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CUP TACTICS AND VOTES TO MARKY (unless you're in the Spanish group, in which case send your tactics to Afro, please)

Those who voted, and posted tactics can add £2.5m to their budgets.

Those who didn't do both of those things get £1m only.

The Fan Gilhaus 'Whooooo?' League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble Name Pending - Cherries Bunga Bunga FC - Olly
Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

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VFL Bassender - CF

AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze


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Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

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FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

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Deportivo My Sharona - Marky

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Spanish Bank FC - GSC

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Moleicester City - Fernando

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No Respek FC - Azzy

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Pass the Deutschie - Viva

Bayern My Erch - Fan

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

The Special Juan wrote:Hulk is now officially the worst player I've ever seen.

Yawn. We could all name 1,000 footballers worse than him playing right now, never mind in the history of the game.

That is of course unless the only football you've EVER watched is Hulk playing 1-on-0?

http://www.canaries.co.uk/team/player-profile/

Theres a good 30 right there

morning

Hulk is well over rated imo

GSC wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

The Special Juan wrote:Hulk is now officially the worst player I've ever seen.

Yawn. We could all name 1,000 footballers worse than him playing right now, never mind in the history of the game.

That is of course unless the only football you've EVER watched is Hulk playing 1-on-0?

http://www.canaries.co.uk/team/player-profile/

Theres a good 30 right there

Snowing where you all are? Woke up this morning and it had just started and by the time I left the house there was a layer forming.

aye its pishing doon wi the white stuff, nae guid

You live in Scotland though, it's always snowing and cold. I've had to put away my flip flops and sun loungers this morning down south.

It snowed for 10mins where I am, I now have a furious three year old demanding I make it snow again so we can make a snowman

hey, this is Scotland, we wear flip flops all year round, and we dinnae wear white socks like you lot lol

And do you know why we wear flip flops?

Cos we're hard and we can

Fan Gilhaus wrote:And do you know why we wear flip flops?

Cos we're hard and we can

I thought it was because proper shoes are expensive...

bna thats our going out shoes, everyday shoes are flippity flops lol

Fan Gilhaus wrote:Cos we're hard

Quite a feat considering how cold it is in a skirt, eh Fan?

Also, did you name yourself after Hans Gilhaus? I have his Shooting Stars card from 1991-'92 season

We dinnae wear knick knacks under our 'Skirts' lol

Well it wisnae Jim Bett was it lol

Yup one of my all time favourite players..

I always wonder how women go out in what they do, like skirts, tights, dresses etc.

Their legs must get freezing. I asked my friend if her legs get cold and she says no, but mine get cold through trousers and thick leg hair. Maybe they're just well 'ard?

they must hae a right cauld fanny

Careful Fan, you'll get a ticking off from Hero for lowering the tone

its slang for bum bag up here

FANNY - IS IT COLD?

The History of Scotland by Fan Gilhaus, in stores this Christmas.

TSJ isn't as Scottish as Fan, he doesn't even type in Scottish.

I claim to be the third highest ranked Scotsman due to being half Scottish and having worn a kilt before (for my dad's wedding).

It could be a reality show of Fan going around town centres on Friday nights asking women if they have cold fannies. A 24 part series, with 1 hour each episode.

see this snaw, ill be baw deep in it by the time I get finished lol

Marky wrote:TSJ isn't as Scottish as Fan, he doesn't even type in Scottish.

I claim to be the third highest ranked Scotsman due to being half Scottish and having worn a kilt before (for my dad's wedding).

My great grandmother was Scottish, but that means I can't play for Scotland by Fifa rules.

na you cannae

anywho how does my team rate amongst others, am I up there, in da middle or right down bottom wi the rest o the guff?


Not really looked at other teams

I do qualify to play for Scotland, but I'm seeing if I qualify for one of the better sides, like San Marino or Liechtenstein before committing to Scotland.

I actually think you should have kept Jelavic Fan, he's probably better than Benteke.

he was the one I thought I could get money for to strengthen the team, got 10m for him and managed to get Benteke and a better GK in Unnerstall

obvs the likes of Hummels would have got me more money but no way am selling him, Jelavic has gone a bit off the boil just now, but in Benteke I have a striker more suited to the lone ranger role imo

I think you're middle of the road Fan, it's a shame your star player was a CB because the teams that bought a MF/ST star player are much more likely to score than you are to keep a clean sheet...

