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Zidane = Aggressive
Azzy = Hard

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Zidane = Aggressive
Azzy = Hard

Must resist urge to make jovial comment over this regarding the relationship between Azzy & Viva due to previous request to all to not regress to playground humour

In fact Azzy said coz he's ill it an occasion that he isn't stiff in one particular area of the body

Hero wrote:

sodhat wrote:

Excellent summary! Hero is northern and he seems to enjoy the high life more than anyone here though.

I've been to Newcastle too, and them fellas like to have a fight. Plus Andy Carroll is a really big angry one, he would punch your face off.

Cheshire though where I reside is quite the anomaly of the North, it’s really a Southern County spy set to keep an eye on the noisy neighbours up north. Whilst we quaff upon quail eggs and sip champers the counties nearby chomp on pies and other offal products.

I know a few rich bigwig types that retreat to their country piles up that way in the Summer and Winter breaks.

Whenever I think of the north, I think of a place quite near Leeds, I think, that has these dirty great towers billowing out industrial smog or something. I took a picture when I drove past because I'd never seen anything like it!

Must resist urge to make jovial comment over this regarding the relationship between Azzy & Viva

Viva, I asked a question and Afro answered it. Hardly aggressive like Andy Carroll who I now hate and will be biased against. Even if he has a good game tonight IM going to call him scum tomorrow

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Must resist urge to make jovial comment over this regarding the relationship between Azzy & Viva

Viva, I asked a question and Afro answered it. Hardly aggressive like Andy Carroll who I now hate and will be biased against. Even if he has a good game tonight IM going to call him scum tomorrow

After his double hattrick, and after he lays out Tom Cleverly with a vicious left hook?

After his double hattrick, and after he lays out Tom Cleverly with a vicious left hook?

Just a left hook... no Carrolls more angry than that, he'll take him out like Pacman did to Hatton, get away with no punishment then score a hatrick hatick.
To top it off after the match he'll travel down the road to Wigan and headbutt Kompany in his Lego head just because hes angry!

I didn't mean it in that way. Looks wrong.

Anyone interested in GIbbs?

Robin or Barry?

Larry or Gary?

Depends wht ud want for him Viva

need striker!!!

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Zidane = Aggressive
Azzy = Hard

To back this up, I hit someone with a cricket bat once. Cut a chunk off his ear, I think he may have suffered a fractured skull too, as he missed the last two years of school. Not one teacher ever asked me about it though

Tevez - £40m
Cassano - £20m
Longo - £7m

How much for Gibbs then Viva?

CF, you can buy both my strikers for £23.5m Ill even throw in extra Swag

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Zidane = Aggressive
Azzy = Hard

To back this up, I hit someone with a cricket bat once. Cut a chunk off his ear, I think he may have suffered a fractured skull too, as he missed the last two years of school. Not one teacher ever asked me about it though

Thats not hard, that's mentally deranged. For me the hardest were the ones who you dared not get involved in a spat with just because of their demeanour, when in reality they never actually had fights. They just give off an aura of "don't mess with me"

No, I had most of them too Afro

The only kid who was genuinely hard at school was so hard he didn't want to hurt anyone, so he never fought anyone. Apart from when he hit a girl, knocked out two of her teeth and got expelled

I must have had about 30 fights at school, not including incidents with teachers / neighbours / the muggers who tried it on when I was leaving the Bull Ring.

I only had 1 incident at school mainly cos everyone knew to leave me alone

some mouthy kid tried to hit me so i through him into a bush head first was prickly

Two of my mates (one who is hard, the other who is soft as anything) were walking home from a night out when some pillock stepped out in front of them, with his hand in his coat pocket and said "I have a knife in my pocket, just hand over your wallets"

The soft one was in the process of pulling his wallet out, when the other one landed a single punch on the mugger, knocking him clean out in the process.

I've had one fight in my entire life.
The other guy ended up in hospital with 2 fractured eye sockets, broken nose, fractured jaw, several broken ribs and ruptured scrotum.
I had a slight scratch on my neck.

I've never had a fight in my life. Have most people? If I'm missing out I'll just pop down the road and start on a cabbie or something.

I've had a few fights, still unbeaten. The only person here that I think is harder then me is Azzy.

