All Black Twickenham Plans Leaked.

Reliable rumour has it that the All Blacks are planning to throw caution to the wind at Twickenham.

Possibly inspired by the Kiwi born Welsh creativity at Cardiff the AB's, riddled with injuries and beseiged by the judiciary's sudden location of its lost dentures, NZ hope to fluster England with a plan sure to baffle the analysts and banish complacency and fatigue.

NZ appear set to name Israel Dagg to start at 10 outside Tawera Kerr-Barlow. The shock move apparently comes as potential genius born of desperation yileded through injury to Carter (Achillies), Cruden (Calf), Weepu (who missed the flight from Scotland despite four calls for all those still in the airport restaurant to board the flight), Aaron Smith (shaving injury) and Brad Barrett (Ribs still being tickled after dropping that sitter of a pass at the MS), with promising Rookie Tom Taylor to start at 15.

The front three will consist of the dynamic combination of Wyatt Crockett, Dane Coles and Franks (either, or possibly both), clearly targeting ratcheting up the already frantic AB pace to a new level and in lieu of Tony Woodcock (still in Cardiff recounting his RWC replica try to anyone who will listen).

Possibly the unorthodox set up is designed partly to divert attention from the disciplinary debacle that has best the All Blacks and provide 606v2 posters something else to talk about.

For anyone at the RFU struggling to find footage of Taylor for their analysis, here's a very high-tech analysis of his style recorded in classic Kiwi style on a hand held VHS off the telly by a heavily inebriated shaddow resembling Jed Thian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHcppY-wQwg.

Those still interested to know more might be interested to know that Tom Taylor is the grandchild of former all black star Dionne Warwick here seen appearing on behalf of Andrew Hore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kafVkPxjLYg

What's your source for this information?

I can't say. Dionne is very secretive.

I would guess a vivid imagination and not much else to do.

Or perhaps a spirit guide named Sam......a 2000 yr old ethipian who luckily can speak modern day english.

Does your source have an update on the backrow?

Funny you should ask One-eye. The backrow has been pencilled in as Adam Thomson (7), Andrew Hore (6) and late call up Richard Loe (8), although initial reports had been that he was thought to be holidaying in Cornwall with long time pal, Paul Carozza.

How do you reckon this team will do against England? 10? 20? 30 points?

If that is indeed the back row, england will win by 20....hore and thomson banned and loe must be about 60? and i reckon he's still gotta have a poorly elbow

One-eye wrote: How do you reckon this team will do against England? 10? 20? 30 points?

This is the All Blacks One-eye. It's not about how many points you score, it's about how many opposition players you can hospitalise, surely. Have you not read the Times and the Guardian this week? Sheesh.

Ultra, Thomson's ban was increased by one week, so he missed the Wales game. He is able to be selected against England.

anotherworldofpain wrote:

One-eye wrote: How do you reckon this team will do against England? 10? 20? 30 points?

This is the All Blacks One-eye. It's not about how many points you score, it's about how many opposition players you can hospitalise, surely. Have you not read the Times and the Guardian this week? Sheesh.

If that is the case, they did poorly against Italy then, didn't they.

Possibly inspired by the Kiwi born Welsh creativity at Cardiff the AB's, riddled with injuries and beseiged by the judiciary's sudden location of its lost dentures, NZ hope to fluster England with a plan sure to baffle the analysts and banish complacency and fatigue.

I just couldn't read beyond this, funniest thing I have read for ooo 24 hours

Those Rosetta Stone English language CD's really seem to have done the trick!

You think they'd just poach some tongan kids to fill the spots. There's plenty available in the England under 18s who haven't been capped by Scotland yet

Biltong was arranging the AB supper menu for Friday.


Where is he ?
Biltong we need you now more than ever.