A unique first in rugby.
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Where does this current Wales squad compare to previous disasters?
A unique first in rugby.
The IRB has intervened with match preparations and has allowed some changes to make the Wales v NZ match competitive.
The IRB are concerned that the looming 80 points loss could be permanently detrimental to NH rugby.
Proposed changes are:
Dan Carter must sit in a wheelchair and wear a blindfold. He will likely only be 95% effective because of this.
McCaw can only tackle with his feet.
New Zealand can only score tries with their forwards.
New Zealand can only walk, not run.
Wales can field 30 players and 15 of those are allowed to be permanently offside.
Nobody is allowed to tackle Rhys Priestland.
If any New Zealand player makes a noise, Wales get a penalty try.
These changes should hopefully prevent a 100 point massacre, but most pundits still believe NZ will win by 20/30.
The IRB are concerned that the looming 80 points loss could be permanently detrimental to NH rugby.
Proposed changes are:
Dan Carter must sit in a wheelchair and wear a blindfold. He will likely only be 95% effective because of this.
McCaw can only tackle with his feet.
New Zealand can only score tries with their forwards.
New Zealand can only walk, not run.
Wales can field 30 players and 15 of those are allowed to be permanently offside.
Nobody is allowed to tackle Rhys Priestland.
If any New Zealand player makes a noise, Wales get a penalty try.
These changes should hopefully prevent a 100 point massacre, but most pundits still believe NZ will win by 20/30.
RogerLewis- Posts : 407
Join date : 2012-10-29
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Re: A unique first in rugby.
Ha ha ha...!
I thought it was only god who was on our side, but sounds like the IRB have our back too.
I thought it was only god who was on our side, but sounds like the IRB have our back too.
maestegmafia- Posts : 23145
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Re: A unique first in rugby.
Are you allowed to tackle a guy in a wheelchair?
Even if it is Dan Carter?
Even if it is Dan Carter?
maestegmafia- Posts : 23145
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Re: A unique first in rugby.
maestegmafia wrote:Are you allowed to tackle a guy in a wheelchair?
Even if it is Dan Carter?
The point is irrelevant as Wales can't tackle.
RogerLewis- Posts : 407
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Re: A unique first in rugby.
But if he is allowed crutches that could be used as a heck of a fending stick....
OzT- Posts : 1164
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Re: A unique first in rugby.
Penalty to be awarded to the opposition for knocking Dan Carter out of his wheelchair.
McCaws footwear can only be fluffy werewolf feet slippers.
.. actually, handicaps like this for all favourites should be stringently enforced to balance the books
McCaws footwear can only be fluffy werewolf feet slippers.
.. actually, handicaps like this for all favourites should be stringently enforced to balance the books
AlastairW- Posts : 805
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Re: A unique first in rugby.
I reckon all this talk of a 1,000 point win to the ABs is just blowing smoke up the bum, deep down you welsh fancy your chances, go on, admit it.
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Re: A unique first in rugby.
ebop wrote:I reckon all this talk of a 1,000 point win to the ABs is just blowing smoke up the bum, deep down you welsh fancy your chances, go on, admit it.
With the new 606v2 balancing rules of course they do!
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Re: A unique first in rugby.
after watching wheelchair rugby in the paralympics the wheelchair would be more intimidating than the haka
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