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CUP TACTICS AND VOTES TO MARKY (unless you're in the Spanish group, in which case send your tactics to Afro, please)

Those who voted, and posted tactics can add £2.5m to their budgets.

Those who didn't do both of those things get £1m only.

The Fan Gilhaus 'Whooooo?' League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble Name Pending - Cherries Bunga Bunga FC - Olly
Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

Table

VFL Bassender - CF

AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze


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the Cherries loves Neymar Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

Deportivo My Sharona - Marky

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures

Moleicester City - Fernando

Results

No Respek FC - Azzy

Table

Pass the Deutschie - Viva

Bayern My Erch - Fan

Olly, your just behind him

Olly wrote:You sad man Soddy

Most of my posts have been out of view too. I'm a posting ninja.

I need to put a shift in if I want to take over Marky in the top 20 list. Only 23 posts thats dissapointing.

From tomorrow my aim is to do 50 posts per day on different parts of the forum all quality posts.

50 a day? How on earth do you find the time?

Me and Soddy are having secret ninja meetings to boost our posts

Azzy Mahmood wrote:50 a day? How on earth do you find the time?

I want to hit 50 posts a day, I'll have to do it in the evening. My life time goal is to hit the 100 post mark on The V2Forum but I'm also scared to do it. Closest I've got is 94.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I need to put a shift in if I want to take over Marky in the top 20 list. Only 23 posts thats dissapointing.

From tomorrow my aim is to do 50 posts per day on different parts of the forum all quality posts.

Take a team in the fantasy NFL we're doing, get dem posts up, yo.

Where do you find those stats anyway? I've only ever seen the top posters if you go to 'Memberlist' and sort by number of posts. Afro being 7th makes my eyes water

Just join the quiz section, some on there rack em up with the most drivel games I've ever seen.

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I need to put a shift in if I want to take over Marky in the top 20 list. Only 23 posts thats dissapointing.

From tomorrow my aim is to do 50 posts per day on different parts of the forum all quality posts.

Take a team in the fantasy NFL we're doing, get dem posts up, yo.

I seen it I would take a team but I don't know much about NFL.

https://www.606v2.com/memberlist?mode=today_posters

Here Azzy

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I need to put a shift in if I want to take over Marky in the top 20 list. Only 23 posts thats dissapointing.

From tomorrow my aim is to do 50 posts per day on different parts of the forum all quality posts.

Take a team in the fantasy NFL we're doing, get dem posts up, yo.

I seen it I would take a team but I don't know much about NFL.

Same, all I know is Tom Brady is good, Peyton Manning isn't, William the Refridgerator Perry is retired and Bradshaw doesn't actually do the commentary

How much NFL knowledge does one need?

sodhat wrote:https://www.606v2.com/memberlist?mode=today_posters

Here Azzy

Wow, EuroDivision FTW!

I take it everyone on here posts elsewhere on the forum, not just here?

Not all that much. A basic grasp of the offensive/defensive schemes and how not to be mugged in a trade should do you!

In fairness I didn't expect to have 16 people interested and it's looking like a lot of work to be doing now...

If you can tell me how the tactics side of the game works I may join.

TACTICS
The players passes the ball backwards to the QB the QB will look to drop very deep so he dont get tackled and look for the run of our RB who will make early runs the long throws of the QB should ebable the ball to reach its desitnation. I want the big guys to protect our RB so he can get forward and score a point.

When we are defending I want us to play zonal with each man picking up an area this will allow each player to mark their own section. We will look to play with a solid strong line. An hit them hard.

Is that tactics?

Man up Soddy.

It'll be alright once we get Derby on board as well

You would probably get screwed Viva.

I made most of that up except the zonal marking which I think Sodhat once asked me when I pretended to be the biggest NFL fan.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Hello, are these thing like the leagues that used to be on beeb 606??

sodhat wrote:Yes, they are fantasy management games where you do transfers, tactics, and other nonsense each week. Not sure how many vacancies there are, but there are plenty of leagues so you may be able to nick a space somewhere.

Did you know that Zinedine was Fan at that time and played along or did you genuinely think it was a new poster?

hey guys

VivaPaulScholes wrote: I made most of that up except the zonal marking which I think Sodhat once asked me when I pretended to be the biggest NFL fan.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Hello, are these thing like the leagues that used to be on beeb 606??

sodhat wrote:Yes, they are fantasy management games where you do transfers, tactics, and other nonsense each week. Not sure how many vacancies there are, but there are plenty of leagues so you may be able to nick a space somewhere.

