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CUP TACTICS AND VOTES TO MARKY (unless you're in the Spanish group, in which case send your tactics to Afro, please)

Those who voted, and posted tactics can add £2.5m to their budgets.

Those who didn't do both of those things get £1m only.

The Fan Gilhaus 'Whooooo?' League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble FC Swag - Cherries Bunga Bunga FC - Olly
Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

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VFL Bassender - CF

AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze


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Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

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FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

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Deportivo My Sharona - Marky

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Spanish Bank FC - GSC

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Moleicester City - Fernando

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No Respek FC - Azzy

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Pass the Deutschie - Viva

Bayern My Erch - Fan

Viva why didn't you vote for me to win 5-0 i'd be in.the semis then?

I voted 20 nil for you but Marky didn't allow it, he said I'd have to pleasure him but you know Viva is faithful to his lovers

Actually Viva voted 2-0 to Nando

What a man sausage you're not allowed to mention who voted what.

His lying Mighty don't believe him xxx

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Well done Gregers you have a good side im proud of my players they put in a good performance but sadly didn't get the result. no German teams in semis :-(

Shocked I got through that viva, could have gone either way as far as I'm concerned. Semi finals, boom!

If it was 0-0 instead of 2-0 loss it really.would have been penos?

Note to self: add £2.5m to budget.

Second note: pay your debts Azzy you beefhead.

Good work Marky, and good game by the look of it too

I think people are a little harsh on my defence at times though...

https://www.606v2.com/t38591-christmas-lawyers

Reminder for these; I will be doing the calculations later when I'm watching the football, so the deadline is extended until roughly 7:45pm.

Anyone want Deulofeu before I use him as my Xmas lawyer.

Spanish, U21, can play LW, RW and CF and can go domestically to anyone who matches what a lawyers offer would be (£11m).

I reckon with the healthy lead Barca have that he might start getting the odd appearance as well in the New Year.

Has anyone actually got any work on?

I'm coasting!

I have plenty of work on. Motivation seems to be my sticking point.

I'm just hanging around at the moment. I need to get some Christmas shopping done. Is it too late to order from Amazon do you reckon?

I think a week is plenty delivery time soddy.

Anyone ever watched mad max 3?

Ah you're probably right Trebs, I've ordered it now anywho.

I've never seen any Mad Max films. Then again I've never seen Star Wars or The Godfather either so maybe it's me.

am working, today, tomorrow, 27th back shift, 31st 9pm finsh..off until ther3rd otherwise

Never seen Star Wars?

I could probably do it word for word!

Fan Gilhaus wrote:am working, today, tomorrow, 27th back shift, 31st 9pm finsh..off until ther3rd otherwise

Don't worry about it Fan, not up and running again properly until Jan 7th onwards.

Hero wrote:Never seen Star Wars?

I could probably do it word for word!

Thing is, it's permeated our culture so much that at this point I don't even need to see Star Wars. I know what happens, I know quotes and characters, and I've saved myself hours.

I watched the Family Guy spoofs though.

You've never watched star wars? Shame on you.

I've never seen mad max but i'm with the family watching it.

I've not seen any Lord of the Rings either. I won't be watching The Hobbit this Christmas...

sodhat wrote:

Fan Gilhaus wrote:am working, today, tomorrow, 27th back shift, 31st 9pm finsh..off until ther3rd otherwise

Don't worry about it Fan, not up and running again properly until Jan 7th onwards.

aye just in case you think i've dissapeared

I've seen and read Lord of the Rings, personally found them boring as hell and I'm a Grade A geek that's into all that genre.

I'm not a fan of lord of the rings. My dad made me read it as a punishment when i was younger, along with the bible

How many pages is the bible?

Do you reckon we could condense it down into 3 hours or so and make a scene by scene re-enactment of the whole thing? That movie would be big business.

Soddy you're dead to me. What kind of 'man' hasn't watched LOTR or Star Wars?

The one i read was 800-odd pages?
Thing is Christians would massively oppose it.

Treb's is right. it would have to be wholly accurate and therefore 700 pages of dull and 100 pages of action (rough estimate), or there would be massive opposition

Yeah but they oppose stuff like gay marriage and totally rational things so feck em.

The Bible could be a 4-part epic, starring all the old men of Hollywood, plus Justin Bieber as Jesus

Also, Trebs, how on earth have you READ the Bible? Are you fo'shizzle?

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Soddy you're dead to me. What kind of 'man' hasn't watched LOTR or Star Wars?

You're like the 3rd person to say that to me in the last 24 hours

We'll get Mel Gibson to direct. That'll get the christians on side.

Not to mention the Jews

I need some transfer advice, anyone care to PM me?

Azzy i'll help if you answer a question of mine after?

thought Viva was 'Lord of the Ring'??

onlytreblewinners wrote:Azzy i'll help if you answer a question of mine after?

Go for it. And yes, I will play Moses in your Bible adaptation.

I have the boxset extended trilogy of LOTR

Morning

Fan I'll bang your ring and make you love me like it's 1980.

While Frankie Goes To Hollywood plays in the background? "Relax..."

afternoon

Hero Claus has a special gift for you all for being so good all year (except you, ZZZ)

Yo, What you talking bout Willis ?!?

I never seen any of the LOTR.
Seen all Star Wars, Godfarther, most of the usual epic franchises & the not so epic like Terminator (T2 was the best then it went poop).

Completely agree ZZZ.

The first two terminators are good but it's downhill after that. althought the woman in T3 is hot.

This week's results in Azzrictions:

Afro 11
Nando 9 (including 6 for the United game)
Trebs 7
Viva 7
Marky 6
Fan 3
Azzy 3

Afro gets £1m for Christmas

The Naked Gun trilogy is, and will always be, the greatest film franchise.

PROVE ME WRONG WORLD.

sodhat wrote:The Naked Gun trilogy is, and will always be, the greatest film franchise.

PROVE ME WRONG WORLD.

Nice Beaver.

Once Anchorman 2 is out, that will be the greatest franchise ever

Watched Anchorman the other day for the first time in ages. I have a soundboard on my phone too; "I know what you're thinking. And yes, I do have a nickname for my Winkle. It's called the octagon."

What was the deadline for posting the Xmas lawyer selections? Was it midday today or did I rush for no reason?

It was midday, but I relented an will accept them right up to around 7:45pm (as I mentioned earlier this morning)

You can still change whatever you've put down though

Okay, thanks.

I didn't see your post sorry

Yeah Trebs the woman in 3 werent bad, shame the film sooked balls tho. The Christian Bale one wasnt too bad, Salvation.

Naked Gun is quality.
Hot Shots!!

Kill Bill is one of my favs and as a third installment has been confirmed (according to IMDB) that should be an epic trilogy,

Which film is this a quote from:

"I guess I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue."