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funny headlines
by Fernando Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:38 pm
here some headlines which truly are ridiculous
one arm man applauds kindness of strangers
a-rod goes deep, wang hurt
condom truck tips , spills load
attorney sues himself
state population to double by 2040 babies to blame
midget sues grocer over belittling remarks
student excited dad got head job
add some more
one arm man applauds kindness of strangers
a-rod goes deep, wang hurt
condom truck tips , spills load
attorney sues himself
state population to double by 2040 babies to blame
midget sues grocer over belittling remarks
student excited dad got head job
add some more
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Re: funny headlines
by Guest Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:43 pm
The Bed Shed broken into, police spring into action.
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Re: funny headlines
by Schrodinger's Cat Mon May 09, 2011 2:45 pm
Thieves have stolen the police station lavatory - detectives have nothing to go on.
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Re: funny headlines
by D4thincarnation Mon May 09, 2011 4:38 pm
Brazilians protest against Bush.
An article covering the state visit of George Bush to Brazil.
An article covering the state visit of George Bush to Brazil.
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Re: funny headlines
by Doon the Water Mon May 16, 2011 7:27 pm
Road signs, all genuine
Cafe Left Under Bridge [damned careless.]
20 MPH Children Playing [they are so quick]
Bag Your Own Manure. [why]
Caution Cr*p on the Road
[I think that should have been mud, but I know the farmer and he said it was definately cr*p, the Polis thought it was really funny to.]
Cafe Left Under Bridge [damned careless.]
20 MPH Children Playing [they are so quick]
Bag Your Own Manure. [why]
Caution Cr*p on the Road
[I think that should have been mud, but I know the farmer and he said it was definately cr*p, the Polis thought it was really funny to.]
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Re: funny headlines
by Adam D Mon May 16, 2011 9:09 pm
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7065824.ece
check out the headline and then the name of the reporter.
You couldnt make it up!
check out the headline and then the name of the reporter.
You couldnt make it up!
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Re: funny headlines
by Adam D Mon May 16, 2011 9:38 pm
Davie wrote:Got a "page not found" error on that one
I just clicked it again and it worked for me. Try it again Davie and let me know.
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Re: funny headlines
by Adam D Mon May 16, 2011 9:40 pm
Vienna Boys’ Choir caught up in sex abuse scandals
by
Roger Boyes, Berlin Correspondent of The Times
thats the headline and reporter if the link doesnt work.
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Re: funny headlines
by Davie Mon May 16, 2011 9:43 pm
Oh that one. Saw that about 12 months ago. Still won't work for me - you've probably got it cached
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Re: funny headlines
by Doon the Water Tue May 17, 2011 8:49 pm
An old golfing partner was called Jimmy Riddle.
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Re: funny headlines
by Il Gialloblu Sat Jul 09, 2011 1:37 pm
Man Found Dead In Graveyard.
My favourite real one was when John Savident (I think that's his name) who plays/played Fred Elliot got stabbed in the neck. Nothing funny about that of course but The Sun went with 'I've Been Stabbed, I Say I've Been Stabbed'.
My favourite real one was when John Savident (I think that's his name) who plays/played Fred Elliot got stabbed in the neck. Nothing funny about that of course but The Sun went with 'I've Been Stabbed, I Say I've Been Stabbed'.
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Re: funny headlines
by Cari Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:40 pm
The best newspaper headline I ever saw was this one from (I think it was) The Sun:
"Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious"
"Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious"
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Re: funny headlines
by activereactive Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:49 pm
[quote="Il Gialloblu"]Man Found Dead In Graveyard.
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Re: funny headlines
by Thomond Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:15 pm
It was in the Simpsons but still, "Old man yells at cloud"
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Re: funny headlines
by Murdochhackedme Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:26 pm
Paraphrasing, but this one is legit.
News of the world hacked into phones of police officers originally investigating them for hacking.
News of the world hacked into phones of police officers originally investigating them for hacking.
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