Did you know that Zinedine was Fan at that time and played along or did you genuinely think it was a new poster?

I knew who it was. You'll see in my final sentence that I knew who it was.

Viva you forgot your touchdown dance instructions, 'hut hut' instructions, and cigar smoking for the coach instructions.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:If you can tell me how the tactics side of the game works I may join.

TACTICS
The players passes the ball backwards to the QB the QB will look to drop very deep so he dont get tackled and look for the run of our RB who will make early runs the long throws of the QB should ebable the ball to reach its desitnation. I want the big guys to protect our RB so he can get forward and score a point.

When we are defending I want us to play zonal with each man picking up an area this will allow each player to mark their own section. We will look to play with a solid strong line. An hit them hard.

Is that tactics?

They are tactics, but you'd probably find people criticising your use of "score a point". Other than that they could have been written by a true NFL fan.

Olly wrote:You would probably get screwed Viva.

Count me in

Name me 5 current starting RB's in the NFL. Go!

I think you broke the forum, Olly.

No their just busy googling or he's still trying to persuade people to lend him money to raise 17m for Monty

Nando I'm doing my best alright? I just need someone to buy Coloccini for £7.5m is all...

RBs: Walker, Richards, Johnson, Sagna, Jones.

I would have no chance

I see you boosting your post count in the gaming section, Viva!

https://www.606v2.com/t33640p300-name-game-films#1734409

I wouldn't mention it but you got the title of the film wrong and ruined their game

I even googled the spelling of museum to check if it's right oh well got the last letter right which counts

There probably is a film called night of the museum. Probably.

Azzy I'll pay 5m for Coloccini?

Bender is available for the right offer. I have a 15m lawyers offer so won't go cheaply.

Trebs, apprentice stuff will be sent around 8.30. Only just left work.

genuine question:
Where do Chorizo need to improve?

a) Center Back
b) Defensive Midfield
c) Squad depth
d) Other position

Thanks all

onlytreblewinners wrote:Bender is available for the right offer. I have a 15m lawyers offer so won't go cheaply.

If it'd been the other Bender Id have tried to work something out.

Hero wrote:

onlytreblewinners wrote:Bender is available for the right offer. I have a 15m lawyers offer so won't go cheaply.

If it'd been the other Bender Id have tried to work something out.

Not the first time I've heard that this week

Gregers wrote:

Hero wrote:

onlytreblewinners wrote:Bender is available for the right offer. I have a 15m lawyers offer so won't go cheaply.

If it'd been the other Bender Id have tried to work something out.

Not the first time I've heard that this week

Constantly overlooked for your fellow benders? Aww

Gregers wrote:Trebs, apprentice stuff will be sent around 8.30. Only just left work.

genuine question:
Where do Chorizo need to improve?

a) Center Back
b) Defensive Midfield
c) Squad depth
d) Other position

Thanks all

Everywhere. As soon as you stand still, you will get overtaken. You should never stop improving. God speed

what happened to the grantholt name thing olly?

CF wrote:what happened to the grantholt name thing olly?

What Grant Holt name thing?

Olly wrote:

Gregers wrote:Trebs, apprentice stuff will be sent around 8.30. Only just left work.

genuine question:
Where do Chorizo need to improve?

a) Center Back
b) Defensive Midfield
c) Squad depth
d) Other position

Thanks all

Everywhere. As soon as you stand still, you will get overtaken. You should never stop improving. God speed

I agree, but where before Friday?

Center back 1st you can cover DM's easily

Gregers wrote:

Olly wrote:

Gregers wrote:Trebs, apprentice stuff will be sent around 8.30. Only just left work.

genuine question:
Where do Chorizo need to improve?

a) Center Back
b) Defensive Midfield
c) Squad depth
d) Other position

Thanks all

Everywhere. As soon as you stand still, you will get overtaken. You should never stop improving. God speed

I agree, but where before Friday?

But where? That is the question. Is there really an answer? Does life have any answers? Will anything ever be right? God speed

Someone doing philosophy Olly?

Isn't Norwich officially the most godless place in England?

Is there a God? Or are we all scientific experiments? Is there someone watching over us taking care of us? If so why do disasters happen? So many questions, no answers. God speed.

Bollards

Why did God give us Bollards? Is there purpose only for semen? Is this God's way of creating life, or just some scientific experiment? God speed.

I can think of a few sperm that should have been stopped from getting through

This is what happens when the sperm and the egg are related...

God speed fellow creatures. God speed.