The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:30 am

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:32 am

A new page has been started

by **Galted** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:57 am

A new page has been started
for us to be cynical, rude and cold-hearted

by two_tone Thu 20 Dec 2012, 2:38 pm

A new page has been started
for us to be cynical, rude and cold-hearted
expect loads of swearing

by **Galted** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 2:53 pm

A new page has been started
for us to be cynical, rude and cold-hearted
expect loads of swearing
and us not really caring

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 3:32 pm

A new page has been started
for us to be cynical, rude and cold-hearted
expect loads of swearing
and us not really caring
and by the way i think i just farted

by two_tone Thu 20 Dec 2012, 4:06 pm

That was an excellent way to begin

by **Galted** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 5:14 pm

That was an excellent way to begin
though the last line was borderline sin

by Guest Thu 20 Dec 2012, 5:51 pm

That was an excellent way to begin
though the last line was borderline sin
My sack has a rash

by **Galted** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 5:55 pm

That was an excellent way to begin
though the last line was borderline sin
My sack has a rash
and my c0ck smells like hash

by Guest Thu 20 Dec 2012, 5:57 pm

That was an excellent way to begin
though the last line was borderline sin
My sack has a rash
and my c0ck smells like hash
So its much better outside than in

by **Galted** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 6:29 pm

by **Pal Joey** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 8:56 pm

Santa's sack got caught in the chimney The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread 3754190863

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:19 pm

Santa's sack got caught in the chimney
It got nibbled by a cricket called Jiminy

by Guest Thu 20 Dec 2012, 9:27 pm

Santa's sack got caught in the chimney
It got nibbled by a cricket called Jiminy
That sounds a tad sore

by **Pal Joey** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:04 pm

Santa's sack got caught in the chimney
It got nibbled by a cricket called Jiminy
That sounds a tad sore
and we heard Santa roar

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 10:15 pm

Santa's sack got caught in the chimney
It got nibbled by a cricket called Jiminy
That sounds a tad sore
and we heard Santa roar
"Arrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh-imney!"

by **Galted** Fri 21 Dec 2012, 3:12 pm

the Apocalypse hasn't been great

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Dec 2012, 3:46 pm

the Apocalypse hasn't been great
Because the Mayans got the wrong date

by Guest Fri 21 Dec 2012, 4:24 pm

the Apocalypse hasn't been great
Because the Mayans got the wrong date
That calendar sucks

by **Galted** Fri 21 Dec 2012, 4:40 pm

the Apocalypse hasn't been great
Because the Mayans got the wrong date
That calendar sucks
those Mexican shmucks

by Guest Fri 21 Dec 2012, 5:01 pm

the Apocalypse hasn't been great
Because the Mayans got the wrong date
That calendar sucks
those Mexican shmucks
Oh hang on, there's a bomb due at eight

by **Kenny** Sat 22 Dec 2012, 4:26 pm

by **Kenny** Sat 22 Dec 2012, 4:27 pm

Opening present can be good

by Guest Sat 22 Dec 2012, 4:36 pm

Opening presents can be good
Its exciting, in fact I got wood

by **Kenny** Sat 22 Dec 2012, 4:37 pm

Opening presents can be good
Its exciting, in fact I got wood
a fact i found quite hard to hide

by **Galted** Sat 22 Dec 2012, 4:51 pm

Opening presents can be good
Its exciting, in fact I got wood
a fact i found quite hard to hide
'it's a tentpole' I lied

by Guest Sat 22 Dec 2012, 5:07 pm

Opening presents can be good
Its exciting, in fact I got wood
a fact i found quite hard to hide
'it's a tentpole' I lied
As my man meat produced a big pud

by **Kenny** Sun 23 Dec 2012, 2:15 pm

The in-laws are doing my head in

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 23 Dec 2012, 2:44 pm

The in-laws are doing my head in
So, like Lennon, I may do a bed-in

by **Kenny** Sun 23 Dec 2012, 2:46 pm

The in-laws are doing my head in
So, like Lennon, I may do a bed-in
but the wife is no Yoko

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 23 Dec 2012, 2:58 pm

The in-laws are doing my head in
So, like Lennon, I may do a bed-in
but the wife is no Yoko
So I'll stick with hot cocoa

by **Kenny** Sun 23 Dec 2012, 3:03 pm

The in-laws are doing my head in
So, like Lennon, I may do a bed-in
but the wife is no Yoko
So I'll stick with hot cocoa
And pack them back off home to Reading

by Guest Sun 23 Dec 2012, 3:04 pm

I've gone slow on the lyrical draw

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 23 Dec 2012, 3:07 pm

I've gone slow on the lyrical draw
But I've found an empirical law

by Guest Sun 23 Dec 2012, 3:08 pm

I've gone slow on the lyrical draw
But I've found an empirical law
I've googled that word!

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 23 Dec 2012, 3:17 pm

I've gone slow on the lyrical draw
But I've found an empirical law
I've googled that word!
Is genius inferred?

by Guest Sun 23 Dec 2012, 4:03 pm

I've gone slow on the lyrical draw
But I've found an empirical law
I've googled that word!
Is genius inferred?
You're confusing me now, my head's sore!

by **Galted** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 7:51 am

I'm impressed by multi-syllabic words

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 8:49 am

I'm impressed by multi-syllabic words
But not 'yes', 'no', 'day', 'night', 'cats', 'dogs' or 'birds'

by **Galted** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:11 am

I'm impressed by multi-syllabic words
But not 'yes', 'no', 'day', 'night', 'cats', 'dogs' or 'birds'
I love a prime number

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:00 am

I'm impressed by multi-syllabic words
But not 'yes', 'no', 'day', 'night', 'cats', 'dogs' or 'birds'
I love a prime number
And a ripe green cucumber

by **Pal Joey** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:01 am

I'm impressed by multi-syllabic words
But not 'yes', 'no', 'day', 'night', 'cats', 'dogs' or 'birds'
I love a prime number
And a ripe green cucumber
To entice my private buffalo herds

by **Galted** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:05 am

we're back to the abstract sublime

by **Pal Joey** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:57 am

We're back to the abstract sublime
As the bells on St Nicks' reindeer chime

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:59 am

We're back to the abstract sublime
As the bells on St Nicks' reindeer chime
With Rudolph's red nose

by **Pal Joey** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:09 am

We're back to the abstract sublime
As the bells on St Nicks' reindeer chime
With Rudolph's red nose
and Dancer's fake pose

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:20 am

We're back to the abstract sublime
As the bells on St Nicks' reindeer chime
With Rudolph's red nose
and Dancer's fake pose
Comet's drunk on vodka and lime

by **Pal Joey** Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:03 pm

Another Christmas watching Steven Segal

by Guest Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:06 pm

Another Christmas watching Steven Segal
Kicking backside, that man is my pal

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