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Post by Guest Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:48 pm

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Hello everyone. We're finally here - the Azzrentice Season One Final. Congratulations to Gregers, Soddy and Marky for getting this far, and thank you to all of you who have competed in the competition so far. It's been fun, yet tough. And there can be only one winner.

TEAMS:

TEAM SODDY TEAM GREGERS TEAM MARKY
Soddy Gregers Marky
Afro Trebs Viva
Olly Hero Nando
Zebs GSC Fan
Cherries Tooze CF

The task:
I want you to present to me a vision. A vision of what football really means to you. And to do that, I'm giving you £125m to spend.

With that £125m, I want you to buy a team of 18 footballers, using their TM values as of 24 January 2012 (prepare now but check the values don't go up when you submit). For this 18-man squad, I want you to provide a starting XI, and a briefing on how you want them to play. Not tactics as such, but I want you to inspire the players with a vision for how you want them to play the game.

Now, to help you, I am going to offer you the chance to purchase a manager. You can have another £25m for this - anything you don't spend can be put towards your squad purchases. The manager will be the person who will carry out your vision, who will put it into practice and get the players playing the way you want them to. Not to say that you're choosing the manager's vision of course, but if your vision is of lumping it to Andy Carroll, don't choose Wenger! Manager prices are as follows:

Pep Guardiola - £25m
Jose Mourinho - £25m
Sir Alex Ferguson - £25m
Roberto Mancini - £20m
Arsene Wenger - £20m
Guus Hiddink - £17.5m
Tito Vilanova - £17.5m
Jupp Heynckes - £16.5m
Andre Villas-Boas - £15m
Jürgen Klopp - £15m
Massimiliano Allegri - £15m
Marcelo Bielsa - £13.5m
David Moyes - £13.5m
Diego Simeone - £12.5m
Brendan Rogers - £12.5m
Antonio Conte - £12.5m
Manuel Pellegrini - £10m
Rafael Benítez - £10m
Michael Laudrup - £8m
Chris Hughton - £5m

I will be judging this task on three aspects:

1. The starting XI, including chemistry between players (ie, they have to complement your vision)
2. The substitutes, so you don't buy any old toot to make your first team look better
3. Your vision, including whether your manager is capable of carrying it off

The team with the best XI, subs and vision will win - the prize is still to be determined. Good luck one and all!

DEADLINE IS 2359 ON THURSDAY 24 JANUARY - FRIDAY 25 JANUARY WILL BE AZZRENTICE LIVE


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Post by Trebs Tue Dec 18, 2012 10:56 pm

How could you choose viva over me :-(

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Post by Afro Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:04 pm

I'm in sod Ok!
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Post by FIFA Diva Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:05 pm

sodhat wrote:I will take Afro as my first pick.
No offence to anyone else...

You're dead to me. Xxx
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Post by FIFA Diva Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:08 pm

sodhat wrote:Afro was top of my big board. You have the potential, but how will you handle the pros? If youare still there in round two, I will take you. You were legit no.2. In a good way.

I wasn't even your back up choice. We're done forever.
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Post by Good Golly I'm Olly Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:10 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:I'm in sod Ok!

Jesus christ that's team spirit taken to the next level Shocked
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Post by Fernando Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:16 pm

Laugh I shall help whoever needs it

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Post by Guest Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:28 pm

I love how the banter has started three weeks early Laugh

Gregers, your pick!

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Post by Good Golly I'm Olly Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:30 pm

*all the non finalists stare with menace at Gregers as he comes to the podium to announce his pick*
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Post by Guest Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:47 am

*drum roll*

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Post by Gregers Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:46 am

I'll take trebs please

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Post by Guest Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:58 am

Marky takes Viva.

When I get to work I'll update the OP, then Soddy can pick again.

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Post by sodhat Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:59 am

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
sodhat wrote:Afro was top of my big board. You have the potential, but how will you handle the pros? If youare still there in round two, I will take you. You were legit no.2. In a good way.

I wasn't even your back up choice. We're done forever.

Laugh

Now you have to ask yourself whether I was just appeasing Olly or whether he was really my back up choice. You'll never know the answer.

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Post by Guest Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:27 am

Right then soddy, OP is updated - it's your pick OK

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Post by sodhat Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:30 am

I will stick to my word and draft Olly with my second round pick. I do wonder whether he'll help though Laugh

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Post by Gregers Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:32 am

I'll take Hero as my second pick

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Post by Afro Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:33 am

Good pick Sod. I was going to PM you saying that he was the best option IMO
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Post by Guest Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:34 am

Marky picks Nando. Soddy's pick.

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Post by sodhat Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:36 am

At the risk of him not assisting at all, I select ZZZ.

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Post by Trebs Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:39 am

Gregers kiss

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Post by Gregers Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:54 am

I'll take GSC

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Post by Good Golly I'm Olly Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:57 am

Soddy you've saved yourself. I feel another rendition of Here Without You by 3 Doors Down is needed heart
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Post by sodhat Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:58 am

Is that what that song was?

I wondered, I'd never seen it before. I thought maybe you had written it yourself...

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Post by Good Golly I'm Olly Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:40 am

Lets not go to far here Soddy Laugh
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Post by Guest Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:09 am

Marky picks Fan.

Soddy, your last pick. Choices, choices Laugh

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Post by Afro Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:10 am

Choices indeed. CF and Tooze won't take part and Cherries will just want to label everything as Swag
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Post by Guest Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:13 am

Team 'lotion boys with swag what fancy Neymar twice in the face' FTW The Azzrentice Final - Page 2 3559488474

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Post by sodhat Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:15 am

I can't turn cherries down, he's the one I wanted all along.

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Post by Guest Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:15 am

Haha, good one Soddy Laugh

Gregers, you choose between two non-combatants OK

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Post by Gregers Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:22 am

I'll take Toozetastic

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Post by Guest Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:26 am

CF, you are the weakest link. Join Marky's team OK

So, the draft has been done. Let's hope the task suits your new helpers's skills...

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Post by Marky Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:00 pm

Happy to have the two finalists from last year's Apprentice on my team.

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Post by Afro Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:02 pm

You haven't it was Nando v Twist

For all viva's bravado, he has never made final
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Post by Marky Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:03 pm

Ok, two semi finalists (I think)

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Post by Afro Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:05 pm

Yeah, it was viva and sod who both went out in the semis on the twitter task
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Post by FIFA Diva Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:06 am

I could have easily made the final if I wanted to. I'm part of the #Beliebers on Twitter and could have got them to follow me in a second. If you look at my results in helping the finalist you'll see I'm the chosen one. Xxx
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Post by Good Golly I'm Olly Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:35 pm

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Post by Guest Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:00 pm

I said on the main thread yesterday that we would start next week. Wise, seeing as not everyone appears to he back full-time yet.

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Post by Good Golly I'm Olly Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:15 pm

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Post by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:53 pm

If im on Teem Soddy Afro can mail me little bits to do & I can help.

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Post by Marky Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:49 am

Bring it on Azzy, i'm ready!

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Post by Afro Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:51 am

Now would be a great time to start the final task.

Not in office due to snow, so "working from home". Latest forecast has it snowing until Wednesday!!
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Post by sodhat Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:52 am

Times up, lets do this!


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Post by Guest Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:53 am

Haha, I keep forgetting! Give me 15mins OK

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Post by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:11 am

Whats going on?

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Post by Guest Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:15 am

Okay, the task is up.

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Post by sodhat Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:16 am

When is the deadline?

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Post by Afro Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:18 am

Nice task. When do we need to submit by?
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Post by Marky Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:20 am

Antonio Conte - £12.5m

Half the Juventus squad for £100.5m

£1m paid to the ref each week to guarantee £37m = 37 wins.

What's my prize?

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Post by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:26 am

With Fan gone & I havent seem much of CF wouldnt it be fair to give Marky another team member?

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Post by Guest Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:35 am

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:With Fan gone & I havent seem much of CF wouldnt it be fair to give Marky another team member?
He has Viva, he has a huge advantage on the other two teams.

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