Hero wrote:I've had one fight in my entire life.
The other guy ended up in hospital with 2 fractured eye sockets, broken nose, fractured jaw, several broken ribs and ruptured scrotum.
I had a slight scratch on my neck.

What did he do to your neck?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I've had a few fights, still unbeaten. The only person here that I think is harder then me is Azzy.

must resist!!!

Marky wrote:

Hero wrote:I've had one fight in my entire life.
The other guy ended up in hospital with 2 fractured eye sockets, broken nose, fractured jaw, several broken ribs and ruptured scrotum.
I had a slight scratch on my neck.

What did he do to your neck?

Tried to fend off me I imagine.

I have fights every day!! I try fit three in a day

Hero make the joke I don't mind I can take it.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:I have fights every day!! I try fit three in a day

Midget wars?

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:I have fights every day!! I try fit three in a day

Sounds like "fight" means something very different in your household

I try to stay away from fights now, everyone seems to have a knife or tool to fight with.

Midget wars?

YES!! three a day all as vicious as the last.

BigFellasAfro wrote:Two of my mates (one who is hard, the other who is soft as anything) were walking home from a night out when some pillock stepped out in front of them, with his hand in his coat pocket and said "I have a knife in my pocket, just hand over your wallets"

The soft one was in the process of pulling his wallet out, when the other one landed a single punch on the mugger, knocking him clean out in the process.

One of my best friends punched a hooker in Bulgaria

She was trying to mug him, so he hit her and then her "handler(?)" came over and he hit him too, and ran!

Who remembers 5'4 Nick_Fury he got into a fight with a group (10) 6+ racist Rugby Players and beat them up on his own. So bad that every single one needed hospital treatement and because of Nick_Fury powers the club had to be closed down.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:I have fights every day!! I try fit three in a day

Are you Hornswoggle?

Yes he is

We should organize one big fight between the lot of us (not Soddy he's a wimp )

He walked it home because he lost his wallet, on the way home he seen 4 world class 2004 olympic karate champions from Japan they called him wastemann clown. Nick_Fury didn't like it he smashed them up then he got a call up from Sir Alex to play for Man Utd unluckily for United Nick_Fury was killing BIn Laden that day. True story.

Sounds like "fight" means something very different in your household

No Soddy, I see where your going with this

One of my best friends punched a hooker in Bulgaria

haha quality!

Are you Hornswoggle?

Maybe (is he the little Irish off WWF) what if? Your goignt o be biased because im vertically challanged?

You don't have talk some gargage sometimes

Fernando wrote:Yes he is

We should organize one big fight between the lot of us (not Soddy he's a wimp )

That'd be awesome, how'd it work group stages and then onto knock outs or straght knock outs? Would we be paired into weight and height division or random. Is it fight till one man gives up? What happens if you fall? Are we allowed to bite and pull hair?

You can't pull hair in case you break a nail, Viva.

Numbers from 1-16 can someone put 2 numbers against each other, 1 vs 2 etc.

That'd be awesome, how'd it work group stages and then onto knock outs or straght knock outs? Would we be paired into weight and height division or random. Is it fight till one man gives up? What happens if you fall? Are we allowed to bite and pull hair?

We all get dropped on an Island Viva & have to fight till the death, last man standing wins. Its kinda like a battle royal

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

That'd be awesome, how'd it work group stages and then onto knock outs or straght knock outs? Would we be paired into weight and height division or random. Is it fight till one man gives up? What happens if you fall? Are we allowed to bite and pull hair?

We all get dropped on an Island Viva & have to fight till the death, last man standing wins. Its kinda like a battle royal

Like "The Condemned"?

Like "The Condemned"?

Just liek that Marky!! I was trying to think what the film was called...

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

Like "The Condemned"?

Just liek that Marky!! I was trying to think what the film was called...

Bagsy Steve Austin!

Bagsy Steve Austin!

Bagsy Vinne Jones!

Err why are we bagsying for?

No idea. I don't even know what bagsy really means

Manchester United goalkeeper Anders Lindegaard says football needs a gay hero
Reckon Lindegaard is gay or is he pretending like Viva?

Bagsy the japanese guy