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CUP TACTICS AND VOTES TO MARKY (unless you're in the Spanish group, in which case send your tactics to Afro, please)

Those who voted, and posted tactics can add £2.5m to their budgets.

Those who didn't do both of those things get £1m only.

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Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble Name Pending - Cherries Bunga Bunga FC - Olly
Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

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VFL Bassender - CF

AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze


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FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

Deportivo My Sharona - Marky

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Spanish Bank FC - GSC

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Moleicester City - Fernando

Results

No Respek FC - Azzy

Table

Pass the Deutschie - Viva

FC Ich spreche kein Deutsch - Russell Elmo

looks like i get an auto win this week

IM GONNA WIN the CUP!¬

It's not wumming as it's based on reality.
Everyone knew in the summer Utd needed to strengthen their centre midfield.
They bolstered it with an 18 year old from Crewe whilst instead spending 24m on a position we had covered (however great he is and has dragged us through several matches) and an Attacking Midfielder who has a tackle per game ratio that makes Nani look a workhorse. Oh and a Dutch LB that had everyone in the league he came from scratching their head wondering how good his agent must be to have pulled that one off.

Zidane how do I set my email from push to manuel on the s3?

Everyone knew in the summer Utd needed to strengthen their centre midfield.

Yes agreed.
But to say falling behind, we're one point off top. wouldnt day thats falling behind. I wouldnt even say Chelsea are. there still a long way to go.
If we started dropping points in March/April then that would be falling behind.
Thats all im saying on the matter. Not being sucked in any further to your WUM's

Zidane how do I set my email from push to manuel on the s3?

Err I think its in the email settings Viva. I should start charging you for the technical support you know lol

Cup votes, do we give reasons & goalscorers? basically treat them the same as league votes?

Yep just the same Trip Z.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Zidane how do I set my email from push to manuel on the s3?

Err I think its in the email settings Viva. I should start charging you for the technical support you know lol

You can't charge me man!!!

Well it's obvious its in the email setting but where and how?

Its G-Mail by the way.

I wonder how great Viva's phone would be without ZZZ here.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:It's great, you aren't restricted like an Apple, you can do whatever you want - as long as ZZZ is around to tell me how to do it

BTW - any of you found December on your Android's yet?

BigFellasAfro wrote:I wonder how great Viva's phone would be without ZZZ here.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:It's great, you aren't restricted like an Apple, you can do whatever you want - as long as ZZZ is around to tell me how to do it

BTW - any of you found December on your Android's yet?

Bitter Apple Fan boy comment. Unlike you stuck up Apple lovers we help each other, we are united, a communcity we love each other.

What do you mean found December? World ending on 21st?

Help each other? looks like a one way street to me.

I don't love Apple, but at least I know how to use it

http://www.techradar.com/news/software/operating-systems/google-steals-christmas-leaves-december-out-of-android-4-2-os-app-1113476

Last night went out with mates, needed to get somewhere so he pulled out his Iphone 5 as a sat nav. Small road was closed for road works but the silly Iphone did not understand so it took us in circles. I got my S3 out POW WOW WOW it knew that the road was closed and found an alternative way.

One small road and it picked it up, Apple Maps suck hard. ANdroid all day every day baby!!

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Zidane how do I set my email from push to manuel on the s3?

Err I think its in the email settings Viva. I should start charging you for the technical support you know lol

You can't charge me man!!!

Well it's obvious its in the email setting but where and how?

Course I can charge lol, Carphone Warehouse do!
OK, go to settings > account > Google > click on your google email and you should then see some check boxes to what you want to sync. Uncheck the Gmail box and that turn the Sync off.

BigFellasAfro wrote:Help each other? looks like a one way street to me.

I don't love Apple, but at least I know how to use it

Exactly, that's my main issue with Android, yes they're all singing and dancing in their customibility but I just personally found them not overly user friendly on knowing how to do this that or the other.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Last night went out with mates, needed to get somewhere so he pulled out his Iphone 5 as a sat nav. Small road was closed for road works but the silly Iphone did not understand so it took us in circles. I got my S3 out POW WOW WOW it knew that the road was closed and found an alternative way.

One small road and it picked it up, Apple Maps suck hard. ANdroid all day every day baby!!

Did you have to ring up Zidane first though to find out how to access it?

BigFellasAfro wrote:Help each other? looks like a one way street to me.

I don't love Apple, but at least I know how to use it

Thats because Zidane prefers to PM questions so

I know how to use it but when I have someone of Zidanes experience on here it would be silly of me not to ask. Your wind ups dont work on me Jafro. xx

Marky sent my votes can I add my £2.5m?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Last night I was late to get to Twilight for the sixth time, my 'girlfriend' used her Iphone 5 as a sat nav. Small road was closed for road works but the silly Iphone did not understand so it took us in circles. I got my S3 out POW WOW WOW it knew that the road was closed and found an alternative way so I didn't miss a minute of Edward & Bella.

