Best Sporting Quotes

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Much as a dislike Cricket as a spectacle, Graham Gooch's response to the ball of the century by Warne was brilliant:

"If that was a cheese roll, it would never have got past him"

Anyone got any other pearls?

Faldo makes me smile every time he trots this one out:

Golf Pro: Remember, you're hitting in to a 3-club wind.

Student: Which three clubs?

Bill Shankly speaking about the offside rule:

“If a player is not interfering with play or seeking to gain an advantage, then he should be.”