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Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble Name Pending - Cherries Bunga Bunga FC - Olly
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GSC wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:GSC do you watch Football?

Ironic from the guy who thinks prime Scholes ever approached the level of Paul Scholes +

What Jack Wilshit the player who has only done one season in the top flight? keep thinking that mate, you're the reason why English Football is going backwards!

England needs , David James, Simon Francis, Tommy Elphick, Miles Addison, Charlie Daniels, marc Pugh, shaun McDonald, Lewis Grabban and Lee barnard

cherriesfan wrote:England needs , David James, Simon Francis, Tommy Elphick, Miles Addison, Charlie Daniels, marc Pugh, shaun McDonald, Lewis Grabban and Lee barnard

...To leave.

David Beckham to the Premier League if he continues playing, to stay at LA Galaxy as an ambassador and open some of his soccer schools if he retires.

I hear that Lamps is going to replace Beckham in LA, and Becks is off to New York.

They made a clear point that a "new challenge" wasn't a statement of a new league or country.

Becks in New York...imagine the media. They'd be changing their pants every five minutes with him and Tebow in town.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:you're the reason why English Football is going backwards!

Can I be honest. I can kind of understand that argument for Gerrard but I don't for wilshere. Whether you rate him or not, wilshere is a passer and is similar to Scholes in terms of his style of play.

Yeah, certainly WIlshere is a modern style of footballer, capable of actually retaining possession.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

Nando - sorry about the cup, I really liked your midfield too! Especially that Ince fella, I'm minded to make you an offer for him.

Im not overally fussed by the cup hence the side i put out so congrats on the win anyway

Becks to Celtic, If Snoop Dogg does invest apparently

and Afternoon everyone

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:you're the reason why English Football is going backwards!

Can I be honest. I can kind of understand that argument for Gerrard but I don't for wilshere. Whether you rate him or not, wilshere is a passer and is similar to Scholes in terms of his style of play.

I'm not really on about Wilshere more about the bashing of Scholes, if he can't see the quality and Football Scholes produces or does not rate it then the only way is backwards for us if many people share GSCs view.

What did you say the other day Hero about your sons training? Making them run around, training without a ball etc. I thought we are producing Footballers not distance runners.

Fair enough Viva

Marky wrote:

cherriesfan wrote:England needs , David James, Simon Francis, Tommy Elphick, Miles Addison, Charlie Daniels, marc Pugh, shaun McDonald, Lewis Grabban and Lee barnard

...To leave.

AFCB .>>>>>>>.Crawley

As funny as it is to laugh at Crawley, McGoaldrought etc, Bournemouth are worse (can't beat a team of 11 debutants).

Y no Championship this midweek

Best league in the world.

Any news on Lawyers offers?

Apparantly Downings going to Boro on loan.

Lmao Liverpool.

Good for Downing, he needs to look good again and playing for a confident Boro side should get him going. If not, his career is basically over.

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Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Any news on Lawyers offers?

Coming in moments, I am finishing a piece of work and then I will start on them.

Sister text me this while marking her classes work.

How long does it take for the Earth to circle the Sun?
60 seconds

What planet has the shortest year?
February

I'd say it was Cherries but the spelling is too good.

GSC wrote:As funny as it is to laugh at Crawley, McGoaldrought etc, Bournemouth are worse (can't beat a team of 11 debutants).

if you paid any attention you see we havnt lost in 8 ,scoring 23 conceding 8 getting 19 points out of a possible 21 in the league.

Lawyers up for both leagues

Federico Macheda - £3.0m
Tom Huddlestone - £6.5m

Anyone want to beat those offers?

cherriesfan wrote:

GSC wrote:As funny as it is to laugh at Crawley, McGoaldrought etc, Bournemouth are worse (can't beat a team of 11 debutants).

if you paid any attention you see we havnt lost in 8 ,scoring 23 conceding 8 getting 19 points out of a possible 21 in the league.

And if you paid attention youd see that Crawley are 6th and Bournemouth 11th

GSC wrote:

cherriesfan wrote:

GSC wrote:As funny as it is to laugh at Crawley, McGoaldrought etc, Bournemouth are worse (can't beat a team of 11 debutants).

if you paid any attention you see we havnt lost in 8 ,scoring 23 conceding 8 getting 19 points out of a possible 21 in the league.

