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by Fan Gilhaus Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:34 pm

cya bawbags laughing

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:35 pm

Nah, you'll win like 3-0. We don't play well away from home, only beat Newcastle because it turns out they are worse than we are!

Yeah your away record isnt the best. Still one of those game for us.

Azzy, So because I like Carrick & prefer/think hes better than Barry im biased.
Only thing ive said on Scholes is when Afro made his Wilshere at 19 was better than an In Peak Scholes. That makes me biased.
Anderson I said was fantastic when he came on & changed the game. So im biased then.
Nani, Evra & Rio I dont think ive even commented on for a while on here or at all.
De Gea your being a douche about. Hes not supposed to be a Super Keeper. Hes a young lad with potencial. How everyone jumpped on him last season for mistakes hes taken that well and improved his game. He has a long way to go but he has age on his side. But no that makes be biased.

Thats a great deal of evidence to call me biased.

if any team in the Prem had been playing well (City or Chelsea), then they'd be streets clear at the top.

All good with your What If's isnt it. Fact is Man United are top. Last week when we dropped to 2nd for we were in serious trouble remember that.

Douche

by Guest Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:39 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
dissapointed with his progress 5 years at the club
First and second season were good. Take that you your left with 2 injury ravaged season and 1 season of un-regular playing time.

Here you go Zebs, on this page too.

Anderson was average at best in seasons one and two, and poor in the other three. We're not saying he's not capable of playing well, but he's not a patch on Scholes of 10 years ago, of Keane, of Beckham, even of Nicky Butt. When he signed for you he was the same as he is now, capable of doing the business but needing to find out how to do it on a consistent basis.

No-one has ever been linked with buying him, not even a loan deal, and the United fans I know have wanted shot of him for 2/3 years now. So judging by your opinion vs United fans at my work + the media + football clubs IRL that could buy him, I'd say you're looking biased there

His 10min spell against QPR was quality though.

by Guest Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:41 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Douche

We may differ in opinion, but that's uncalled for Nick. I expect an apology forthwith

by **Hero** Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:44 pm

I agree (with the apology required, not that Azzy is a douche)

by GSC Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:46 pm

I think his name should be changed to Jack_Ze_Wilshere until said apology occurs.

by Guest Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:48 pm

GSC wrote:I think his name should be changed to Jack_Ze_Wilshere until said apology occurs.

Scrap the apology, let's go with that instead Laugh

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:48 pm

Anderson was average at best in seasons one and two, and poor in the other three

You say average I say Good. matter of opinion.

but he's not a patch on Scholes of 10 years ago, of Keane, of Beckham, even of Nicky Butt.

I never anything along those line tho. You are just assuming.
All I said was what happened when he came on against OPR indicated he has a type/style of play I think Man United need in games against teams like West Ham, OPR, lesser teams was the words I used.

So because you make assumptions it makes be biased?

Also because there been no transfer rumours, loan rumours & because the United fans at your work say sell him it make be biased?

Your are stupider than I though.
If anyone else here can genuinely say because there no transfer rumours for Anderson, because other United fans say sell him & have a different opinion to me, that makes me biased can you please say "Yes that is correct & it make 100% sense to think that way"

thumbsup

by **Afro** Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:51 pm

It's getting a little petty now.

Let's move on....

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:53 pm

Can we just clear it up first please Afro. I would like some clarity.

by **Hero** Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:54 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
Your are stupider than I though.

by Guest Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:54 pm

Indeed, and may I say what a fantastic apology that was from Mr Fury. Pure class Bubbly

by sodhat Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:55 pm

Think he got it co-written by Chelsea? Laugh

by GSC Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:55 pm

How about Zinedene_Ze_Zebra+1

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:56 pm

Azzy, your not getting an apology. Simples

by Guest Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:56 pm

sodhat wrote:Think he got it co-written by Chelsea?

You're on fine form today soddy Laugh

by **Hero** Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:57 pm

Most fans of any club are biased in opinion towards that club, that's just a given rule, same as people on here are as a rule more biased towards certain leagues due to the exposure that they receive.
I'd say some fans are more blinkered in their views than others though, they may feel they are just being passionate etc but it comes across as bias.

by **Afro** Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:58 pm

Right, can someone PM me when it is finished then Ok!

by Guest Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:59 pm

FYI, I've added Nick to my 'foes' list, so none of his posts will appear for me now. In case he actually makes any sense in the future please quote it for me heart

Also, I shall refrain from ever mentioning that team from a certain town in Northern England again

Afro Jafro, what would you like PMing about? I have some kittens for sale, get them quick before Viva kills them Euro Division Homepage XL (The Jacamo edition) - Page 18 3559488474

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by GSC Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:01 pm

Sky Sports News ‏@SkySportsNews
New Zealand hooker Andrew Hore

Makes me laugh everytime.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:01 pm

Most fans of any club are biased in opinion towards that club, that's just a given rule, same as people on here are as a rule more biased towards certain leagues due to the exposure that they receive.
I'd say some fans are more blinkered in their views than others though, they may feel they are just being passionate etc but it comes across as bias.

Hero, how does that justify the reason im biased?
Im biased because there is no transfer rumours and because other Man United fans say sell him.

I am actually shocked how such a ridiculous reasoning can be overlook by so many of you.

by Guest Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:03 pm

GSC wrote:Sky Sports News ‏@SkySportsNews
New Zealand hooker Andrew Hore

Makes me laugh everytime.

The guy who does my contact lense check is called John Seymour. He wears glasses Laugh

by **Hero** Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:05 pm

Because you overrate Utd's players at times and underrate those from other clubs.
I'm not pinpointing certain posts over it, it's in general that it's perceived and I imagine the vast majority on here would agree with that statement.

by GSC Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:05 pm

I had a maths teacher who was about 6"8 and was named Mr Large Laugh

by Trebs Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:10 pm

Feels like I miss out on all this witty banter with uni everyday Sad

I just turn up and play the game.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:10 pm

Because you overrate Utd's players at times and underrate those from other clubs

So I overrated Anderson by saying hes the type of player we need in these type of games. That makes sense thumbsup

vast majority on here would agree with that statement.

OK, if people agree that because there is no transfer rumours & because other fans say sell a player makes someone who said a player should play biased please say, if that is logical I do not want to take part in the league

by sodhat Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:12 pm

GSC wrote:I had a maths teacher who was about 6"8 and was named Mr Large

Ah, we used to have an IT teacher called Mr Short, and he was really short.

That's a crap hand in life. Not being short per se, but having attention drawn to it by your own name.

by **Afro** Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:19 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
Because you overrate Utd's players at times and underrate those from other clubs
So I overrated Anderson by saying hes the type of player we need in these type of games. That makes sense

vast majority on here would agree with that statement.
OK, if people agree that because there is no transfer rumours & because other fans say sell a player makes someone who said a player should play biased please say, if that is logical I do not want to take part in the league

I'm not sure what Zidane said that makes him more biased than anyone else about their own club.

I personally agree that Anderson is exactly the type of player needed in those games they struggle in. Anderson might not be the actual answer, but his type is.

I don't even understand the second bit sorry

by **Afro** Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:21 pm

But also that the name calling was petty as well

by sodhat Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:22 pm

Let us simmer down now. We don't need more vacancies, there are only a few former managers we haven't tapped up.

by Guest Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:22 pm

I had a PE teacher called Mr Short, he was about 5.8 and steroided up. He made me play tennis with him, so I just stood at the net and kept smashing his lobs back at him.

I also threw a cricket bat at the other PE teacher for cheating in cricket. He told the kid umpire to say I was out, when I was in by at least six feet. It didn't help that I'd batted for three straight lessons and was approaching my 150, but I was so mad I really lost it. Never played cricket again either Sad

by **Hero** Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:23 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
Because you overrate Utd's players at times and underrate those from other clubs
So I overrated Anderson by saying hes the type of player we need in these type of games. That makes sense

vast majority on here would agree with that statement.
OK, if people agree that because there is no transfer rumours & because other fans say sell a player makes someone who said a player should play biased please say, if that is logical I do not want to take part in the league

I personally am not referring to the current case in point but as a general rule of thumb in your perception of Utd compared to other clubs. I don't actually think in the case of Anderson you've been overly bias but because of your past comments at times it then gets lumped in with the rest as ZZZ banging the Utd drum.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:24 pm

Afro, Im simply refering to him as what he is.

Azzy Mahmood Today at 1:39 pm
No-one has ever been linked with buying him, not even a loan deal, and the United fans I know have wanted shot of him for 2/3 years now. So judging by your opinion vs United fans at my work + the media + football clubs IRL that could buy him, I'd say you're looking biased there

See above, im biased because there are no transfer rumours and because other United fans say sell him.

by Guest Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:33 pm

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by FIFA Diva Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:42 pm

Hero wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Rio will be murkin Caroll so bad he'll wish he was back at Liverpool. For a man of his size he is preety weak, Rio will have him for lunch with his smartness and brain.

Is this the same brainy Rio that forgot to turn up for a drug test?

Didn't have the bottle to say it to him when you met him, don't bother saying it on a sports forum.

by sodhat Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:44 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
Hero wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Rio will be murkin Caroll so bad he'll wish he was back at Liverpool. For a man of his size he is preety weak, Rio will have him for lunch with his smartness and brain.

Is this the same brainy Rio that forgot to turn up for a drug test?

Didn't have the bottle to say it to him when you met him, don't bother saying it on a sports forum.

I tweeted Rio after Capello got sacked: "so who would you like to see take on the mantlepiece now?"

He didn't respond.

And would you tell 6ft 3in notoriously aggressive northerner Andy Carroll that he is pretty weak for a man of his size?

by FIFA Diva Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:44 pm

Zidane and Azzy calm down. No need for that.

by Guest Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:45 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Zidane and Azzy calm down. No need for that.

No need for what Viva? Shocked

by FIFA Diva Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:47 pm

sodhat wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:
Hero wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Rio will be murkin Caroll so bad he'll wish he was back at Liverpool. For a man of his size he is preety weak, Rio will have him for lunch with his smartness and brain.

Is this the same brainy Rio that forgot to turn up for a drug test?

Didn't have the bottle to say it to him when you met him, don't bother saying it on a sports forum.

I tweeted Rio after Capello got sacked: "so who would you like to see take on the mantlepiece now?"

He didn't respond.

And would you tell 6ft 3in notoriously aggressive northerner Andy Carroll that he is pretty weak for a man of his size?

Yes I would, height got nothing to do with it I'm not scared. I hate it when people think people from the North are really hard nutters. No they are not, they smell of urine, talk funny and are poor.

by **Hero** Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:48 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
Hero wrote:
VivaPaulScholes wrote:Rio will be murkin Caroll so bad he'll wish he was back at Liverpool. For a man of his size he is preety weak, Rio will have him for lunch with his smartness and brain.

Is this the same brainy Rio that forgot to turn up for a drug test?

Didn't have the bottle to say it to him when you met him, don't bother saying it on a sports forum.

I found him friendly, his level of intelligence that given day didn't come into the equation.

by sodhat Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:49 pm

Excellent summary! Hero is northern and he seems to enjoy the high life more than anyone here though.

I've been to Newcastle too, and them fellas like to have a fight. Plus Andy Carroll is a really big angry one, he would punch your face off.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:52 pm

Plus Andy Carroll is a really big angry one, he would punch your face off.

He doesnt come across Angry...am I missing something

by FIFA Diva Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:54 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Zidane and Azzy calm down. No need for that.

Turning debates into arguments. Best thing is that you two do not quote each other and only talk when its about the game. Unless you're both willing to shake hands we can move on.

An before anyone says when you're getting told of by me you know its wrong.

by sodhat Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:54 pm

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:
Plus Andy Carroll is a really big angry one, he would punch your face off.
He doesnt come across Angry...am I missing something

Wiki wrote:Carroll has been involved in many off-the-pitch incidents in his career. On 14 September 2008, he was arrested by police in Newcastle, and later accepted a police caution.[66] On 7 December 2009, he was arrested in the aftermath of a nightclub fight, again in Newcastle, accused of smashing glass in a man's face.[67] He was charged with assault and in October 2010 he pleaded guilty to common assault and was fined £1,000. He was also ordered to pay £2,500 compensation.[68]

Whilst on international duty with England U-19s, Carroll and teammates Scott Sinclair and Ryan Bertrand were sent home from the squad after breaking a curfew on 14 October 2007 during preparation for a match against Romania U-19s.[69]

In March 2010, Carroll was allegedly involved in an altercation with teammate Steven Taylor during training that left Taylor with a broken jaw.[70] Carroll reportedly suffered a broken hand in the incident, and shortly afterwards he was photographed at a pop concert with bandages to both hands.[71] Newcastle manager Chris Hughton, club representatives and both players declined to comment any further on the incident and no charges were pressed.[72]

On 18 October 2010, Carroll was charged with assault in an incident with his ex-girlfriend. Claiming self-defence, and having given a local hotel as his address, Carroll was granted bail on the condition that he resided with then Newcastle captain Kevin Nolan until the case resumed in January. The charges were later dropped due to lack of evidence.[73] Two days following his bail, Carroll's car was set on fire whilst parked on Nolan's driveway, with the club captain's garage door also being daubed with obscenities.[74] Following England's 1–1 draw with Ghana on 29 March 2011, England manager Fabio Capello told Carroll to curtail his drinking habits. Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish responded by saying "Well he's never bought me a drink. I've been with him at Boyzone concerts and he's still never bought me a drink!"[75]

In an interview in April 2012, Carroll admitted that he had gained a reputation for drinking and socialising during his time at Newcastle, but that since joining Liverpool in January 2011 he had "settled down" and changed his lifestyle.[65]

by sodhat Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:56 pm

In reality he's probably a nice bloke. But I wouldn't say anything to him in case he wanted to punch my face off.

by FIFA Diva Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:58 pm

What about Joey Barton is he hard? He battered a few people and tried to butt Vincent Kompany last season not saying Kompany is hard but his a lot bigger then Barton.

by sodhat Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:00 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:What about Joey Barton is he hard? He battered a few people and tried to butt Vincent Kompany last season not saying Kompany is hard but his a lot bigger then Barton.

Not really saying Carroll is hard, more that he's liable to aggressive outbursts.

Barton seems more childish than hard.

by **Hero** Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:00 pm

sodhat wrote:

Excellent summary! Hero is northern and he seems to enjoy the high life more than anyone here though.

I've been to Newcastle too, and them fellas like to have a fight. Plus Andy Carroll is a really big angry one, he would punch your face off.

Cheshire though where I reside is quite the anomaly of the North, it’s really a Southern County spy set to keep an eye on the noisy neighbours up north. Whilst we quaff upon quail eggs and sip champers the counties nearby chomp on pies and other offal products.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:00 pm

Best thing is that you two do not quote each other and only talk when its about the game.

Not happening. Im happy to block him & have not a single thing to do with him.

Ahhh, I didnt know there was that many incidents Soddy. In that case I think going to hate on him lots now.

not saying Kompany is hard but his a lot bigger then Barton.

His Lego Head is defo bigger Laugh

by FIFA Diva Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:04 pm

Good point Sodhat I never looked at it that way really, aggressive does not automatically mean hard.

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