One small road and it picked it up, Apple Maps suck hard. ANdroid all day every day baby!!

Fixed for you

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Zidane how do I set my email from push to manuel on the s3?

Err I think its in the email settings Viva. I should start charging you for the technical support you know lol

You can't charge me man!!!

Well it's obvious its in the email setting but where and how?

Course I can charge lol, Carphone Warehouse do!
OK, go to settings > account > Google > click on your google email and you should then see some check boxes to what you want to sync. Uncheck the Gmail box and that turn the Sync off.

Thats what I did before but I wanted confirmation.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Last night went out with mates, needed to get somewhere so he pulled out his Iphone 5 as a sat nav. Small road was closed for road works but the silly Iphone did not understand so it took us in circles. I got my S3 out, rang Zidane on where I find the Sat Nav, POW WOW WOW, rang Zidane back to find out how to enter a destination, it knew that the road was closed and found an alternative way. Rang Zidane back to find out how to close the Sat Nav

One small road and it picked it up, Apple Maps suck hard. ANdroid (with my Zidane OS) all day every day baby!!

Corrected

Hero wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Last night I was late to get to Twilight for the sixth time, my 'girlfriend' used her Iphone 5 as a sat nav. Small road was closed for road works but the silly Iphone did not understand so it took us in circles. I got my S3 out POW WOW WOW it knew that the road was closed and found an alternative way so I didn't miss a minute of Edward & Bella.

One small road and it picked it up, Apple Maps suck hard. ANdroid all day every day baby!!

Fixed for you

good one.

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Last night went out with mates, needed to get somewhere so he pulled out his Iphone 5 as a sat nav. Small road was closed for road works but the silly Iphone did not understand so it took us in circles. I got my S3 out, rang Zidane on where I find the Sat Nav, POW WOW WOW, rang Zidane back to find out how to enter a destination, it knew that the road was closed and found an alternative way. Rang Zidane back to find out how to close the Sat Nav

One small road and it picked it up, Apple Maps suck hard. ANdroid (with my Zidane OS) all day every day baby!!

Corrected

Both of you on it I'll be back soon and murk the two of you.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Zidane how do I set my email from push to manuel on the s3?

Err I think its in the email settings Viva. I should start charging you for the technical support you know lol

You can't charge me man!!!

Well it's obvious its in the email setting but where and how?

Course I can charge lol, Carphone Warehouse do!
OK, go to settings > account > Google > click on your google email and you should then see some check boxes to what you want to sync. Uncheck the Gmail box and that turn the Sync off.

Thats what I did before but I wanted confirmation.

I can see the sense in Zidane having one as he knows how to use it.

Viva - can I suggest a Nokia 3310. Then Zidane only has to let you know how to make a call, send a text and play Snake

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Last night went out with mates, needed to get somewhere so he pulled out his Iphone 5 as a sat nav. Small road was closed for road works but the silly Iphone did not understand so it took us in circles. I got my S3 out, rang Zidane on where I find the Sat Nav, POW WOW WOW, rang Zidane back to find out how to enter a destination, it knew that the road was closed and found an alternative way. Rang Zidane back to find out how to close the Sat Nav

One small road and it picked it up, Apple Maps suck hard. ANdroid (with my Zidane OS) all day every day baby!!

Corrected

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Zidane how do I set my email from push to manuel on the s3?

Err I think its in the email settings Viva. I should start charging you for the technical support you know lol

You can't charge me man!!!

Well it's obvious its in the email setting but where and how?

Course I can charge lol, Carphone Warehouse do!
OK, go to settings > account > Google > click on your google email and you should then see some check boxes to what you want to sync. Uncheck the Gmail box and that turn the Sync off.

Thats what I did before but I wanted confirmation.

I can see the sense in Zidane having one as he knows how to use it.

Viva - can I suggest a Nokia 3310. Then Zidane only has to let you know how to make a call, send a text and play Snake

And then it would be:

V: Hi Z, this Snake game, how do I turn the thing around?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Last night went out with mates, needed to get somewhere so he pulled out his Iphone 5 as a sat nav. Small road was closed for road works but the silly Iphone did not understand so it took us in circles. I got my S3 out, rang Zidane on where I find the Sat Nav, POW WOW WOW, rang Zidane back to find out how to enter a destination, it knew that the road was closed and found an alternative way. Rang Zidane back to find out how to close the Sat Nav

One small road and it picked it up, Apple Maps suck hard. ANdroid (with my Zidane OS) all day every day baby!!

Corrected

Both of you on it I'll be back soon and murk the two of you.

Just off to PM Zidane for some put downs?

