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Grant Holt V2 wrote:Why lol?

I did but cant make training every week so didnt make it

Must have been because I saw a terrible goalkeeping error, and I automatically thought of you

CF - votes go to Hero/Afro for our league.

sodhat wrote:

Grant Holt V2 wrote:Why lol?

I did but cant make training every week so didnt make it

Must have been because I saw a terrible goalkeeping error, and I automatically thought of you

CF - votes go to Hero/Afro for our league.

I make the odd mistake Soddy! Very much a confidence player me, I can tell if I'm gonna have a bad game in the first 5 minutes!

I'm a bit like that too actually. I will start badly and generally not get much better.

I'm playing hockey this afternoon again. I never wanted to play in the first place but I'm enjoying it actually.

sodhat wrote:I'm a bit like that too actually. I will start badly and generally not get much better.

I'm playing hockey this afternoon again. I never wanted to play in the first place but I'm enjoying it actually.

I used to love playing hockey at school! I could never hit it far, but I was a mean defender

Hitting it hard is my issue, but I just use the sweep motion to make sure I don't miss it and look like a mong.

They put me up front for some reason despite my obvious technical flaws. Still, I get to do a lot of running and I'm way quicker than the old man defenders I play against.

Norwich City FC ‏@NorwichCityFC
#NCFC XI to play @Everton - Ruddy; Garrido, Bassong, R. Bennett, Whittaker; Pilkington, Johnson, Tettey, Snodgrass; Hoolahan; Holt (c)

Turner out didnt make it due to injury so Ryan Bennett in. Big day for him

sodhat wrote:Hitting it hard is my issue, but I just use the sweep motion to make sure I don't miss it and look like a mong.

They put me up front for some reason despite my obvious technical flaws. Still, I get to do a lot of running and I'm way quicker than the old man defenders I play against.

The formations are a lot like football. I'm slow, but I'm a quality defender, cos I read the game well. Ala Per Mertesacker

Norwich City FC ‏@NorwichCityFC
.@Everton XI to play #NCFC - Howard, Jagielka (c), Baines, Heitinga, Distin, Naismith, Oviedo, Hitzlsperger, Osman, Pienaar, Jelavic

Norwich City FC ‏@NorwichCityFC
.@Everton subs - Mucha, Duffy, Hibbert, Gueye, Barkley, Vellios, Kennedy

No Miralls thank god

hiya lads, hope all is well with everyone.

Hey Gav how is y'all?

hey YI

hiya guys, you all good?

BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im good you?

im spot on mate, is there a Mrs Bull yet?

nah no mrs bull haha

Another Mr Bull?

no hero haha

The Stripes go marching on...first time since before I was born that we've won 4 consecutive top flight games, 3rd in the league, and playing the best footy too. What a season we're having

No Fellaini or Mirallas - ouch.

it would be ouch but everton are 1-0 up

Just amazing season for the Baggies so far! What do you contribute it to Azzy?

Hero wrote:Just amazing season for the Baggies so far! What do you contribute it to Azzy?

Up until my son was born I was a home and aways eason ticket holder, but not now. My Mum, stepdad, brother and tons of mates are all home and away holders, and I quite frequently skype my Mum's iPad at the games so I can see what's happening

I meant really why do you think they're doing so well, but thanks for the history

onlytreblewinners wrote:Man Utd, Crystal Palace, Tranmere, Gillingham all to win @ 14/1

Back it.

I hope you didn't put too much on it Trebs....

ADLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENE

The ref in this game is rubbish. Everytime a player breathes on another he gives a free kick

Ah, Tsonga is beating Scotland at rugby.

Simon Cox injured badly

Afro I don't quite understand how you haven't won that game. We were second best all afternoon and somehow we have a point. And yes the referee was utter w*nk. Never a free kick for our goal, and the whole wall thing was farcical.

But brilliant resolve from our lads! UNBEATENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Good to see fans of teams acknowledging when their team hasn't been at the races and the other team deserved more from the game.