And if you paid attention youd see that Crawley are 6th and Bournemouth 11th

but on current form we will be above them by christmas

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Federico Macheda - £3.0m
Tom Huddlestone - £6.5m

Anyone want to beat those offers?

Take the Macheda money and run...

cherriesfan wrote:

GSC wrote:

cherriesfan wrote:

GSC wrote:As funny as it is to laugh at Crawley, McGoaldrought etc, Bournemouth are worse (can't beat a team of 11 debutants).

if you paid any attention you see we havnt lost in 8 ,scoring 23 conceding 8 getting 19 points out of a possible 21 in the league.

And if you paid attention youd see that Crawley are 6th and Bournemouth 11th

but on current form we will be above them by christmas

You aren't above them though are you

I'd take both those and run Zebs, no-one on here is crazy enough to beat those deals

Take the Macheda money and run...

Ill wait till tomorrow on the very slight chance he does something tonight lolol

Anyone want to beat Mangala's Lawyer Offer?

Replaced Odemwingie and Hangeland with Long and Bonucci

Martin Curtis ‏@mcurtis131
@pinkun @paddyjdavitt Wes Hoolahan has created more chances per game (2.4) than Gareth Bale (2.3) and Eden Hazard (2.3) this season

WESSI

Peter Odemwingie made the most successful tackles in the West Brom-Chelsea game than any other player...as a professional statistician, I know how easy it is to make stats say what you want

But yeah, Hoolahan for England

Literally has as many international caps as international games Cox has missed this year

Besides, what defines a 'chance'

Signed a new CB to improve on what I had

Victor Ruiz arguably beats Cannavaro and Gallas, and if not, he's Spanish anyway.

And on the same day I see Jeffren linked with Liverpool, I get a £4.5m offer for Jeffren. I might have accepted it yesterday, but now I have to sit and wait for January

Hoolahan is Irish

What defines a chance I dunno, but we have probably missed most of them

Its a useless stat without criteria tbh

Anyone want to buy Johan Djourou from me? Form an orderly queue.

Tbh when i see somebody linked with Liverpool its generally a signal that its time to sell up.

Was only pointing how Wessi has been so good this season

Usually true GSC, but Jeffren is a good player, if he does get a move to Liverpool it would only raise his profile, and that wont be a bad thing.

cherriesfan wrote:

GSC wrote:

cherriesfan wrote:

GSC wrote:As funny as it is to laugh at Crawley, McGoaldrought etc, Bournemouth are worse (can't beat a team of 11 debutants).

if you paid any attention you see we havnt lost in 8 ,scoring 23 conceding 8 getting 19 points out of a possible 21 in the league.

And if you paid attention youd see that Crawley are 6th and Bournemouth 11th

but on current form we will be above them by christmas

On current head to head records, Crawley have beaten Bournemouth once out of one

I'll be at your slum on December 29th, we'll see then.

(Although I did say in the summer, with the vast sums of money spent by Bournemouth, anything less than promotion is failure. I expect you to be miles above us by April, but it will be hilarious if you're not.)

Grant Holt V2 wrote:Hoolahan is Irish

I know that, I was only joking because anyone and everyone is being touted for England these days, like when Garth Crooks said James Morrison should be looked at by Roy Hodgson

It does show how far Crawley have come and how little progress Afcb have made that finishing above Crawley becomes their target

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

Grant Holt V2 wrote:Hoolahan is Irish

I know that, I was only joking because anyone and everyone is being touted for England these days, like when Garth Crooks said James Morrison should be looked at by Roy Hodgson

Garth Crooks is the WORST football pundit out there. Period.

Afro you prepared to "Wessified" on Saturday

The only successful person from Bournemouth is managing Forest

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

Grant Holt V2 wrote:Hoolahan is Irish

I know that, I was only joking because anyone and everyone is being touted for England these days, like when Garth Crooks said James Morrison should be looked at by Roy Hodgson

It's a shame he committed to that mob over the wall, he could have been a useful player for England.

GSC wrote:The only successful person from Bournemouth is managing Forest

"He only went for the money, went for the money..."

Who needs Sean O'Driscoll, when you have the soon-to-be highest UEFA qualified manager under 40 in Europe

(Seriously, our manager said that.)