Benteke is a better player than Jelavic, who has done nothing for about 6/7 months now. That you also got a better keeper proves what a good deal that was for you.

If you play to Benteke's strengths you'll do well

yeah dont understand why a star player was a cb when there are alot of cbs out there that would do a decent job...would have much preffered a great striker or AM but hey ho have to work with what I have..

IMO I have improved them already

still want a better LW but that can wait till next week, I know who I want just hope no one snaps him up before next Tuesday

Morning

Fan is the 5th realest Scotsman after Sir Alex, Sir Matt, Sir Law and Sir D.Fletcher.

I don't even think TSC is Scottish, like Marky said he can't speak Scottish. He's probably from Newcastle.

every Geordie is a wannabe Scotsman

I don't think England or Scotland want the Geordies

dont mind the Geordies, one of the more friendlier English cities i have been to

Wednesday's Azzrentice clue is up. I think you'll really enjoy the next task, those of you who get through that is

Taken a punt on Marquinhos from Roma.

Wasn't expected to play much this season, but has come in and made himself a regular already, and is starting to get the plaudits. Have only seen him once myself and he looked good. Quick and pretty solid.

Only a small gamble at £650k

yup, he is a very good player Afro

I may be tempted to sell Hummels if i got a very good offer

it would only take a huge offer for me to consider tho

Erik Lamela has been very good this season and Hernanes has been of the best players in Europe this season.

Fan what would you want for Hummels? Straight cash or PEX? I've got one of your favourites Adil Rami!

I sent you a PM Uncle Fan

would need a massive offer, prob the best CB in the league tbf

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I sent you a PM Uncle Fan

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Fan Gilhaus wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I sent you a PM Uncle Fan

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Thank you xx

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Fan Gilhaus wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I sent you a PM Uncle Fan

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Thank you xx

welcome

Fan Gilhaus wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Fan Gilhaus wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I sent you a PM Uncle Fan

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Thank you xx

welcome

I love you

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Fan Gilhaus wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Fan Gilhaus wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I sent you a PM Uncle Fan

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Thank you xx

welcome

I love you

What.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Fan Gilhaus wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Fan Gilhaus wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I sent you a PM Uncle Fan

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Thank you xx

welcome

I love you

What.

Like an uncle and nephew love.

Right. Phew. There's nothing more painful than seeing your online boyfriend flirt with other men

Back to fake football management, how does everyone feel about the Cup draw? And do the people still in it vote on the other games, or is it just the people who are out of the cup? Seems like I could vote for the teams I'd prefer to face in the next round rather than the team I actually think would win...

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Right. Phew. There's nothing more painful than seeing your online boyfriend flirt with other men

Back to fake football management, how does everyone feel about the Cup draw? And do the people still in it vote on the other games, or is it just the people who are out of the cup? Seems like I could vote for the teams I'd prefer to face in the next round rather than the team I actually think would win...

You don't know how much I laughed at that. Online boyfriend I would never virtually cheat on you.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:What Nando hasn't told you lot is that he messaged me saying "are you ready for an ass whooping", then promptly went 3-0 down inside 19mins

Good games Nando

To be fair your side is ridiculous compared to mine so was lucky just to get it back to 3-3 and lose on pens , won the 2nd game though figured you out good games though

#fifaequal

FC Twente midfielder Leroy Fer has become a laughing stock among his team-mates after buying his girlfriend a £22,000 pet horse - only to find out she can't keep it as she lives in a block of flats.

Fernando wrote:FC Twente midfielder Leroy Fer has become a laughing stock among his team-mates after buying his girlfriend a £22,000 pet horse - only to find out she can't keep it as she lives in a block of flats.

I saw that, my first thought was 'don't they have stables in Holland'. What a numpty.

#fifaequals

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Right. Phew. There's nothing more painful than seeing your online boyfriend flirt with other men

Back to fake football management, how does everyone feel about the Cup draw? And do the people still in it vote on the other games, or is it just the people who are out of the cup? Seems like I could vote for the teams I'd prefer to face in the next round rather than the team I actually think would win...

I think we can trust people to vote fairly - it's always been everyone voting on it, so it will remain the same. For those out of the cup it's a bonus for doing just half of their weekly requirments so it shouldn't cause issues with non-voting.

Open to offers on Balzaretti and one of Szalai/Di Natale

No problem soddy, just wanted to check. Nando, I'll make you an offer