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Those who voted, and posted tactics can add £2.5m to their budgets.

Those who didn't do both of those things get £1m only.

The Fan Gilhaus 'Whooooo?' League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble FC Swag - Cherries Bunga Bunga FC - Olly
Total Juan Carrs FC - Hero

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VFL Bassender - CF

AHAAAAAAAAAA Alan Partridge FC - Tooze


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the Cherries loves Neymar Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

Deportivo My Sharona - Marky

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures

Moleicester City - Fernando

Results

No Respek FC - Azzy

Table

Pass the Deutschie - Viva

Bayern My Erch - Fan

I'm going back through some of the archives of the year to find a post of the year winner. Anyone got any they remember that were brilliant?

Morning guys.

Banjo string I had to Google that, how does that happen? Where does the bleeding come from? Is it like a cut? Only happens during sex? Do you lose your erection? I read that you lose sensation, and what does having a foreskin got to do with it? Please help I was too shy to ask on the sex and advice forum.

Was the haircut debate this year or last?

Maxwell (£6M) and Zanetti (£2M) can both go

As usual i am open for deals.

After a CM

Questions up imminently.

5ive was my topic of the year.

Christmas Sheep Questions (Reindeer, if you will)

Answers to me by 12:45 please, hopefully scores up at 1.

Name one of Santa's reindeer.
Name something "my true love gave to me". (As sang in the song you dirty buggers!!)
Name a famous Christmas Number 1 from the 80s.
Name something you expect to see a "Christmas Special" of on the BBC on the 25th.
Name something that is used to decorate a Christmas tree.
Name something aside from turkey that is eaten at Christmas.
Name a classic Christmas film.
Name someone who sang on the original "Do They Know It's Christmas?"

BOOOOM Real Madrid!
Cant wait. Going to be tough but what a fixture.
Ronnie returns! but not in the way fans dreamed of. Gotto get me a ticket to that.

What did everyone make of the CL draw?

think the most attractive fixture is Shaktar v Dortmund

Yeah im looking forward to that Fan.
I backed Dortmund at 10/1 to win it after the last round, there now 7/1.
Oh and I also have Man United to win it, put that on start of season #Standard

Anyone want to buy VDV off me?

would but only got 9m ish

predicted a Dortmund v Barcelona final ages ago

Fan Gilhaus wrote:think the most attractive fixture is Shaktar v Dortmund

Agreed, match of the round IMO. Malaga are a dark horse for a semi final position

Calculating results now.

Porto v Malaga tough to call

Porto v Malaga tough to call

Im going to go Porto on that, but yes its a hard call.

My predicitions (winners in bold)

Galatasaray v Schalke
Celtic v Juventus
Arsenal v Bayern Munich
Shakhtar Donetsk v Borussia Dortmund
AC Milan v Barcelona
Real Madrid v Manchester United
Valencia v Paris St Germain
Porto v Malaga

Can't wait for the tie against Madrid. I'm confident we can beat them, long time till then so I won't predict anything yet.

Hero wrote:My predicitions (winners in bold)

Galatasaray v Schalke
Celtic v Juventus
Arsenal v Bayern Munich
Shakhtar Donetsk v Borussia Dortmund
AC Milan v Barcelona
Real Madrid v Manchester United
Valencia v Paris St Germain
Porto v Malaga

Can't argue with any of those

Maybe Valencia could surprise PSG though

exactly what i predicted, although think porto-malaga is a toss of a coin


the only surprise i see is shaktar beating dortmund

Winner of Shakhtar vs Dortmund to go on and win the CL

i wanted that as a final

for some reason I just cant see Barcelona winning this year

I can't see Real winning it either. Maybe we won't beat them but someone else will definitely.

Name one of Santa's reindeer.

Rudolph
TSJ
Fan
Viva
Hero
nadeem
Gregers
sodhat
Afro
trebs

After Round 1
TSJ - 9
Fan - 9
Viva - 9
Hero - 9
nadeem - 9
Gregers - 9
sodhat - 9
Afro - 9
trebs - 9

Name something "my true love gave to me".

5 Gold Rings
TSJ
Fan
Hero
trebs
Gregers


A Partridge In A Pear Tree
sodhat
Afro
Viva

Two Turtle Doves
nadeem

After Round 2
TSJ - 14
Fan - 14
Viva - 12
Hero - 14
nadeem - 10
Gregers - 14
sodhat - 12
Afro - 12
trebs - 14

I don't know, with what's going on with Tito it might become one of those X-Factor style 'we did it for Tito' moments.

