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CUP TACTICS AND VOTES TO MARKY (unless you're in the Spanish group, in which case send your tactics to Afro, please)

Those who voted, and posted tactics can add £2.5m to their budgets.

Those who didn't do both of those things get £1m only.

The Fan Gilhaus 'Whooooo?' League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble Name Pending - Cherries Bunga Bunga FC - Olly
Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

Table

VFL Bassender - CF

AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze


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the Cherries loves Neymar Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

Deportivo My Sharona - Marky

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures

Moleicester City - Fernando

Results

No Respek FC - Azzy

Table

Pass the Deutschie - Viva

Bayern My Erch - Fan

BOOM! Here is the righteous one

Just to build up the Cup this week;

Spanish Group

Teams	Played	Won	Drew	Lost	GD	GF	GA	Points
Deportivo My Sharona	2	1	1	0	+2	4	2	4
Deportivo la Chorizo	2	1	1	0	+1	3	2	4
Spanish Bank FC	2	0	1	1	-1	2	3	1
Total Juan Carrs FC	2	0	1	1	-2	2	4	1

Deportivo la Chorizo v Total Juan Carrs FC, Spanish Bank FC v Deportivo My Sharona

Chorizo and Sharona only need a draw, but lose and they could be overtaken on GD. There is a scenario where all four teams could end up on 4 points! All four teams still stand a chance of qualification, so all to play for.


English Group

Teams	Played	Won	Drew	Lost	GD	GF	GA	Points
No Respek FC	2	2	0	0	+6	6	0	6
FC SWAG	2	1	0	1	-2	1	3	3
AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC	2	0	1	1	-1	1	2	1
Moleicester City	2	0	1	1	-3	1	4	1

Moleicester City v FC SWAG, AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC v No Respek FC

Even though Mole City have said they aren't interested in the Cup, they go into the final game knowing they would leapfrog FC SWAG if they won, and only a win for Alan Partridge over No Respek would deny Mole City. FC SWAG only need a draw to all but guarantee qualification. But if Alan Partridge beat No Respek, GD suggests that one of SWAG and Mole City would need to win (and in Mole City's case, need to win well) to stop Alan Partridge and No Respek both qualifying. Worth watching out for.


German Group

Teams	Played	Won	Drew	Lost	GD	GF	GA	Points
Pass the Deutschie	2	2	0	0	+2	3	1	6
Bratwurst Mannschaft	2	1	0	1	+1	4	3	3
Bayern My Erch	2	1	0	1	0	1	1	3
VFL Fassbender	2	0	0	2	-3	1	4	0

Bayern My Erch v Bratwurst Mannschaft, Pass the Deutschie v VFL Fassbender

Another winner take all game, as Bayern My Erch go into their game against Bratwurst Mannschaft knowing only a win will give them qualification. A Mannschaft win or draw and they qualify. Pass the Deutschie v Fassbender is almost a dead rubber, with Deutschie already through and Fassbender's chances gone, but i'm sure both managers like winning...


Italian Group

Teams	Played	Won	Drew	Lost	GD	GF	GA	Points
Atalanta Falcons	2	2	0	0	+6	7	1	6
Under Brescia FC	2	1	0	1	+2	4	2	3
FC Murder On Zidane's Floor	2	1	0	1	-2	3	5	3
Bunga Bunga FC	2	0	0	2	-6	0	6	0

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor v Under Brescia FC, Atalanta Falcons v Bunga Bunga FC

All about FC Murder v Under Brescia, as it is as simple as the winner qualifies. Under Brescia only need a draw as their goal difference is superior, but will FC Murder knowing they have to win be an advantage or a disadvantage? Atalanta Falcons v Bunga Bunga is only the second dead rubber of the week, but Atalanta will no doubt be keen to maintain their 100% record and add another Italian side to their list of scalps.


Just a reminder that the Quarter Finals will be an open draw, finishing first or second has no bearing.

Fair play Mark, nice job building it up. I've got a tough game. Huum how to set up

InForm Zlatan & Iniesta are the ones to get this week.
I cant afford those tho so I shall go for Kroos or Lewandowski

Great build up Marky! Now to decide on my team...

Good work Marky

With Cherries Cup, we'd still be trying to work out what the first two sets of results were

Aabate, good signing. When I signed Debuchy I considered him, but I hate his haircut, and Debuchy is prettier.

No seeding for the QFs... Probably means I can put out a weaker side.

Then again, I'm playing Olly, so I could put out Sergio Romero on his own and still pick up points

Marky I concur with what Hero said on the last homepage about Gomez.

And I would also say yes he scored a hat trick, but would you play Steve Morison a week after he scores a hat trick?

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Aabate, good signing. When I signed Debuchy I considered him, but I hate his haircut, and Debuchy is prettier.

Once I signed Tevez, prettiness went out the window as a selection criteria

have a few players for sale

Cudicini
Wright
Maicon
De Bruyne
Jelavic
Cabella
Bruma

for sale

sodhat wrote:No seeding for the QFs... Probably means I can put out a weaker side.

Then again, I'm playing Olly, so I could put out Sergio Romero on his own and still pick up points

U DISSING MY STYLE OF FOOTBALL BRUV? COME BRING IT BRO

BigFellasAfro wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Aabate, good signing. When I signed Debuchy I considered him, but I hate his haircut, and Debuchy is prettier.

Once I signed Tevez, prettiness went out the window as a selection criteria

I sign all my players based on them having sick haircuts

As discussed and proven almost irrefutably in the past, how good a player is, is based solely on how sick his haircut is.

Everton's best players - Baines, Fellaini. Everton's worst players - Hibbert, Anichebe

Hibbert has a sick haircut. The short back and sides look never dates.

