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CUP TACTICS AND VOTES TO MARKY (unless you're in the Spanish group, in which case send your tactics to Afro, please)

Those who voted, and posted tactics can add £2.5m to their budgets.

Those who didn't do both of those things get £1m only.

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Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble Name Pending - Cherries Bunga Bunga FC - Olly
Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

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VFL Bassender - CF

AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze


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FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

Deportivo My Sharona - Marky

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Spanish Bank FC - GSC

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Moleicester City - Fernando

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No Respek FC - Azzy

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Pass the Deutschie - Viva

Bayern My Erch - Fan

Marky - will send you the Spanish team injuries this afternoon

Marky wrote:I'm pleasantly surprised with the win, unlucky Fan and lucky for me Hummels was injured.

Injuries are to be done by me as its Cup Week, will do them tonight at earliest.

yeah didnt help me much, was a bit lightweight in midfield as well

Congrats tho

Anyone got £2.25 million that I could borrow? Will pay back asap...

Gregers wrote:Anyone got £2.25 million that I could borrow? Will pay back asap...

Thats not allowed.

I suggest we should have a bank here where managers can loan certain amount and have to pay it back by the agreed date if not they will lose thier highest valued player on TM regardless of what the loan is.

Okay, has anyone got £8 million to spend on a player, I can pay £5.75 million straight away and the £2.25 million asap

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I suggest we should have a bank here where managers can loan certain amount and have to pay it back by the agreed date if not they will lose thier highest valued player on TM regardless of what the loan is.

Ok, I'm loaning 1 Billion
I agree to pay it back by 2050
Deal?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Gregers wrote:Anyone got £2.25 million that I could borrow? Will pay back asap...

Thats not allowed.

It is allowed if there is agreement between Gregers and another manager to make the loan and the payment back.

Gregers wrote:Okay, has anyone got £8 million to spend on a player, I can pay £5.75 million straight away and the £2.25 million asap

Do you really want to take that risk? Finsing another way of illegally bringing in money. There'd be no need for managers like myself who work hard to save money to buy a player when I can loan of another manager and pay him back when I can.

I'm talking as soon as Lawyers come in, and didn't you swindle a deal involving VDV recently

better?

Carvajal and Sahin in

Hero wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I suggest we should have a bank here where managers can loan certain amount and have to pay it back by the agreed date if not they will lose thier highest valued player on TM regardless of what the loan is.

Ok, I'm loaning 1 Billion
I agree to pay it back by 2050
Deal?

No you have to agree what the bank says you can loan and by when you need to repay.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Hero wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I suggest we should have a bank here where managers can loan certain amount and have to pay it back by the agreed date if not they will lose thier highest valued player on TM regardless of what the loan is.

Ok, I'm loaning 1 Billion
I agree to pay it back by 2050
Deal?

No you have to agree what the bank says you can loan and by when you need to repay.

It's not that bad an idea actually. You'd need to have someone running the thing though.

Now, who is the biggest banker on here?

Its an interesting idea.

Maybe have a player(s) put up as collateral whose TM value is equal to the loan.

Also incur interest for everyweek it is unpaid.

skint again lol think i have improved the team over the last few days tho

Maybe interest of 5% per week

I.E if you owe 10m, you owe an extra 500k per week that the loan isnt paid, with a 4 week deadline, you end up owing a max of 12m

Was waiting for someone to snap up Adil Rami

I'll run the thing if you guys want to do it.

Gregers wrote:I'm talking as soon as Lawyers come in, and didn't you swindle a deal involving VDV recently

What? I'm not having you make false accusations. I'll be making a call to Black Lawyers Association.

Interest should be high, stopping people loaning money only if they really need to.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Was waiting for someone to snap up Adil Rami

Why were you waiting?

Why were you waiting?

As I didnt want him so I was waiting to see who snapped him up.

So hoping I get a huge Zaha lawyers offers.

Eh good point for us just tried to mix it up with the formation a bit.

Any feedback on where I need to improve?

You will only ever get his TM + 20% (rounded up to the nearest half a mil).

You will only ever get his TM + 20% (rounded up to the nearest half a mil).

Say Whaaaat! Why? The figures in the media are £16-20m

Because that is how we do it and always have. Removes any subjectivity.

for a championship player

they will never get that

for a championship player

they will never get that

Hush your mouth.
I dont care what they will get, thats the prices being thrown around

6-8m tops

Alex Oxlaide Chamberlain's initial fee was £12m rising to £15m

But in accordance with the rules it's entirely based on TM ZZZ.

anyway almost time for me to go for the day so cya

Crystal Palace wont entertain bids at 8m.

Walcott and Bale cost more in league 1 and Oxlaide Chamberlain cost 12m for a player that had never played in the Championship.

Genuine question on where I need to improve my side, I'm thinking back up fb and cf are essential. But starting wise, any thoughts?

WHo's up for a dodgy deal?

You normally

Afternoon

BigFellasAfro wrote:You normally

Proof or get out of here!

I'm not having my name tarnished by you throwinng around false accusations.

Proof or get out of here!
I'm not having my name tarnished by you throwinng around false accusations.

Shouldn't be laughing Mr Zebra because you were involved in the VDV transfer and this mean you were involved in the so called dodgyness.

Now I know what Redknapp felt like when they made all sorts of comments about him but he was never found guilty.

I can't wait when they can't find anything to stick against me and I'll be taking Afros best player as compensation, its all about the blame and claim culture now. Everybody wants something for nothing. You can't charge Viva Teflon for anything.

Does your dog have a Swiss bank account Viva?

Everybody wants something for nothing

Aint that the truth!

Shouldn't be laughing Mr Zebra because you were involved in the VDV transfer and this mean you were involved in the so called dodgyness.

Hey, all I did was purchase a player you realised didnt fit in how your wanted to play #NoDodgyness

I've covered all the angles not that I have done anything wrong but there is no way I can be found guilty.

I forgot about the dogs account it's blatent that he was guilty I don't know how he got away with it.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:You normally

Proof or get out of here!

I'm not having my name tarnished by you throwinng around false accusations.

Give me two minutes and I'll post up the quotes

I asked Nick Fury for a match on Fifa 13 last night this time the wastemann didnt have the balls to message back.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Everybody wants something for nothing

Aint that the truth!

Shouldn't be laughing Mr Zebra because you were involved in the VDV transfer and this mean you were involved in the so called dodgyness.

Hey, all I did was purchase a player you realised didnt fit in how your wanted to play #NoDodgyness

Thats what I'm saying, Afro going around now getting some made up fake quotes bought from the back of Markys white van.

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:You normally

Proof or get out of here!

I'm not having my name tarnished by you throwinng around false accusations.

Give me two minutes and I'll post up the quotes

The two minutes are up Big Daddy!

cherriesfan wrote:ANYONE WANT A BIT OF MONEY?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I do Cherries.

cherriesfan wrote:buy danilo of TP and ill give u 2mil extra for him

VivaPaulScholes wrote:How much does he cost?

Fan Gilhaus wrote:8.8

cherriesfan wrote:and ill give u 12 mil for him

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Give me the TM link

So in answer to the question, who is up for some dodgy dealings, the answer is You

I admit to nothing

We the judge and jury in the trial of Mr Viva P Scholes find the defendent GUILTY on the charges of 'being up for some dodgy dealings', you are sentenced to change your name to VivaJackWilshire for the duration of 1 week.

great punishment

It's Wilshere btw

#spellingauthority