apologies, I did not see that post.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20349923

#Noble4England

My work Christmas party is set, it's cowboy themed. Festive!

Any excuse to wear my assless chaps though.

Jack Wilshere is a West Ham fan now I know why Soddy bums him.

38 days to go till Christmas. I can't wait *Excited Face*

I don't think that's strictly true Viva, but I know he has a soft spot for the club because when we went down he tweeted that he wanted us back up in the Prem "where they belong", or something like that.

Jeremy Kyle is a West Ham fan too, but I think he's a c-unit.

Sodhat, go as "Cowboy" Bob Orton. A redneck shirt and a plaster cast on your hand

John Terry is a Utd fan. I hate that fact.

Marky wrote:Sodhat, go as "Cowboy" Bob Orton. A redneck shirt and a plaster cast on your hand

Should I also contract hepatitis to make it more realistic?