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CUP TACTICS AND VOTES TO MARKY (unless you're in the Spanish group, in which case send your tactics to Afro, please)

Those who voted, and posted tactics can add £2.5m to their budgets.

Those who didn't do both of those things get £1m only.

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Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble Name Pending - Cherries Bunga Bunga FC - Olly
Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

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AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze


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Right, I think the answer is if you have let Olly know on his page and submitted your tactics, then you can sell Defoe

I knew the answer to that Afro. Just Marky is being a diva about if Ollys asks him to confirm. So the new question is: Why is Marky such a reptile?

Time to move on was my implication

im gonna get thumped in the cup lol

BBC are taking the mick with this one:

"Two high-profile players - Alessandro Del Piero and Emile Heskey - moved to Australia recently. "

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20353086

The Special Juan wrote:BBC are taking the mick with this one:

"Two high-profile players - Alessandro Del Piero and Emile Heskey - moved to Australia recently. "

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20353086

haha what a joke only one iof them can be classed a high profile, ones a useless overaged player who is way past there prime and should be anywhere near a football pitch, and the other is very high profile and should be playe=ing at a much higher standerd

Marky I've sent my tactics, can you just confirm please.

Marky I've sent my tactics, can you just confirm please.

I dont think hes capable of that Viva

Or you could just check your sentbox?

Don't be silly Hero

Cup Tactics sent

Good Luck Azzy if you don't win you should feel bad

Got the PM Zebs. Doesn't make a difference to me, I'm kicking two sh!ts out of all your players no matter who they are

Hero wrote:Or you could just check your sentbox?

I know but I like to know 100%

Grant Holt V2 wrote:Got the PM Zebs. Doesn't make a difference to me, I'm kicking two sh!ts out of all your players no matter who they are

I'm looking forward to our game, mine with the fast paced silky smooth chemistry, Muniain passing to Herrera to De Marcos etc, only for one of your lumps to break their legs in two.

are tactics due tonight?

yes

Hero wrote:

Grant Holt V2 wrote:Got the PM Zebs. Doesn't make a difference to me, I'm kicking two sh!ts out of all your players no matter who they are

I'm looking forward to our game, mine with the fast paced silky smooth chemistry, Muniain passing to Herrera to De Marcos etc, only for one of your lumps to break their legs in two.

Bassong will spoon all of your players

Will send cup tactics once home
as they are on my home computer rather than work one

I can't wait to play Olly either. I have the perfect tactics to counter his physical game. Will be men against boys

BigFellasAfro wrote:I can't wait to play Olly either. I have the perfect tactics to counter his physical game. Will be men against boys

Didn't you already play Olly in week one?

BigFellasAfro wrote:I can't wait to play Olly either. I have the perfect tactics to counter his physical game. Will be men against boys

Then I will take the rabbit out the hat that game. I will play poof football

Cherries and Olly when you two get home can you remind CF that we've got the apprentice going on and he needs to comment on there or he'll be going home

In the cup, with a 3-0 hammering for his lightweight girls.

The league game is still to come and they are going to wish they were playing Hero

But he won't be going home because my team will destoy the other team.

im forced to play an AFCB development squad player, im screwed

Grant Holt V2 wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:I can't wait to play Olly either. I have the perfect tactics to counter his physical game. Will be men against boys

Then I will take the rabbit out the hat that game. I will play poof football

They already do, despite your tactics. You can't polish a turd

BigFellasAfro wrote:

Grant Holt V2 wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:I can't wait to play Olly either. I have the perfect tactics to counter his physical game. Will be men against boys

Then I will take the rabbit out the hat that game. I will play poof football

They already do, despite your tactics. You can't polish a turd

I polished your mum. #oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

BigFellasAfro wrote:

Grant Holt V2 wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:I can't wait to play Olly either. I have the perfect tactics to counter his physical game. Will be men against boys

Then I will take the rabbit out the hat that game. I will play poof football

They already do, despite your tactics. You can't polish a turd

You my friend have never watched Mythbusters then because you can

Grant Holt V2 wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

Grant Holt V2 wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:I can't wait to play Olly either. I have the perfect tactics to counter his physical game. Will be men against boys

Then I will take the rabbit out the hat that game. I will play poof football

They already do, despite your tactics. You can't polish a turd

I polished your mum. #oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

She didn't notice.

