The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Dec 2012, 11:30 am

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:09 pm

I apologise for adding those words
And I'm sorry for writing with nerds
But I thought we'd agreed
(OK, I'll concede)
and I'll make you some lentils and curds

by Guest Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:11 pm

Mr officer please let me go

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 Jan 2013, 11:20 pm

Mr officer please let me go
'cos my anger is starting to grow

by **Kenny** Sat 05 Jan 2013, 12:37 pm

Mr officer please let me go
'cos my anger is starting to grow
I didn't throw the first shot

by **Galted** Sat 05 Jan 2013, 5:48 pm

Mr officer please let me go
'cos my anger is starting to grow
I didn't throw the first shot
or blow up their yacht

by Guest Sat 05 Jan 2013, 5:50 pm

Mr officer please let me go
'cos my anger is starting to grow
I didn't throw the first shot
or blow up their yacht
But I did walk away with their dough

by **Galted** Sat 05 Jan 2013, 7:33 pm

by **Kenny** Sun 06 Jan 2013, 4:13 pm

The price of fame is to much

by Guest Sun 06 Jan 2013, 4:42 pm

The price of fame is to much
Privacy is just way out of touch

by **Kenny** Sun 06 Jan 2013, 4:44 pm

The price of fame is to much
Privacy is just way out of touch
With all your life on view

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 06 Jan 2013, 5:11 pm

The price of fame is to much
Privacy is just way out of touch
With all your life on view
When you snort and spew

by **Kenny** Sun 06 Jan 2013, 5:12 pm

The price of fame is to much
Privacy is just way out of touch
With all your life on view
When you snort and spew
And your naturally Camp and not Butch

by **Galted** Sun 06 Jan 2013, 6:34 pm

by Guest Sun 06 Jan 2013, 6:40 pm

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Jan 2013, 2:20 pm

With a limp wrist my throwing was bad

by Guest Tue 08 Jan 2013, 4:56 pm

With a limp wrist my throwing was bad
Missed the board but I did hit my dad

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Jan 2013, 4:57 pm

With a limp wrist my throwing was bad
Missed the board but I did hit my dad
I should be playing for the BDO title

by **Galted** Tue 08 Jan 2013, 7:04 pm

With a limp wrist my throwing was bad
Missed the board but I did hit my dad
I should be playing for the BDO title
but the entrance committee was spiteful

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Jan 2013, 7:33 pm

With a limp wrist my throwing was bad
Missed the board but I did hit my dad
I should be playing for the BDO title
but the entrance committee was spiteful
Because im the new England captain and Wolfie is sad !

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 09 Jan 2013, 7:51 pm

I just can't make up my mind who's the GOAT

by **Galted** Wed 09 Jan 2013, 7:58 pm

I just can't make up my mind who's the GOAT
don't say Pele or I'll rip out your throat

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 09 Jan 2013, 8:06 pm

Just can't make up my mind who's the GOAT
don't say Pele or I'll rip out your throat
It's not Messi or Graf

by **Galted** Wed 09 Jan 2013, 9:04 pm

Just can't make up my mind who's the GOAT
don't say Pele or I'll rip out your throat
It's not Messi or Graf
maybe Seaman for a laugh

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 09 Jan 2013, 10:07 pm

Just can't make up my mind who's the GOAT
don't say Pele or I'll rip out your throat
It's not Messi or Graf
maybe Seaman for a laugh
Oh sod it, I won't bother to vote

by **Kenny** Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:12 pm

very good

by Guest Sat 12 Jan 2013, 5:12 pm

If I ha when you're sad will you bite?

by **Galted** Sat 12 Jan 2013, 5:51 pm

If I ha when you're sad will you bite?
if it's a full moon there's a good chance I might

by **Kenny** Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:03 am

If I ha when you're sad will you bite?
if it's a full moon there's a good chance I might
So be careful thats all i will say

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 13 Jan 2013, 12:40 am

If I ha when you're sad will you bite?
if it's a full moon there's a good chance I might
So be careful thats all i will say
Or you may find some teeth come your way

by **Galted** Sun 13 Jan 2013, 9:31 am

If I ha when you're sad will you bite?
if it's a full moon there's a good chance I might
So be careful thats all i will say
Or you may find some teeth come your way
gently as a frenzied great white

by **Kenny** Mon 14 Jan 2013, 1:30 am

Walk tall and keep your head up

by **Pal Joey** Mon 14 Jan 2013, 7:53 am

Walk tall and keep your head up
Even when you're with the pup

by **Galted** Mon 14 Jan 2013, 8:45 am

Walk tall and keep your head up
Even when you're with the pup
Don't run into walls

by **Pal Joey** Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:02 am

Walk tall and keep your head up
Even when you're with the pup
Don't run into walls
and watch out for doors

by **Galted** Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:32 am

Walk tall and keep your head up
Even when you're with the pup
Don't run into walls
and watch out for doors
and don't soil yourself when you're fed up

by **Pal Joey** Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:43 am

As the footsteps approached the door

by **Galted** Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:48 am

As the footsteps approached the door
he'd just finished strangling the wh0re

by **Pal Joey** Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:50 am

As the footsteps approached the door
he'd just finished strangling the wh0re
so he stuffed her under the bed

by **Galted** Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:57 am

As the footsteps approached the door
he'd just finished strangling the wh0re
so he stuffed her under the bed
twisted the handle with dread

by **Pal Joey** Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:07 am

As the footsteps approached the door
he'd just finished strangling the wh0re
so he stuffed her under the bed
twisted the handle with dread
and then confronted Mary Tyler Moore

by **Galted** Mon 14 Jan 2013, 10:10 am

by Guest Mon 14 Jan 2013, 4:42 pm

When I'm at work I miss all these rhymes

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 14 Jan 2013, 5:48 pm

When I'm at work I miss all these rhymes
'Cos I spend all day reading The Times

by Guest Mon 14 Jan 2013, 6:06 pm

When I'm at work I miss all these rhymes
'Cos I spend all day reading The Times
More like scratching my arse

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 14 Jan 2013, 9:50 pm

When I'm at work I miss all these rhymes
'Cos I spend all day reading The Times
More like scratching my arse
It's a bit of a farce

by **Pal Joey** Tue 15 Jan 2013, 7:00 am

When I'm at work I miss all these rhymes
'Cos I spend all day reading The Times
More like scratching my arse
It's a bit of a farce
Like a crook unable to commit crimes

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:50 am

Who put 'rick' in limerick?

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:52 am

Who put 'rick' in limerick?
A Paddy... who was incredibly thick?

by **Galted** Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:59 am

Who put 'rick' in limerick?
A Paddy... who was incredibly thick?
whilst p1ssed up on ale

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Jan 2013, 10:07 am

Who put 'rick' in limerick?
A Paddy... who was incredibly thick?
whilst p1ssed up on ale
and stuffed like a quail

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