Dortmund/Shakhtar vs Munich/Madrid

surprise surprise, The red Nose one comes out on top

English side against Bayern?

No chance without, JEREMY GOSS

#stilltheonlyteamtobeatBayernaway

Name a famous Christmas Number 1 from the 80s

Do They Know It's Christmas?
TSJ
Fan
Afro
Hero
nadeem
trebs

Last Christmas
sodhat
Viva

Mistletoe and Wine
Gregers

After Round 3
TSJ - 20
Fan - 20
Viva - 14
Hero - 20
nadeem - 16
Gregers - 15
sodhat - 14
Afro - 18
trebs - 20

Barcelona have won the last two Wembley finals, too...

Glad to see me and Viva have some musical taste, at least.

Fan Gilhaus wrote:surprise surprise, The red Nose one comes out on top

Sir Alex?

sodhat wrote:Glad to see me and Viva have some musical taste, at least.

musical taste yes, understanding that musical taste is not what is important in the quiz, no.

Hero wrote:

sodhat wrote:Glad to see me and Viva have some musical taste, at least.

musical taste yes, understanding that musical taste is not what is important in the quiz, no.

But everyone loves George Michael! You've all let yourselves down.

sodhat wrote:

Hero wrote:

sodhat wrote:Glad to see me and Viva have some musical taste, at least.

musical taste yes, understanding that musical taste is not what is important in the quiz, no.

But everyone loves George Michael! You've all let yourselves down.

You gotta have faith.

Name something you expect to see a "Christmas Special" of on the BBC on the 25th.

Eastenders
TSJ
Viva




Top of the Pops
Fan


Only Fools and Horses
sodhat

Royle Family
Afro


Dr Who
Hero
nadeem
trebs
Gregers

Scores After Round 4
TSJ - 22
Fan - 21
Viva - 16
Hero - 24
nadeem - 20
Gregers - 19
sodhat - 15
Afro - 19
trebs - 24

Name something that is used to decorate a Christmas tree

Tinsel
TSJ
Afro
Hero
Gregers


Balls
Fan
trebs

Lights
sodhat

Angel
Viva


Star
nadeem

Scores After Round 5
TSJ - 26
Fan - 23
Viva - 17
Hero - 28
nadeem - 21
Gregers - 23
sodhat - 16
Afro - 23
trebs - 26

Name something aside from turkey that is eaten at Christmas.

Sprouts
TSJ
Fan
Viva
Hero
trebs


Christmas Pudding
sodhat
Afro

Soup
nadeem

Mince Pie
Gregers

Score after Round 6
TSJ - 31
Fan - 28
Viva - 22
Hero - 33
nadeem - 22
Gregers - 24
sodhat - 18
Afro - 25
trebs - 31

ARSENAL WILL NOT BEAT BAYERN AWAY, ONLY NORWICH CAN DO THAT! MWAHAHAHAHHA

Chelsea did it last year

sodhat wrote:Chelsea did it last year

Remind me what the score was at full time?

Semantics, they won the game

Remind me when Norwich won back to back European cups

United are going to get absolutely destroyed

TSJ, post the Sheep results on here mate

Back at work now, boss off this afternoon too

All the best Fan, hope you and Mrs Fan get some alone time

Fan Gilhaus wrote:

right lads, am off soon and not back till 27th, so hope you all enjoy christmas, have a great time, drink loads and eat more..if your single take advantage of very drunk girls, but the only fat burd you should have is the Turkey

All the best

Best Christmas Message ever. Merry Christmas Fan.

Carrick Scholes and Cleverley will all play as we destroy the Madrid midfield

Azzy Mahmood wrote:All the best Fan, hope you and Mrs Fan get some alone time

doubt it very much lol, ill just have to stuff my bird when I get the chance

Azzy Mahmood wrote:TSJ, post the Sheep results on here mate

Back at work now, boss off this afternoon too

How did I end up on the TP page???

Fan Gilhaus wrote:

right lads, am off soon and not back till 27th, so hope you all enjoy christmas, have a great time, drink loads and eat more..if your single take advantage of very drunk girls, but the only fat burd you should have is the Turkey

All the best

I'm not having sex with the turkey again, it ruined Christmas lunch last year.