Wanna hear a joke? Ok. Good here we go then!

There is a new tampon coming out that has special tinsel with it.

It's for the Christmas period only.

Fernando wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

Grant Holt V2 wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:I can't wait to play Olly either. I have the perfect tactics to counter his physical game. Will be men against boys

Then I will take the rabbit out the hat that game. I will play poof football

They already do, despite your tactics. You can't polish a turd

You my friend have never watched Mythbusters then because you can

I'll rephrase it then. You can't make Grant Holt slim and a decent footballer.

Discredit that mythbusters

Why are tampons so named?

I would think they'd have the word "up" in them somewhere. "Shoveups" or something. But that's less appealing to the consumer I guess.

BigFellasAfro wrote:

Grant Holt V2 wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

Grant Holt V2 wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:I can't wait to play Olly either. I have the perfect tactics to counter his physical game. Will be men against boys

Then I will take the rabbit out the hat that game. I will play poof football

They already do, despite your tactics. You can't polish a turd

I polished your mum. #oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

She didn't notice.

Oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooooood. Olly youjust got crushed son.

She didn't notice hahaha mans getting murked here hahahahah Olly suck everyone off here cause I'm feeling gayish but it dont mean Im gay cause I commanded you. Safe xxx

Olly just do an alt an f4 and save yourself getting ripped. Have a breather come back tomorrow young stag.

Pay me enough money and I will suck Mitt Romney off

What's your threshold?
I negotiated a friend down to £10,000 to suck someone off once. It was unspecified who, but that was his lowest amount.

sodhat wrote:What's your threshold?
I negotiated a friend down to £10,000 to suck someone off once. It was unspecified who, but that was his lowest amount.

Anything up to 10 inches

Grant Holt V2 wrote:

sodhat wrote:What's your threshold?
I negotiated a friend down to £10,000 to suck someone off once. It was unspecified who, but that was his lowest amount.

Anything up to 10 inches

Well, that rules me out.

Grant Holt V2 wrote:Pay me enough money and I will suck Mitt Romney off

watch out mitt roney says its this big

You guys

The girl I share an office with is scared right now, the amount of laughing I've just done. Good show

Mitt is coming for you Olly

sodhat wrote:

Grant Holt V2 wrote:

sodhat wrote:What's your threshold?
I negotiated a friend down to £10,000 to suck someone off once. It was unspecified who, but that was his lowest amount.

Anything up to 10 inches

Well, that rules me out.

That left testicle still swollen then?

How did you know I had trouble with lefty?

That was a couple of years ago, but it swelled up to twice it's size and I had to stay off work because I couldn't sit down. I didn't tell work that...I told them I had a virus. I couldn't face people thinking I'd gotten chlamydia or something.

Too much information?

Perhaps.

sodhat wrote:How did you know I had trouble with lefty?

If changed your FB profile picture, no one would have a clue.

Azzy's salon would have been there for days with that badboy.

bored someone make me an offer

Fernando wrote:bored someone make me an offer

Follow me to my car?

Enq.

sodhat wrote:

Fernando wrote:bored someone make me an offer

Follow me to my car?

Enq.

No i don't want to intrude Olly's territory

That makes me think - could you get done for soliciting if you put "Enq" at the end?

Don't worry Nando, Olly literally has his hands full with Mitt Romney.

I keep making enquiries but you only want cash!

You don't have anything else i want except Michu/Tiote so cash is the only way

sodhat wrote:That makes me think - could you get done for soliciting if you put "Enq" at the end?

Don't worry Nando, Olly literally has his mouth full of Mitt Romney's love juices.

Fixed