Ugly Sports Stars with Attractive Partners

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There are plenty of them about. Mostly ugly blokes with attractive females, rarely see it the other way around though.

I'll start with McIlroy and Wozniaki.

Really?

There's also a Harrington smiley



Super, did you ever see this film?



An evil, sadistic Leprechaun goes on a killing rampage in search of his beloved pot of gold.

Is this not Michael Owen ?????

incontinentia wrote:There's also a Harrington smiley



Super, did you ever see this film?



An evil, sadistic Leprechaun goes on a killing rampage in search of his beloved pot of gold.

Yes, I think it was also starring Jennifer Aniston in one of her first films. Shame the leprechaun didn't finish her off.

super_realist wrote:

incontinentia wrote:There's also a Harrington smiley



Super, did you ever see this film?



An evil, sadistic Leprechaun goes on a killing rampage in search of his beloved pot of gold.

Yes, I think it was also starring Jennifer Aniston in one of her first films. Shame the leprechaun didn't finish her off.

Crikey Super, your aversion to Maori women is one thing but now Jennifer???

She's just annoying in an overacted and over gesticulated way.

...and it's never crossed your mind how enjoyable it might be pumping those flaws out of her??

Sure it would be.

That just might get you a bird Super -

'Do you mind if I pump some of your flaws out of you?'

She'd get the ride of her life Space.Id imagine Super could put together a list of flaws like no other.

Diggers wrote:She'd get the ride of her life Space.Id imagine Super could put together a list of flaws like no other.

Best make it a fat bird for a comfy ride!

SpacemanSpiff wrote:

Diggers wrote:She'd get the ride of her life Space.Id imagine Super could put together a list of flaws like no other.

Best make it a fat bird for a comfy ride!

Super doesnt do fat birds. In fact he rarely does any birds, supermodels tend to be a bit thin on the ground in Aberdeen, and annoyingly choosy about who they sleep with.

I'm not keen on supermodels either Digs.

And I suppose the Victorias Secrets models are a bit too obvious ? And who would date a woman who has posed in her undies for the general public eh ?

No objections there Diggers.