Hero wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Zidane how do I set my email from push to manuel on the s3?

Err I think its in the email settings Viva. I should start charging you for the technical support you know lol

You can't charge me man!!!

Well it's obvious its in the email setting but where and how?

Course I can charge lol, Carphone Warehouse do!
OK, go to settings > account > Google > click on your google email and you should then see some check boxes to what you want to sync. Uncheck the Gmail box and that turn the Sync off.

Thats what I did before but I wanted confirmation.

I can see the sense in Zidane having one as he knows how to use it.

Viva - can I suggest a Nokia 3310. Then Zidane only has to let you know how to make a call, send a text and play Snake

And then it would be:

V: Hi Z, this Snake game, how do I turn the thing around?

V: Hi Z, How do I switch the sound off on Snake. It keeps beeping during Twilight

Im considering selling mine and getting the Nexus 4 not haha. Wireless charging baby, thats so damn sweet.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Its Wuming Azzy & I wont take the bate.

How is it wumming? City ARE top, they ARE unbeaten, and they ARE playing poor football. In contrast, United and City are NOT top, they are NOT unbeaten, and they are playing even WORSE football. That's not wumming, that's stating fact. And the fact that you're not bigging United up shows how worried you must be over the state of your team, because they are in serious trouble my friend. Norwich beat them, and 1-0 was not a fair reflection of the game.

Right, voting done.

The kid has conjuctivitis so may or may not be on this afternoon.

Also will do injuries and lawyers tomorrow, but not be about much otherwise for the same reason

serious trouble my friend.

Oh my gosh Azzy just stop with the BS now its getting really stupid. Man United are not Arsenal or Liverpool, they are not in serious trouble. Until you speak sence im officially putting a ban on you. Laters.

Votes done, can I add my £2.5m now?

No, not until results.

Man Utd fans throwing off the overly sensitive and defensive label.

No bonuses added yet.

£1m added in the morning (when runners announce you can), £1.5m added around the time results are announced (also when runners say you can)

Man Utd fans throwing off the overly sensitive and defensive label.

Not at all GSC. I congratulted Olly when I came on this morning, said they deserved it.
To say Man United are in serious trouble is just stupid. We wernt in serious trouble last week, or the week before or before that. We deservedly lost top Norwich, drop to 2nd in the table by a point and now its serious trouble.
Yep that makes sense doesnt it

If United could get someone that is still breathing in the middle, or if Fletcher stops pooing himself long enough then they will be fine.

There is something in the DNA of the club (or likely the manager) that drags them through even when they don't deserve it.

Not sure who will win the league yet. I reckon it will come down to who wins the most while playing like crap. Because none of them are playing consistent football yet.

or if Fletcher stops pooing himself long enough then they will be fine.

shouldnt laugh but its kinda funny.

SAF wont go buy in Jan though. So we have to change something in the middle. Kagawa needs to get fit and have an extended run in the team, he wont adjust or pick up form otherwise.
I really want to see Ando playing. He strong on the ball & works hard. His creativity isnt great but its more than others we have.

Funny how Afro has to go when he knows I'm back at 2pm and Hero suddenly stops commenting without loverboy Afro.

Zidane take Azzys comments as praise, remember what I said the other week, Arsenal can lose 5 games on the bounce and no one will bat an eyelid United lose 1 and its a disaster. So United are second and they are finished, yeah right. Except RVP United have hardly played that well are only a point of the champions considering they have played last seasons top 8 already.

votes sent

CF, do you want Adam Lallana? He will be better than Chad Johnson

erm possibly will get back to you

CF, you can have him right now for £4m

Take it...and Go!

Anyone seen Russell Peters? I was watching some on Netflix the otherday you see. #BeAMan

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Funny how Afro has to go when he knows I'm back at 2pm and Hero suddenly stops commenting without loverboy Afro.

Zidane take Azzys comments as praise, remember what I said the other week, Arsenal can lose 5 games on the bounce and no one will bat an eyelid United lose 1 and its a disaster. So United are second and they are finished, yeah right. Except RVP United have hardly played that well are only a point of the champions considering they have played last seasons top 8 already.

We thought Zidane was going to, so it would be a bit unfair to expect you to comment without being able to check with him first. #beingfairtoviva

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:CF, you can have him right now for £4m

Take it...and Go!

Anyone seen Russell Peters? I was watching some on Netflix the otherday you see. #BeAMan

no way zeb..

I would give you £2.5m MAX!

Sent my cup votes

CF - if you haven't voted yet, in the cup you vote on all games not in your group

i have voted.......

i gave the votes to marky...

Yep, good. Just making sure you knew what to do, there has been errors before when we assume the newbies know what to vote on.

Afternoon all, is anyone up for a deal?

i am trebs!!!!