Ugly Sports Stars with Attractive Partners

There are plenty of them about. Mostly ugly blokes with attractive females, rarely see it the other way around though.

I'll start with McIlroy and Wozniaki.

Do you really think Wozniaki's ugly?........ I'll get ma coat!!

Im not a big Wozzer fan personally.

She's better looking than he is though. I'm not a fan either really. Nice chassis she has though.

Woods and Ellen is another example. Some of the scrubbers he was known to have pumped were more his level.

Its the chasis Im not keen on, bit too muscular and masculine....I can see why you'd like it though SR
Struggling to think of any individual women in sport I really fancy, mind you Id like an en masse dabble with the Dutch hockey team...

This is a horrible thread you should be ashamed.

I would think the Dutch Hockey team would be a bit muscular too Diggers. Hockey players tend to have MASSIVE legs.

You don't think Ivanovic is tidy Diggers?

incontinentia wrote:This is a horrible thread you should be ashamed.

Why? Is it because I mentioned Irish poster boy as being facially challenged?

Surely you cant abort a thread once its started ?

super_realist wrote:I would think the Dutch Hockey team would be a bit muscular too Diggers. Hockey players tend to have MASSIVE legs.

You don't think Ivanovic is tidy Diggers?

She's pretty but she is over 6 foot (just) Super. As a mere 5 9 short ass I dont tend to be interested in anyone over say 5 6" or 7". Clealry when she heard this Maria Sharapova was devastated.

Not sure which of the Poulter pairing is the better looking one.

Jim Furyk and Stephen Ames are the golfers most frequently voted by fellow pros to have married "above their looks" during polls on the matter.
Not surprising with Furyk's schnozze and Ames's gnashers.

Is Crouch still with Abigail Clancy? Oooh i'd like to kiss her from top to bottom, and from side to side. Also diagonally.

Sadly I will have to nominate myself for this one. My girlfriend is very hot and I am not.

Well if you are going to have an imaginary girlfriend Mac, you might as well make it a fit one.

and you're not a sports star

How do you know I'm not?

because you're a librarian.

incontinentia wrote:Is Crouch still with Abigail Clancy? Oooh i'd like to kiss her from top to bottom, and from side to side. Also diagonally.

Crouch was once asked in an interview: "What would you be if you weren't a footballer?"
He replied....."A virgin"...............

To be fair at least most sportsmen ar in good nick (golfers excepted) and youngish. Its the 75 year old crinkled rock stars with 18 years old dollys on their arms that make me puke.

Well I'd hope to still be able to not say no if an 18year old dolly bird came onto me when I'm 75. Obviously being morally corrupt I'd relish such an event :-/

Trump! .. a euphemism for all things ugly.

Mind you, 'twouldn't surprise me if the board's Trump "lickspittle" fancied him!

gaelgowfer wrote:Trump! .. a euphemism for all things ugly.

Mind you, 'twouldn't surprise me if the board's Trump "lickspittle" fancied him!

Boring.

Given the recent fader scandal, anyone claiming to be going out with a hot doctor should be deemed highly suspectible. We'l need some sort of photographic evidence and/or third party confirmation.

Oooh, I've been promoted from schmuck to lickspittle, how exciting!!

Schmuck is a great word, doesnt get used anything like enough. You cant get offended by being called a schmuck, its too cuddly a word.
Lickspittle on the other hand is a horrible sounding word, its yucky.

Dufner + wife.

Diggers wrote:Schmuck is a great word, doesnt get used anything like enough. You cant get offended by being called a schmuck, its too cuddly a word.
Lickspittle on the other hand is a horrible sounding word, its yucky.

Aren't you offending the jewish community?

What, by saying a yiddish word is great ? Quite the reverse Id say, always liked the word mensch as well.

Diggers wrote:Schmuck is a great word, doesnt get used anything like enough. You cant get offended by being called a schmuck, its too cuddly a word.
Lickspittle on the other hand is a horrible sounding word, its yucky.

Ooh Lordy!!! Do you think Gael was hitting on me when she called me a Schmuck then?? It is a well known female seduction technique to try and ruffle a blokes feathers before moving in for the kill. I'm usually unscareable but.....:-/

Diggers wrote:What, by saying a yiddish word is great ? Quite the reverse Id say, always liked the word mensch as well.

Both sound far too Woody Allen to me. The worlds least funny man apart from Ricky Gervais of course.

There is no way Federer would pull Mirka if he were your average bloke.

On the subject of Tennis then...anybody else think Murray's burd is bang tidy??

McLaren wrote:There is no way Federer would pull Mirka if he were your average bloke.

Federer is a very smug person, but it's clear it's fat Mirka who is punching above her weight there.

JAS ... lickspittle is a word s_r uses on this forum ... ad nauseam. This is why I put it in quote marks.

You're still a schmuck though!

I feel pity for Mr Gael.

Come on Super, be a mensch for once.

Is she not a ghastly author?

Serena Williams

SetupDeterminesTheMotion wrote:Serena Williams

Says the man who things Caroline is a

I didn't say that, but it's hard to think of Williams in a totty sense though.
It was Diggers who said she wasn't much cop.

Christ, Id be scared Serena Williams would eat you afterwards...and I dont mean in a good way.

But what away to go.....................

McLaren wrote:Sadly I will have to nominate myself for this one. My girlfriend is very hot and I am not.

What's the matter with her? Apart from being chained to a radiator in your bedroom.

Greatest footballer (ever??) in my life time Lionel Messi has a stunner of a partner, with that sultry latin look. And he is basically a midget who looks like he should still be at school.

But if any decent sports star has to settle then things have gone very wrong...

beninho wrote:Greatest footballer (ever??) in my life time Lionel Messi has a stunner of a partner, with that sultry latin look.

Strewth, Messi is dating Ronaldo ????? Now theres a turn up for the books.

I used to have a "thing" for Jennifer Capriati when she first came on the scene and during her teenage angst years. (I was a teenager myself before you accuse me of Savillism).

Unfortunately after her comeback although she was a more successful tennis player she had bulked up massively and developed rather masculine features.

I've a horrible feeling recreational drugs may have been replaced by something more "professional".

Martini Hingis was fit for purpose. Prize silly cow by all accounts though.

If we are going on old tennis players...Gabriella Sabatini. Dont even remember if she was good, but made my younger self interested in tennis!