What about Phil Neville when he had his highlights - sick or rubbish?

Phil Neville is a good example.

He was better in the day of his highlights than he is now, although at the end of the day it was still pretty crappy highlights, so he was never going to be a world beater.

can someone give me feedback on this POTENTIAL line-up

----------------Kameni--------------
Kelly--Gamberini--Lucio--Bertrand
Wiji--Nocerino-------Aneke--Iturbe
-----------------Barkley--------------
--------------Aubaneyang-----

I sign all my players based on them having sick haircuts

Best way to do it soddy

CF, i think you should sell Nocerino to me

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:CF, i think you should sell Nocerino to me

i need nocerino especially this week with felliani out

I'd go for a better striker cherries...

BigFellasAfro wrote:Phil Neville is a good example.

He was better in the day of his highlights than he is now, although at the end of the day it was still pretty crappy highlights, so he was never going to be a world beater.

What about David James? When was his peak? He had a merry go round of differing sick haircuts

sodhat wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:Phil Neville is a good example.

He was better in the day of his highlights than he is now, although at the end of the day it was still pretty crappy highlights, so he was never going to be a world beater.

What about David James? When was his peak? He had a merry go round of differing sick haircuts

DAVID JAMES!!!!

Spoiler:

Asked Vic what she wanted for xmas last night, a new pair of GHD hair straightners..

Looked on line *&@* me £130 to straighten her f'in hair!!

i need nocerino especially this week with felliani out

How about after this week then CF ??

Fan Gilhaus wrote:Asked Vic what she wanted for xmas last night, a new pair of GHD hair straightners..

Looked on line *&@* me £130 to straighten her f'in hair!!

You could probably pick up two irons for less than that and attach a hinge to them so they do the same job.

Plus, she could steam her hair if it has a really stubborn curl.

get a brush for 99p

Fan Gilhaus wrote:get a brush for 99p

"Merry Christmas darling. What do you mean you want a divorce?"

My Mrs is on her 3rd pair of GHDs, count yourself lucky!

already bought a 3DS with Professor Layton and another game £185, then she tells me she wants these so £130 from Fans bank account this morning!

El skinto now till the 21st as I had to buy 4 BMXs for the kids last Friday

Sheesh she better start appreciating me lol

You have four kids, right? Not just two very greedy ones.

My Mrs is on her 3rd pair of GHDs, count yourself lucky!

Yo, GHD's are sick dude thats why

well i have my daughter, Vic has 4 from her x husband and one of her daughters stays with him

so 5 in total, my daughters birthday the 15th Dec, the oldest boy on the 17th, xmas week later, I hate this time of year lol

Seems like most people have birthdays around this time of year to me! I guess it must be that there is nothing else to do in February...

Morning

When doing league injuries you don't take into account the team that played in the cup previous weak do you? I can then decide to play my strongest team or weakest because its an open draw.

I think people are attending Maths classes in February Soddy, seeing as 9 months after February is November

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I think people are attending Maths classes in February Soddy, seeing as 9 months after February is November

didnt want to say lol

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I think people are attending Maths classes in February Soddy, seeing as 9 months after February is November

Yeah, Feb/March time seems to be boom boom time for people

Loads of people I know are around this time of the year, it must be a trend

I was a birthday present for my Mum, whose birthday is March 24. Luckily for her I was three weeks early, so I wasn't too big! She'd gone out dancing and drinking the night before, so the labour was about 90mins.

So I came into the world boozed up on G&T

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Morning

When doing league injuries you don't take into account the team that played in the cup previous weak do you? I can then decide to play my strongest team or weakest because its an open draw.

At least 1 injury will come from your first XI each week. The other is random, so it may well be 2.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I was a birthday present for my Mum, whose birthday is March 24. Luckily for her I was three weeks early, so I wasn't too big! She'd gone out dancing and drinking the night before, so the labour was about 90mins.

So I came into the world boozed up on G&T

I was 6 weeks early, and I've been late to everything ever since

Players for sale:

Phil Neville = £1.5m
Simon Kjaer = £6.5m
Bruno Soriano = £7m
David Beckham = £3m

Loads of people I know are around this time of the year, it must be a trend

Nah, just what you pick up & notice. I know loads of people with summer birthdays because mines around then. Just highlighted a bit more when its closer to yours or family member.
I have 4 family members bdays in June/July + 3 best mates.

I'll be playing a weaker team then.

Lets play a game find the best XI possible that share the same month as you, they have to be currently playing Football.

Zinedine'z PreZiction League Rezultz

Fan: 8
Tooze: 7
Marky: 7
Gregers: 5
Afro: 9
Cherries: 10
Zidane: 5
Viva: 6
Nando: 5
Olly: 8
Trebs: 9

Congratulations to Cherries who won this round by 1 point. Please add £1m to you budget.
I also want to give a shout out to Olly, only person to use his Banker on a correct score.

De Gea

Lahm
Vermaelen
Ferdinand
Abate

Verratti
Xabi Alonso

Schurrle
Fellaini
Navas

Jovetic

Not too bad, eh?

(You can search on TM for specific birth months)

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Zinedine'z PreZiction League Rezultz

Fan: 8
Tooze: 7
Marky: 7
Gregers: 5
Afro: 9
Cherries: 10
Zidane: 5
Viva: 6
Nando: 5
Olly: 8
Trebs: 9

Congratulations to Cherries who won this round by 1 point. Please add £1m to you budget.
I also want to give a shout out to Olly, only person to use his Banker on a correct score.

No mention of me then Nick, with my 12 points that wins?

Childish and spiteful. Pure class yet again.