Beat Wolves away thanks to screamer from Guedioura. Great win esp considering how crap we are at Molineux

Oh yeah, and Alan Hutton assist for the first goal

Grant Holt V2 wrote:Afro I don't quite understand how you haven't won that game. We were second best all afternoon and somehow we have a point. And yes the referee was utter w*nk. Never a free kick for our goal, and the whole wall thing was farcical.

But brilliant resolve from our lads! UNBEATENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

DaveyBilo on text via 81111: "Worst refereeing I've ever seen by Mike Jones at Goodison. Just bafflingly bad in decision making and extremely weak. Topped off by Norwich's goal coming via a free kick where the player fell over after missing his kick. Atrocious."

It was truly awful TSJ. Some of the decisions both ways throughout the game was a farce.

But we showed good resolve and grit to take a point

Who was it?

Look at your earlier post lol. Mike Jones

Brighton do the best Steak and Ale Pies. Football was alright, although we left at 83 mins and Bolton equalised on 96 mins!

Crawley lost, no win in 6 (Barker out ) and still above Bournemouth

Nick was raging on twitter Marky. How was the ref and how was Ashley Barnes?

come in the box and ask

Grant Holt V2 wrote:Look at your earlier post lol. Mike Jones

The ref was fine, gave Brighton a generous penalty (that was missed) but gave some 50/50 decisions to Bolton, which annoyed the home crowd. Such is life.

Brighton threw it away through backing off when 1-0 up, and Barnes was cheered when subbed off but I don't know if he was poor or they like his replacement.

Hero wrote:Just amazing season for the Baggies so far! What do you contribute it to Azzy?

So you meant attribute not contribute then

I'd put it down to:

1. Having a quality keeper in Ben Foster
2. Having a defence that plays week in, week out together, and is well drilled by our coach, a former defender
3. Jonas Olsson and Gareth McAuley being really well-suited to each other
4. Claudio 'Makelele' Yacob
5. Shane Long's return from injury and Peter Odemwingie's continued good form
6. Having a group of squad players that can come in and do a job (Gera / Lukaku / Tamas / Myhill / Reid etc)

Yacob is the key though, he is truly superb.

Why didn't anyone have a go at Azzy for saying Twilight is amazing (It was awesometastic) no one called him whipped or a Cat.

Watched Argo today not bad film but really wanted to watch the cop film.

That's because Azzy seems the manly type who can watch it and still be alright

You'd look like Syed from eastenders if you did

I thought Azzy was joking.

If he was serious he is worse than Hitler.

(Joking. Maybe.)

Soddy likes the D

I don't know what the D is.

Is it american football? because we have no D. We are D-.

I was man of the match in hockey. We lost 8-0 in the Wee weeing rain, to a bunch of kids, but I was the best of the tards.

sodhat wrote:I don't know what the D is.

Is it american football? because we have no D. We are D-.

I was man of the match in hockey. We lost 8-0 in the Wee weeing rain, to a bunch of kids, but I was the best of the tards.

Soddy are you saying you have no D?

Grant Holt V2 wrote:

sodhat wrote:I don't know what the D is.

Is it american football? because we have no D. We are D-.

I was man of the match in hockey. We lost 8-0 in the Wee weeing rain, to a bunch of kids, but I was the best of the tards.

Soddy are you saying you have no D?

No... because it seems I should have some D. So there you go.

Morison dived by the way. Must have learned it at Millwall.

sodhat wrote:

Grant Holt V2 wrote:

sodhat wrote:I don't know what the D is.

Is it american football? because we have no D. We are D-.

I was man of the match in hockey. We lost 8-0 in the Wee weeing rain, to a bunch of kids, but I was the best of the tards.

Soddy are you saying you have no D?

No... because it seems I should have some D. So there you go.

Morison dived by the way. Must have learned it at Millwall.

He didn't dive he went to kick the ball and missed it falling over in the process

What a Holly Wilaboobie lol